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LukieD · 02-10-2003, 11:13 AM

Pay for it to be properly trained by a professional. You can find people/companies that not only house train dogs but can also get them to follow commands such as sit, heel etc.

kenny · 02-10-2003, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Kenny's puppy just emailed me, this is what he said....

"Fuck, I've had it with this stupid human owner. What the hell does he want from me? I thought his job was to teach me what he wants, but instead he just yells at me and hits me all the time. I can't do anything right it seems. I try to have fun and play, and he hits me. I need to stop and have a poop sometimes, and he hits me. I pass some water here.... he hits me. So I pass some water there... guess what? Yap, he hits me. Then he puts me out in the cold, where it is hard to poop and pass water, but if I do it there he brings me back inside and still doesn't look too happy.

It's no fun here. It was more fun when I was with my brothers and sisters, but this big bully has dognapped me. I think he's going to start withholding my food and water soon, and I think he might be a mental case. Will someone here please rescue me and shoot him for me?"

Signed ~ Loveable yet miserable.

Kenny, you been a baaaad master. BAD master. Post your address, so I can have someone sent over to slap you in the head a few hundred times.

I told that fucking animal to stay of my computers, Its going to get the eletric shock punishment now.

Yo Adrian · 02-10-2003, 11:51 AM

No Kill Shelter....easy 'nuff

magicmike · 02-10-2003, 01:06 PM

Kenny is an idiot.

My dog is trained well enough to find things by scent.

UnseenWorld · 02-10-2003, 01:31 PM

Contact your local ASPCA. There is probably a dog pound in your area (where they bring strays, etc.). A puppy will be snapped up within hours of being put on display there.

pink_in_the_middle · 02-10-2003, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by magicmike
Kenny is an idiot.

My dog is trained well enough to find things by scent.

I think most dogs are

Phoenix · 02-10-2003, 01:48 PM

this is the best thread ever...sad things happen to animals...in small towns and out on farms...but no one ever broadcasts what they did...give it some more time...a dog is the only security guard you can ever get that can't be bought off

FreeXXX · 02-10-2003, 02:02 PM

Kenny:

First of all you have to be smarter than the dog to train it properly, that would be your first mistake in being dumber than the dog.

Second, from seeing how stupid you are on this thread, It wouldn't surprise me if it's you that is pissing all over the house and not the dog...

Third, like everyone says here, you're a fucking idiot...

BluMedia · 02-10-2003, 02:22 PM

appleboy · 02-10-2003, 03:28 PM

get the puppy a crate , place paper down , when puppy is wet remove paper , repeat , take puppy out after all meals and every hour or two , puppies have no bladder control, praise puppy when puppy relieves self outside , never scold puppy when puppy goes inside - they have no control but praise when puppy goes outside ,REPEAT , REPEAT , soon you'll have puppies telling you when they have to go outside and that can be beneficial for your health if you're a full time webmaster sitting at your computer all day , what kind of dog is it?

CDSmith · 02-10-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by kenny
I told that fucking animal to stay of my computers, Its going to get the eletric shock punishment now.

Ha ha.... yeah. Shock him good. I hope he grows up to be huge and he eats you alive.

Moron.

kenny · 02-10-2003, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Ha ha.... yeah. Shock him good. I hope he grows up to be huge and he eats you alive.

Moron.

I was fucking joking. Fuck you

kenny · 02-10-2003, 04:52 PM

Alot of you people jumped the bandwagon to flame me, funny. I can read through this and laugh. I guess alot of webmasters are soft.

CDSmith · 02-10-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by kenny
I was fucking joking. Fuck you

No, it's pretty much fuck YOU Kenny, not me. I'm a dog owner. I've owned and loved dogs for 20 years now, so when I read posts from a dipshit that can't figure out how to give basic training to a puppy and admits that he slaps it around due to his own inabilities, yeah... I get a bit testy about it.

If you had half a brain in your fucking head you'd see that, and adjust your thinking accordingly instead of trying to pass it off as a joke and acting like a further pudfucker.

dlex · 02-10-2003, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by kenny
The stupid puppy wouldnt stop pissing in the house. I tried everything. I cant give it away. I am thinking about driving it ten miles from my house and leaving it, but it is cold and will starve/freeze to death. I dont want it to suffer. Should I shot it? What should I do?

what are you talking about soft? you are an idiot!...why dont you do some research about getting a pet before you actually get one...heaven forbid you decide to have a baby...what are you going to then shoot it because it wont stop crying?

dummy

PiTaAnGeL · 02-10-2003, 05:04 PM

I cant figure out where the hell you are comming from kenny??? what the fuck would give you the idea to shoot a puppy?? Its not even funny to post. dogs take a lot of responsiblity, they arent going to pee when you ask them to. your parents should have shot you when you were getting potty trainned, how many times did you piss your pants?? I would take that puppy in a heart beat! STUPID!!!

FATPad · 02-10-2003, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by kenny
Alot of you people jumped the bandwagon to flame me, funny. I can read through this and laugh. I guess alot of webmasters are soft.

