Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 18925788)

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"Stupid bitch," he muttered to himself. She rang his cat food up three times, overcharging for the purchase and seemingly took forever to correct the mistake. He lived with his mother, and she insisted he bring home cat food after work or she'd lock him out. Here he was, one service industry employee taking out his frustrations on another. She laughed at her own mistake and apologized waiting for the manager to respond to the alert that signalled his attention was needed.

The ground shook violently accompanied by a bizarre light show of bright colors and a crackling energy. A seering heat shot through his skull as he dropped to the floor, before blacking out. His eyes narrowed trying to focus as he awoke, gazing at the triple-breasted female before him.

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18925789)

Thought this was a Paul Markham thread...

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18925886)

he began to realize that the ice was kicking in harder than he expected and and he better get the hell out of there quickly. he picked up a cat food tin and hurtled it towards the stunned employee splitting her forehead and knocking her out cold.

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18925995)

The unconscious employee started convulsing on the floor and everyone panicked. Screams for 911 were ringing through the hallway and everyone gathered around her, careful not to touch her out of fear of a lawsuit. But Linda wasn't hurt at all. The cat food tin hit her in just the right spot on her head, opening a portal. Her body was transcending into another realm. Linda was entering the magical dream world of Jodahar.

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18926619)

... The end.