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mrgica · 04-20-2012, 05:40 PM

Darwin says, so how come we still have monkeys (on this board too) and they didn't evolve to intelligent humans?

jigg · 04-20-2012, 05:53 PM

lol
in for a spot before the crowd

2MuchMark · 04-20-2012, 05:55 PM

How's it going?

mrgica · 04-20-2012, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

How's it going?

Monkey?

MrBottomTooth · 04-20-2012, 06:04 PM

Monkeys and humans evolved from the same ancestors. We didn't evolve directly from monkeys. At least I believe that is how the theory goes.

mrgica · 04-20-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jigg

lol
in for a spot before the crowd

What spot? You don't even have a sig.

Monkey?

Spunky · 04-20-2012, 06:09 PM

You have a problem with Monkeys?

journalism · 04-20-2012, 06:10 PM

Informative question.

That is what it says in big bang theory.

papill0n · 04-20-2012, 06:17 PM

because that is the very nature of evolution

WarChild · 04-20-2012, 06:24 PM

No we did not.

Great apes and Humans both evolved from a common ancestor.

mrgica · 04-20-2012, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

You have a problem with Monkeys?

Spunky Spunky, 115,953 Posts, great accomplishment by the way.
You evolved beyond anything most of us here have.

2012 · 04-20-2012, 06:30 PM

It's a possibility. The official version in the Bible seems a little wishy washy ...

probably just another conspiracy theory

Chosen · 04-20-2012, 06:36 PM

ninavain · 04-20-2012, 06:39 PM

Alien Hybrids..'nuff said

NaughtyVisions · 04-20-2012, 06:40 PM

Oh shit, it's "Origin of the Species," not "Feces."

mrgica · 04-20-2012, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

No we did not.

Great apes and Humans both evolved from a common ancestor.

Or maybe we were modified by an intelligent species thousands years ago. To self evolve into intelligent species. And the "gods" in the heaven that ancient people refer to, where just intelligent visitors to our planet? Don't be afraid of new thinking, once people thought earth was flat. And they hated any new idea.

CurrentlySober · 04-20-2012, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Oh shit, it's "Origin of the Species," not "Feces."

garce · 04-20-2012, 06:43 PM

No, we DID NOT evolve from monkeys. Monkeys are too smart to devolve into humans.

Monkeys specifically denied having anything to do with us - "we" being their less-intelligent primate relatives. We (humans) are to your average monkey what your idiot child-molesting uncle is to you. We're all primates, but WTF?

There is not one monkey on the face of the Earth who will accept responsibility for a Mitt (MItt? What kind of name is that? Hi, I'm Sock... Sock Cockstrap... Here's my brother, Mitt Sock...) Romney. Mitt Sock Shoe Hipwader Romney. If he's a REAL Morman (Merman? Mermaid? More Woman?) he has multiple wives - just like the Muslims he hates.

Stupid fucking assholes.

BTW, I asked. We're an embarrassement to primates. The primate I interviewed wished he was a dolphin so he could get some good press and avoid humans 364 days of the year.

He also said, "So long and thanks for all the fish." Dunno what he meant by that, but his sly, slightly crooked smile made me feel a little uncomfotable. I had the last laugh, though - I knew he wasn't a dolphin and that Douglas Adams died a long time ago.

No, we're not monkeys. We're too stupid to be monkeys. We're snails with appendages. How can you tell what creatures GOD created? They have faces.

Eyes. Noses. Mouths. Every living multi-celled creature on the planet that has existed for less than 100 million years has eyes, a nose, and a mouth.

You are not a monkey - you're a snail.

mchacal · 04-20-2012, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mrgica

Or maybe we were modified by an intelligent species thousands years ago. To self evolve into intelligent species. And the "gods" in the heaven that ancient people refer to, where just intelligent visitors to our planet? Don't be afraid of new thinking, once people thought earth was flat. And they hated any new idea.

No more weed for you

mrgica · 04-20-2012, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mchacal

No more weed for you

Close your mind peasant, and obey the GREAT BOOKS

jigg · 04-20-2012, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 2012

It's a possibility. The official version in the Bible seems a little wishy washy ...

probably just another conspiracy theory

which of the two versions in the Bible?

baddog · 04-20-2012, 07:29 PM

Did JohnnyClips get banned or is this his brother/lover?

B.Barnato · 04-20-2012, 07:30 PM

If God made man from dirt, why is there still dirt?

mrgica · 04-20-2012, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mchacal

No more weed for you

You know the origin of the universe? How big it is? Is its infinite or not? How life become in this universe? NO? Don't know a skit?

And somehow you find different ideas of the intelligent life on earth to be so crazy?

WarChild · 04-20-2012, 07:32 PM

It's okay that you're stupid, there's nothing you can do about that. There's no need to be ignorant on top of that though.

porno jew · 04-20-2012, 07:34 PM

the hollow earth aliens have cloned johnnyclips.

mrgica · 04-20-2012, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

If God made man from dirt, why is there still dirt?

Who is talking about god?
The rest of the dirt can still and will transform into a new human in future, a monkey can't and will never become human.

Hermes · 04-20-2012, 07:35 PM

uno · 04-20-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by journalism

Informative question.

That is what it says in big bang theory.

Uh, no it doesn't.

uno · 04-20-2012, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mrgica

Or maybe we were modified by an intelligent species thousands years ago. To self evolve into intelligent species. And the "gods" in the heaven that ancient people refer to, where just intelligent visitors to our planet? Don't be afraid of new thinking, once people thought earth was flat. And they hated any new idea.

People haven't thought the world was flat for thousands of years.

uno · 04-20-2012, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Did JohnnyClips get banned or is this his brother/lover?

uno · 04-20-2012, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Did JohnnyClips get banned or is this his brother/lover?

Do you agree that government secrets exist? Therefore... aliens.

Paul Markham · 04-21-2012, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mrgica

Or maybe we were modified by an intelligent species thousands years ago. To self evolve into intelligent species. And the "gods" in the heaven that ancient people refer to, where just intelligent visitors to our planet? Don't be afraid of new thinking, once people thought earth was flat. And they hated any new idea.

Seeing as it took 100,000s of years for the modifications to happen. The people doing the modifying were crap at it.

Too many dead ends happened for it to be anything but evolution and the survival of the best. Neanderthals were just one dead end that were not able to evolve and adapt well enough and became extinct. Like the rest of the natural world, some models worked and evolved. Others didn't and perished.

CaptainHowdy · 04-21-2012, 08:24 AM

We've evolved from pigs ...

MaDalton · 04-21-2012, 08:30 AM

we all evolved from a lump of cells that accidentically hit earth a while ago. i guess.

edit: probably only some proteins. or nucleoids. too lazy to look it up

Grapesoda · 04-21-2012, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by mrgica

Darwin says, so how come we still have monkeys (on this board too) and they didn't evolve to intelligent humans?

actually no.... we all evolved from common ancestors, but not monkeys...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_evolution

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