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<IMX> · 02-09-2003, 08:51 PM

Valentine?s Day Gifts--Any good ideas out there?

Let?s make a thread devoted to good Valentine?s day ideas.

No reason why we can?t all share and brainstorm good ideas.

That way we can all come out looking golden.

Also, let's keep the total price tag maybe $50-$250!

If I could afford Tiffany & Co. I would not need to ask...

edit...this was post 777... I think I'm getting multiple ass on V-weekend

Za Ha · 02-09-2003, 08:53 PM

Dinner and a play.
Dozen Roses
And try being nice.

KRL · 02-09-2003, 08:53 PM

Hire a masseuse and then a nice intimate dinner at a waterfront restaurant.

drunkdollars · 02-09-2003, 08:53 PM

gothweb · 02-09-2003, 08:54 PM

Nice to see your recognize the significance of a mystical and auspicious post count.

Tala · 02-09-2003, 08:55 PM

Depends, actually. Most of my stuff is rude.

I know what I'd like to get, but as far as actually recieving it...\HAHAHAHAHAH

iroc409 · 02-09-2003, 08:56 PM

my ex was named after that store... eek!

anyways. best one is this. buy the girl a really nice watch. don't spare any expense. then put a note in the box. make the note say only "time's up". that'll get the job done

galleryseek · 02-09-2003, 08:57 PM

i'm gonna play a song on my guitar, whisper sweet nothings in her ear... then turn on some music, "adam sandler - at a medium pace" and make passionate love.

steffie · 02-09-2003, 09:29 PM

Don't do the dinner
Don't do the movie

Be unusual

Hire a private 3 piece orchestra
Have a picnic at home on the floor with candles
Take her on a ride in an open carriage and serve her champagne
Decorate the bedroom with candles and roses and give her a massage and ONLY a massage. Put on some Barry White
Take her to a Planetarium and name a star after her

Damn you guys are so freaking boring

geez

Spunky · 02-09-2003, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steffie
Don't do the dinner
Don't do the movie

Be unusual

Hire a private 3 piece orchestra
Have a picnic at home on the floor with candles
Take her on a ride in an open carriage and serve her champagne
Decorate the bedroom with candles and roses and give her a massage and ONLY a massage. Put on some Barry White
Take her to a Planetarium and name a star after her

Damn you guys are so freaking boring

geez

Damn Your dreaming

steffie · 02-09-2003, 09:35 PM

Well hell I gotta have dreams,, I am married

Tala · 02-09-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steffie
Don't do the dinner
Don't do the movie

Be unusual

Hire a private 3 piece orchestra
Have a picnic at home on the floor with candles
Take her on a ride in an open carriage and serve her champagne
Decorate the bedroom with candles and roses and give her a massage and ONLY a massage. Put on some Barry White
Take her to a Planetarium and name a star after her

Damn you guys are so freaking boring

geez

Whoa.

No champagne, please, it gives me gas.

And a picnic in the floor will only cause the cats to wonderif we've gone insane, and the dog to think that he's allowed to share.

The open carriage thign sounds nice, but it's fucking cold outside, and I don't want to have to put on 7 layers to stay warm. Much less peel them off later.

If the bedroom is so lovingly decorated for me, and the massage is given without grumbling, the very least I can do is offer to reciprocate. Every guy likes a blowjob.

But no Barry White. Sorry, but I prefer Type O Negative's "Love You to Death", thanks.

Naming a star after me is a nice gesture, but if I can't even find it to show to other people, then to hell with it. It's a beautiful thought, but can I have a teddy bear instead?

FlyingIguana · 02-09-2003, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steffie
Don't do the dinner
Don't do the movie

Be unusual

Hire a private 3 piece orchestra
Have a picnic at home on the floor with candles
Take her on a ride in an open carriage and serve her champagne
Decorate the bedroom with candles and roses and give her a massage and ONLY a massage. Put on some Barry White
Take her to a Planetarium and name a star after her

Damn you guys are so freaking boring

geez

i was thinking pizza and beer

Tala · 02-09-2003, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

i was thinking pizza and beer

Papa John's and Guinness?

