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Old 04-24-2012, 05:27 PM   #1
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:tongue Florida man mistakes girlfriend for hog, shoots her ( pic )

Sorry, but I do find the title ' funny ' ....

Here is the pic ( figure out who it is - hog or GF , or both )



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A Florida couple was on a weekend camping trip that ended in an airlift to the emergency room.

52-year-old Steven Egan was hunting with his girlfriend Lisa Simmons in the northern part of the state when he mistook her for a hog and shot her.

"He saw a hog and thought he shot it and went to look for it," Maj. Steve Clair of the Flagler County Sheriff's Office told ABC News. "He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot."

The mistake was not actually related to her appearance. Rather, Egan had earlier shot at a hog that continued to evade him. He reportedly instructed Simmons to stay at their campsite while he pursued the evasive animal, according to the Flagler County Sheriff's Office However, Simmons ventured away from the campsite, apparently searching for oranges that had fallen from nearby trees.

When Egan heard rustling in the woods, he fired in her direction without first making visual confirmation with his intended target. Instead, Simmons was struck in the legs by a .30-caliber bullet from Egan's gun. She was airlifted to the nearby Halifax Health Medical Center where she is listed as being in serious condition.

Authorities say they aren't planning to charge Egan for the accidental shooting.

"He was very sympathetic that he'd shot his girlfriend," Maj. Clair said. "It was an accident. I think it was just a violation of one of the cardinal rules of hunting which is you never shoot what you don't see."

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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211904311.html


Wonder how ' make up sex ' will be .....
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Old 04-24-2012, 05:34 PM   #2
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another retard to give gun owners a bad reputation... fucking twat.
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Old 04-24-2012, 06:11 PM   #3
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the left hog looks kinda naughty
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Old 04-24-2012, 06:29 PM   #4
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another retard to give gun owners a bad reputation... fucking twat.
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Would not happen if he didn't have a gun..
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Old 04-24-2012, 06:52 PM   #5
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Would not happen if he didn't have a gun..
If Bull frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their little rear-end when they landed.
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:00 PM   #6
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:12 PM   #7
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"Mistook her for a hog" - this mistake is very unfortunate. It is a violation of rule of hunting which is you never shoot what you don't see.
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Old 04-24-2012, 11:41 PM   #8
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Old 04-25-2012, 12:16 AM   #9
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Old 04-25-2012, 12:24 AM   #10
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It's only a crime if he ate her.
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:05 AM   #11
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Kind of upsetting.... No, he meant to shoot her. To blame it on the pigs is a very idiot American thing to to.

"I thought it was a pig" Yeah, no... That was a person. Nice try....

They're not black or destitute, so they'll prolly get off.

Prove me wrong. This fuck should fry, but he won't. He'll go home and eat a lot of pork. Maybe kill someone else 'cause he's got the hang of it now.

God Bless America. Har har.
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