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Old 04-22-2012, 08:26 AM   #1
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Guy eats Burger with 1,050 pieces of bacon on it

A man walks into a Japanese Burger King and orders a bacon burger laden with 1,050 pieces of swine

In the video (above), we a see a guy sit down at a table and unwrap a mountain of bacon loosely held together by two buns and some nominal garnishment. He measures the mound of pork against his iPhone. He bows his head in a short prayer and starts stuffing his face. Eventually he takes an alternating-hand approach — a bite of bacon from his right, a bite of bun from his left. After making a valiant effort, but relatively small dent in the monstrosity before him, the man retires to a bathroom with a decidedly queasy look on his face.

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Old 04-22-2012, 08:33 AM   #2
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Old 04-22-2012, 08:33 AM   #3
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Kinda seems like the headline should be "Guy eats a shitload of bacon... and a burger"
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Old 04-22-2012, 08:36 AM   #4
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:43 AM   #5
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well, it's bacon.. so it must be ok
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:48 AM   #6
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Nothing like smoked bacon over burning apple-wood and weed stalks sprinkled with kief...
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:49 AM   #7
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:50 AM   #8
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Would you like a burger with you bacon?
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:54 AM   #9
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:55 AM   #10
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Fuck was the point of that? Idiot...
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:57 AM   #11
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That's not a burger with bacon. That's bacon.
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:57 AM   #12
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:58 AM   #13
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Nothing like smoked bacon over burning apple-wood and weed stalks sprinkled with kief...
What the fuck are you babbling on about? Reposting some hipster recipe shit you read on the MacRumors forums?

Perhaps you might like to try just grilling or frying bacon... you know, under a normal grill or in a normal pan, like a normal fucking person.
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Old 04-22-2012, 10:26 AM   #14
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Simply disgusting.
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Old 04-22-2012, 11:59 AM   #15
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Old 04-22-2012, 12:06 PM   #16
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Well at least this is a change from Japanese guys stuff bacon in panties and eating it
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Old 04-22-2012, 01:48 PM   #17
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I love a good hamburger, but wow - that's really over the top.
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Old 04-22-2012, 01:50 PM   #18
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What the fuck are you babbling on about? Reposting some hipster recipe shit you read on the MacRumors forums?

Perhaps you might like to try just grilling or frying bacon... you know, under a normal grill or in a normal pan, like a normal fucking person.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought it rather pretentious.
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:09 PM   #19
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there IS such a thing as too much bacon
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:26 PM   #20
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:28 PM   #21
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:31 PM   #22
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:33 PM   #23
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:34 PM   #24
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I wouldn't say that he ate it. He barely even touched it. 99% of the bacon was left untouched. He only ate a few strips of bacon. Pretty lame in my opinion.
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:52 PM   #25
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He could not eat all of that. Of course, almost all of the bacon was left untouched. Did he really think that he could eat 1,050 pieces in a few hours time? It's hard to imagine. He is not a professional from an eating contest, or something. It would be more fun to watch those contests where they eat 60 hot dogs, or something.
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Old 04-22-2012, 04:37 PM   #26
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If only he would have replaced the lettuce in his burger with weed leaves... it would have given him the ability to actually eat more.
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