Spunky · 02-09-2003, 10:03 PM

Yup predictable as it is.
Flowers....Any graveyard has plenty...j/k

Dinner...Overlooking the city..actually up the street. or Red Lobster,Sirloiner
Movie?..Couple of chick flicks..like the only day you have to consider her taste,so it wont kill ya
Dim the lights ,light a bunch of candles,incense,Fat Joint

Start to give her a massage and a few soft kisses later grope her tits and start to undress her.carry her to the bed...Boom 3 minutes later roll over ,fart and start snoring.

Tala · 02-09-2003, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Yup predictable as it is.
Flowers....Any graveyard has plenty...j/k
Dinner...Overlooking the city..actually up the street. or Red Lobster,Sirloiner
Movie?..Couple of chick flicks..like the only day you have to consider her taste,so it wont kill ya
Dim the lights ,light a bunch of candles,incense,Fat Joint
Start to give her a massage and a few soft kisses later grope her tits and start to undress her.carry her to the bed...Boom 3 minutes later roll over ,fart and start snoring.

Are you my husband?

PersianKitty · 02-09-2003, 10:10 PM

Gift certificate to Victoria's Secret and some of their Garden Collection lotion, body splash, etc.

Course what would I know. I haven't been anyone's Valentine in too many years to count.

Peaches · 02-09-2003, 10:16 PM

I'm old and practical - I want property - lots and lots of LAND

A full house automatic generator wouldn't be a bad thing either!

Short on cash? Come paint my house!

Tala · 02-09-2003, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Gift certificate to Victoria's Secret and some of their Garden Collection lotion, body splash, etc.

Course what would I know. I haven't been anyone's Valentine in too many years to count.

oooohhhhh, nice.....maybe add to that a nice gift certificate to Bath and Body Works?

SleazyDream · 02-09-2003, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Gift certificate to Victoria's Secret and some of their Garden Collection lotion, body splash, etc.

Course what would I know. I haven't been anyone's Valentine in too many years to count.

would you be my vanentine?

PersianKitty · 02-09-2003, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

oooohhhhh, nice.....maybe add to that a nice gift certificate to Bath and Body Works?

Yeah the Victoria's Secret Garden Collection stuff is alot like what they ahve at Bath and Body Works.

PersianKitty · 02-09-2003, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

would you be my vanentine?

errr VANentine ? is that a Chevy kinda thing?

Spunky · 02-09-2003, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

would you be my vanentine?

Your Basset hound turned you down

cold_ice · 02-09-2003, 10:28 PM

Okay I got it. Go to See's and get a box of candy cost maybe $20. Then get some nice earrings for about $100. Eat one of the candies and put the earrings in their place and reseal the box. Then go to the store and by some shit to cook for dinner(if you cant cook try the TV dinners cuz I think its really the thought that counts and if thats not the case dump the bitch) cost about $30. Write her a cute little love note about how you feel about her which cost nothing. Then when she comes over and is done with dinner give her the box of candy with the card, nice kiss and tight hug. Put on a movie and rub her back while you watch and if you play your cards right you might get lucky by the end of the movie if not at least you will feel good about yourself.

All under $250

Its all good when your on a budget

Tala · 02-09-2003, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
Okay I got it. Go to See's and get a box of candy cost maybe $20. Then get some nice earrings for about $100. Eat one of the candies and put the earrings in their place and reseal the box. Then go to the store and by some shit to cook for dinner(if you cant cook try the TV dinners cuz I think its really the thought that counts and if thats not the case dump the bitch) cost about $30. Write her a cute little love note about how you feel about her which cost nothing. Then when she comes over and is done with dinner give her the box of candy with the card, nice kiss and tight hug. Put on a movie and rub her back while you watch and if you play your cards right you might get lucky by the end of the movie if not at least you will feel good about yourself.

All under $250 Its all good when your on a budget

SleazyDream · 02-09-2003, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty

Yeah the Victoria's Secret Garden Collection stuff is alot like what they ahve at Bath and Body Works.

gift certificate just sent to [email protected] for Victoria's Secret.

happy valentines day.

PersianKitty · 02-09-2003, 10:39 PM

You'd better not!

I didn't say that to get presents!

