How many Karma points do i get for this?

[AllAboutCams]

Im sat at my pc looking at fiverr and there is a knock on the door, i open the door and the next door old lady is there and she ask,s me to take her to the bottle shop. so i take her to the bottle shop she goes in and gets 6 bottles of something and i take her home and what do i receive? nothing!!!
so how many Karma points do i get for this? its not like i even know her we have never spoken before.

[papill0n]

if you have to ask you get none

[CurrentlySober]

Karma is mearly a modernday version of the easter bunny...

We are all on our own in this life - Looking out for number 1 (Ulimatly)

So, yeah, do nice things for people. That makes you a good person in their eyes, and makes you feel better about yourself... No problem there.

But dont expect a universal reward, cause it aint gonna happen. FACT.

[Bat_Man]

I think you will get between 3 to 5 .. Best of luck ..

[Emil]

Try posting on Reddit.

I give you 12 FuckYous and 6 GFYs.

[ottopottomouse]

7 for the deed.
-53 for asking

expect to be run over by a steamroller tomorrow as reward.

[lucas131]

you have received three karma icecreams

[suesheboy]

42 points

[L-Pink]

Were you expecting a Penthouse Forum ending?

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[CamTraffic]

You ll get a BJ from her at some point... just like jim carey in 'yes man'

[CaptainHowdy]

If taking her to the bottle shop isn't exactly your duty, then karma has nothing to do with it.

[Choker]

None, because you bragged about it. You only get karma back for good deeds you keep to yourself.

[AllAboutCams]

Originally Posted by Choker

None, because you bragged about it. You only get karma back for good deeds you keep to yourself.

Does that mean if i do something bad and talk about it i dont get bad karma.

[Rothstein]

You'll be giving her a ride somewhere everyday now, congrats.

[AllAboutCams]

Originally Posted by Rothstein

You'll be giving her a ride somewhere everyday now, congrats.

thanks i was thinking the same

[TheSquealer]

There's is no such thing as karma.

So total points = 0




I would say that if you are a good person good things happen only because you put yourself in a position where good things are more probable than bad things - just as being a bad person increases the probability of bad things happening.... but...

As I was thinking about this, I pondered the irony of a guy who thinks he did good but then wants to know how the universe is going to compensate him. Then I started considering how selfish the act actually was and how selfish you actually are. A good person would just do something good and never think to ask "Whats in it for me". You'll probably get hit by a truck within 10 days.

[AllAboutCams]

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

There's is no such thing as karma.

So total points = 0




I would say that if you are a good person good things happen only because you put yourself in a position where good things are more probable than bad things - just as being a bad person increases the probability of bad things happening.... but...

As I was thinking about this, I pondered the irony of a guy who thinks he did good but then wants to know how the universe is going to compensate him. Then I started considering how selfish the act actually was and how selfish you actually are. A good person would just do something good and never think to ask "Whats in it for me". You'll probably get hit by a truck within 10 days.

1: I don't believe in karma
2: I do lots of small and big jobs for people and never even think to ask for anything in return. But like you say if you are around good things more good will come.

[grumpy]

you dont understand the concept of karma.

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by grumpy

you dont understand the concept of karma.

You realize karma does not exist right?

[nico-t]

what did you expect, a blowjob?

Normally when you do something like that people will remember and will return a favour, maybe next week maybe in six months. It's not a business transaction with a due date.

[Serge Litehead]

42 virgins in afterlife

[Dvae]

Originally Posted by xxxupdate

Im sat at my pc looking at fiverr and there is a knock on the door, i open the door and the next door old lady is there and she ask,s me to take her to the bottle shop. so i take her to the bottle shop she goes in and gets 6 bottles of something and i take her home and what do i receive? nothing!!!
so how many Karma points do i get for this? its not like i even know her we have never spoken before.

WTF is a bottle shop?

[AllAboutCams]

Originally Posted by Dvae

WTF is a bottle shop?

Its were we Aussies go to get pissed.

[DBS.US]

She picked up 6 bottles and a some crack. You used your Karma points not getting stopped by the police.

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by xxxupdate

Im sat at my pc looking at fiverr and there is a knock on the door, i open the door and the next door old lady is there and she ask,s me to take her to the bottle shop. so i take her to the bottle shop she goes in and gets 6 bottles of something and i take her home and what do i receive? nothing!!!
so how many Karma points do i get for this? its not like i even know her we have never spoken before.

you got 6 however you lost 10 for talking about it

[SilentKnight]

Originally Posted by xxxupdate

Im sat at my pc looking at fiverr and there is a knock on the door, i open the door and the next door old lady is there and she ask,s me to take her to the bottle shop. so i take her to the bottle shop she goes in and gets 6 bottles of something and i take her home and what do i receive? nothing!!!
so how many Karma points do i get for this? its not like i even know her we have never spoken before.

[Captain Kawaii]

Not karma situation...Karma is not based on your direct action. You cannot manipulate karma.
It was your karma that she knocked in the first place.

Next time she knocks, tell her "cash, grass or ass," nobody goes to the bottleshop for free.

Karma exists - you are born with it. Most are blind to it.