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Originally posted by steffie
Don't do the dinner
Don't do the movie
Be unusual
Hire a private 3 piece orchestra
Have a picnic at home on the floor with candles
Take her on a ride in an open carriage and serve her champagne
Decorate the bedroom with candles and roses and give her a massage and ONLY a massage. Put on some Barry White
Take her to a Planetarium and name a star after her
Damn you guys are so freaking boring
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Whoa.
No champagne, please, it gives me gas.
And a picnic in the floor will only cause the cats to wonderif we've gone insane, and the dog to think that he's allowed to share.
The open carriage thign sounds nice, but it's fucking cold outside, and I don't want to have to put on 7 layers to stay warm. Much less peel them off later.
If the bedroom is so lovingly decorated for me, and the massage is given without grumbling, the very least I can do is offer to reciprocate. Every guy likes a blowjob.
But no Barry White. Sorry, but I prefer Type O Negative's "Love You to Death", thanks.
Naming a star after me is a nice gesture, but if I can't even find it to show to other people, then to hell with it. It's a beautiful thought, but can I have a teddy bear instead?