Tala · 02-09-2003, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

gift certificate just sent to [email protected] for Victoria's Secret.

happy valentines day.

OMG!

How sweet!

cold_ice · 02-09-2003, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

Love makes it great the gifts really dont matter its all about how you feel when you give the gift. A $1000 ring can mean shit if it dont have no feeling behind it

Tala · 02-09-2003, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice

Love makes it great the gifts really dont matter its all about how you feel when you give the gift. A $1000 ring can mean shit if it dont have no feeling behind it

Very true. Which is why, honestly, I don't mind not recieveing anything from the hubby, I know he loves me, and that's what matters.

nofx · 02-09-2003, 10:59 PM

its just another hallmark holiday...

MetaMan · 02-09-2003, 11:16 PM

you have to be mushy even if you suck, women love that so much, do it once and you can ride on it for weeks,

write her some dum ass poem, buy a rose, put a ribbon on it put em together and leave it somewhere where it will surprise her,

women love when you try and surprises,

you will be the king for the day at least!

webgurl · 02-09-2003, 11:20 PM

CARE BEAR !!!! Their Making A Comeback ...... i want a big one!!

steffie · 02-09-2003, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

Are you my husband?

No he is my husband.. I swear hunny he is my husband

steffie · 02-09-2003, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1

Your Basset hound turned you down

Did somebody say Basset Hound???????????????
Meet our fierless Watch Dog AFTER my kid played dressup with HIM

Tala · 02-09-2003, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steffie

No he is my husband.. I swear hunny he is my husband

teehee

Spunky · 02-09-2003, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steffie

Did somebody say Basset Hound???????????????
Meet our fierless Watch Dog AFTER my kid played dressup with HIM

Carefull Sleazy might whip out the peanut butter and make some dog coo noises

AOLGuy · 02-10-2003, 12:09 AM

do what Eric Stoltz did in Some Kind of Wonderful - it will get you laid.

hottoddy · 02-10-2003, 12:27 AM

Let her come first.

<IMX> · 02-10-2003, 03:42 AM

Interesting ideas.

I'm leaning toward things that aren't overtly sexual in nature, as I do not have a sexual relationship with all the women on my Valentine's day list.

yet.

sexysphere · 02-10-2003, 03:44 AM

a dildo will be okay

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steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Don't do the dinner Don't do the movie Be unusual Hire a private 3 piece orchestra Have a picnic at home on the floor with candles Take her on a ride in an open carriage and serve her champagne Decorate the bedroom with candles and roses and give her a massage and ONLY a massage. Put on some Barry White Take her to a Planetarium and name a star after her Damn you guys are so freaking boring geez __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	Yup predictable as it is. Flowers....Any graveyard has plenty...j/k Dinner...Overlooking the city..actually up the street. or Red Lobster,Sirloiner Movie?..Couple of chick flicks..like the only day you have to consider her taste,so it wont kill ya Dim the lights ,light a bunch of candles,incense,Fat Joint Start to give her a massage and a few soft kisses later grope her tits and start to undress her.carry her to the bed...Boom 3 minutes later roll over ,fart and start snoring. __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Gift certificate to Victoria's Secret and some of their Garden Collection lotion, body splash, etc. Course what would I know. I haven't been anyone's Valentine in too many years to count. __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

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cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Okay I got it. Go to See's and get a box of candy cost maybe $20. Then get some nice earrings for about $100. Eat one of the candies and put the earrings in their place and reseal the box. Then go to the store and by some shit to cook for dinner(if you cant cook try the TV dinners cuz I think its really the thought that counts and if thats not the case dump the bitch) cost about $30. Write her a cute little love note about how you feel about her which cost nothing. Then when she comes over and is done with dinner give her the box of candy with the card, nice kiss and tight hug. Put on a movie and rub her back while you watch and if you play your cards right you might get lucky by the end of the movie if not at least you will feel good about yourself. All under $250 Its all good when your on a budget

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	you have to be mushy even if you suck, women love that so much, do it once and you can ride on it for weeks, write her some dum ass poem, buy a rose, put a ribbon on it put em together and leave it somewhere where it will surprise her, women love when you try and surprises, you will be the king for the day at least!

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