What does "being soft" have to do with commenting on how stupid you are for getting a puppy you're too dumb to train?

kenny · 02-10-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
No, it's pretty much fuck YOU Kenny, not me. I'm a dog owner. I've owned and loved dogs for 20 years now, so when I read posts from a dipshit that can't figure out how to give basic training to a puppy and admits that he slaps it around due to his own inabilities, yeah... I get a bit testy about it.

If you had half a brain in your fucking head you'd see that, and adjust your thinking accordingly instead of trying to pass it off as a joke and acting like a further pudfucker.

Listen I am not going to argue with anybody on a message board. I have no real intentions of killing my dog. I think I pointed that out. But its obvious that some people have nothing better to do then set behind their keyboards and post inaccurate judgements and openly insult me. And that is why I say "fuck you". If you think for one minute I am going to allow myself to be insulted with childish names then your wrong.
I should of realized alot of webmasters are office type soft people. I lived in places where people could get shot for looking at somebody wrong. Maybe I can joke about violence with more ease. It is my fault. But I am not one to allow myself to be insulted.

Penrod · 02-10-2003, 05:10 PM

Kenny............I will beat you to death with a pencil.

Jimbo · 02-10-2003, 05:11 PM

sell it on e-bay, just say it pisses everywhere and a freak who love to lick dog piss on the ground will buy it.

02-10-2003, 05:11 PM

I smelled the bullshit. I did smell it.

kenny · 02-10-2003, 05:22 PM

Thanks to the people with reason who can address the real issue and give me advice reguarding my puppy. Alot of it I have already tried, some I will give a shot. And I apologize to the people who take things like that very seriously. It is my fault for posting such a hostile post. I can offer no more then that.

Raven · 02-10-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by kenny

Great idea, thanks. I think I will try a different approach and if that doesnt work I will take her to the shelter.

Kenny.

If you take the puppy out, you have to stay with him/her until the job is done. That way, the puppy begins to associate peeing/defacating outside with reward, which is you saying 'good dog' and giving him/her a treat of some kind. Dogs learn far better with positive reinforcement than with a slap on the head.

There are even some breeds who 'remember' that slap on the head and when they get older, will pay you back.

I took my puppies out every half hour, need it or not. It took a few weeks for them to train, depending on how smart they were.

Shih-tzus are very tough to train. They don't like getting their feet wet, which is hard because we live in Washington State, which is very wet, most of the time.

At night, I kept the puppy in a small kennel, because they don't shit where they sleep.

Whenever I went out, the puppy would go into the kennel, so I didn't have to come home to a mess.

Once the puppies trained, that's when they were allowed human privileges, like sleeping in bed with us.

If that fails or you're thinking you don't want to do this, then your local animal shelter is probably the best chance this puppy has for a normal life.

But..to drive your puppy ten miles away...I know that's just frustration talking....and it's understandable...but...don't..please...it's not a good thing to do. It doesn't offer them any chance at any kind of life....just a slow death.

Good luck to you. The time you spend is worth it, in the end...'cause dogs..when they love you...it's forever.

Jaceem · 02-10-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by kenny
Thanks to the people with reason who can address the real issue and give me advice reguarding my puppy. Alot of it I have already tried, some I will give a shot. And I apologize to the people who take things like that very seriously. It is my fault for posting such a hostile post. I can offer no more then that.

If you hang yourself we will believe that you are truly sorry.

FATPad · 02-10-2003, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by Raven

Kenny.

If you take the puppy out, you have to stay with him/her until the job is done. That way, the puppy begins to associate peeing/defacating outside with reward, which is you saying 'good dog' and giving him/her a treat of some kind. Dogs learn far better with positive reinforcement than with a slap on the head.

There are even some breeds who 'remember' that slap on the head and when they get older, will pay you back.

I took my puppies out every half hour, need it or not. It took a few weeks for them to train, depending on how smart they were.

Shih-tzus are very tough to train. They don't like getting their feet wet, which is hard because we live in Washington State, which is very wet, most of the time.

At night, I kept the puppy in a small kennel, because they don't shit where they sleep.

Whenever I went out, the puppy would go into the kennel, so I didn't have to come home to a mess.

Once the puppies trained, that's when they were allowed human privileges, like sleeping in bed with us.

If that fails or you're thinking you don't want to do this, then your local animal shelter is probably the best chance this puppy has for a normal life.

But..to drive your puppy ten miles away...I know that's just frustration talking....and it's understandable...but...don't..please...it's not a good thing to do. It doesn't offer them any chance at any kind of life....just a slow death.

Good luck to you. The time you spend is worth it, in the end...'cause dogs..when they love you...it's forever.

Wow.

That was creepy.

My dog's name is Raven.

But this was a good post.

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kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	Thanks to the people with reason who can address the real issue and give me advice reguarding my puppy. Alot of it I have already tried, some I will give a shot. And I apologize to the people who take things like that very seriously. It is my fault for posting such a hostile post. I can offer no more then that.