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Brujah 05-03-2012 02:14 AM

Neverending Story
 
An exercise in writing for the creative among us. No rules. Write whatever you want. Mix in any genre you'd like. I'll start the narrative.

"Stupid bitch," he muttered to himself. She rang his cat food up three times, overcharging for the purchase and seemingly took forever to correct the mistake. He lived with his mother, and she insisted he bring home cat food after work or she'd lock him out. Here he was, one service industry employee taking out his frustrations on another. She laughed at her own mistake and apologized waiting for the manager to respond to the alert that signalled his attention was needed.

The ground shook violently accompanied by a bizarre light show of bright colors and a crackling energy. A seering heat shot through his skull as he dropped to the floor, before blacking out. His eyes narrowed trying to focus as he awoke, gazing at the triple-breasted female before him.

CurrentlySober 05-03-2012 02:18 AM

Thought this was a Paul Markham thread...

papill0n 05-03-2012 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 18925788)
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"Stupid bitch," he muttered to himself. She rang his cat food up three times, overcharging for the purchase and seemingly took forever to correct the mistake. He lived with his mother, and she insisted he bring home cat food after work or she'd lock him out. Here he was, one service industry employee taking out his frustrations on another. She laughed at her own mistake and apologized waiting for the manager to respond to the alert that signalled his attention was needed.

The ground shook violently accompanied by a bizarre light show of bright colors and a crackling energy. A seering heat shot through his skull as he dropped to the floor, before blacking out. His eyes narrowed trying to focus as he awoke, gazing at the triple-breasted female before him.


he began to realize that the ice was kicking in harder than he expected and and he better get the hell out of there quickly. he picked up a cat food tin and hurtled it towards the stunned employee splitting her forehead and knocking her out cold.

EddyTheDog 05-03-2012 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18925789)
Thought this was a Paul Markham thread...


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DWB 05-03-2012 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18925886)
he began to realize that the ice was kicking in harder than he expected and and he better get the hell out of there quickly. he picked up a cat food tin and hurtled it towards the stunned employee splitting her forehead and knocking her out cold.

The unconscious employee started convulsing on the floor and everyone panicked. Screams for 911 were ringing through the hallway and everyone gathered around her, careful not to touch her out of fear of a lawsuit. But Linda wasn't hurt at all. The cat food tin hit her in just the right spot on her head, opening a portal. Her body was transcending into another realm. Linda was entering the magical dream world of Jodahar.

ottopottomouse 05-03-2012 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18925995)
The unconscious employee started convulsing on the floor and everyone panicked. Screams for 911 were ringing through the hallway and everyone gathered around her, careful not to touch her out of fear of a lawsuit. But Linda wasn't hurt at all. The cat food tin hit her in just the right spot on her head, opening a portal. Her body was transcending into another realm. Linda was entering the magical dream world of Jodahar.

Unfortunately Jodahar was flooded and never having learnt to swim Linda floundered about in the water and then sank to the bottom. Her lungs filling with water she realised that this was the end and she was drowning. Memorable events from her life flashed through her mind like a badly presented set of holiday snaps and as she drifted into unconsciousness the last thing she saw was...

CaptainHowdy 05-03-2012 06:14 AM

... The end.

DWB 05-03-2012 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18926619)
... The end.

But like a Marvel Comic movie, after the credits was a 45 second sneek peek of Linda's return to Earth.


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