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SleazyDream · 02-09-2003, 09:12 PM

God damn it, sometimes after talking to my wife or other women that I have to deal with I wish I was just gay.

Gay men must have it sooooo easy not having to rely on women like straight men do....... I envy them

Sly_RJ · 02-09-2003, 09:13 PM

No need to wish. Just bend over, big boy.

kenny · 02-09-2003, 09:15 PM

Most women are whacked, but I still never wished to be gay

Juicy D. Links · 02-09-2003, 09:16 PM

Sleazy you know you like the cock , dont deny it anymore big boy.

Interlude · 02-09-2003, 09:16 PM

Yeah, there's just that little problem of MAN ASS.

nikudorei · 02-09-2003, 09:16 PM

men are just as fucked up as women in their own way.

im straight and proud baby... least thats what the guy i fuck in the ass tells me.

KrazieSweets · 02-09-2003, 09:18 PM

SleazyDream · 02-09-2003, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
No need to wish. Just bend over, big boy.

If that did it for me I'd be the happiest man alive.....

escorpio · 02-09-2003, 09:20 PM

As a gay friend once said to me..."hahahaha! You go out HOPING to get laid! I DECIDE to get laid and go out!" I've always envied that. Not enough to jam it up some guys butt, though.

Centurion · 02-09-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
God damn it, sometimes after talking to my wife or other women that I have to deal with I wish I was just gay.

Gay men must have it sooooo easy not having to rely on women like straight men do....... I envy them

lol..picking myself up off the floor! Oh if it were only so! It's worse when you're gay. Gay men are just as bad if not worse than women! If only there was a third sex!!

"I'm not gay but my boyfriend is."

Dj Furious · 02-09-2003, 09:21 PM

i feel sick...

escorpio · 02-09-2003, 09:22 PM

Could there be a lucky tranny in Sleazy's future?

Nasty · 02-09-2003, 09:24 PM

After getting fucked in 2 divorces, I'm wishing I had been gay

quiet · 02-09-2003, 09:26 PM

the entire relationship thing is fucked

SleazyDream · 02-09-2003, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
the entire relationship thing is fucked

when you're single you want to be attached and when you're attached you want to be single.........

Spunky · 02-09-2003, 09:29 PM

Now to start dressing up the part..Some photoshop guy has to impose Sleazy's face in this

LiveDose · 02-09-2003, 09:30 PM

escorpio · 02-09-2003, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Now to start dressing up the part..Some photoshop guy has to impose Sleazy's face in this

You're scaring the children!

escorpio · 02-09-2003, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

when you're single you want to be attached and when you're attached you want to be single.........

Don't worry, that "wanting to be attached when you're single" shit wears off after a few attachments.

KRL · 02-09-2003, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
the entire relationship thing is fucked

I agree 1000%.

gothweb · 02-09-2003, 09:43 PM

I love women. All of my best friends and favourite people have been women. I wouldn't know where I was if it weren't for the women in my life.

My advice... If you think they are all insane, it may be because you don't have healthy relationships with the women in your life, because you don't respect them.

SleazyDream · 02-09-2003, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
I love women. All of my best friends and favourite people have been women. I wouldn't know where I was if it weren't for the women in my life.

My advice... If you think they are all insane, it may be because you don't have healthy relationships with the women in your life, because you don't respect them.

i love it - advise from a guy who wants to wear spikes on his neck on an airplane...............

escorpio · 02-09-2003, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
I love women. All of my best friends and favourite people have been women. I wouldn't know where I was if it weren't for the women in my life.

My advice... If you think they are all insane, it may be because you don't have healthy relationships with the women in your life, because you don't respect them.

fag

AOLGuy · 02-09-2003, 10:00 PM

dude, you LOVE the cock.

haggard · 02-09-2003, 10:05 PM

i dunno but if i was a chick...

i'd want to be gay. boobies all around!

UncleJimmy · 02-09-2003, 10:06 PM

"OH WHAT A LOVELY TEA PARTY!"

angelsofporn · 02-09-2003, 10:50 PM

thats it..i'm going gay..first thing tommorrow

Dawgy · 02-09-2003, 10:53 PM

being gay sucks. its all drama. u think ur wife is bad. try living with a gay guy for a week. youd be begging to be straight again. sure its pretty easy to get laid, but then again, its not all about sex.

anyway... i feel ur pain sleazy.

archer · 02-09-2003, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
being gay sucks. its all drama. u think ur wife is bad. try living with a gay guy for a week. youd be begging to be straight again. sure its pretty easy to get laid, but then again, its not all about sex.

anyway... i feel ur pain sleazy.

dawgy, i'm shocked, absolutely shocked i tell you

face it... a relationship with another person is always fraught with tension... that's what makes it fun.

and not only gays are drama queens!

just give me another person that's less screwed up than i am and i'd be happy

Joe Sixpack · 02-09-2003, 11:05 PM

Most women love two things - money and attention.

If men stopped giving it to them, they'd be running after us instead of the other way around.

digifan · 02-09-2003, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

when you're single you want to be attached and when you're attached you want to be single.........

Said
Big Boy Jackson
Getting
Into his pickup
Monday,
"Looks like
Wherever I am,
I got to go
In the opposite direction"

digifan · 02-09-2003, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
the entire relationship thing is fucked

Oh yeah.. but lust makes equeals of us all, baby.

Jamdin · 02-09-2003, 11:19 PM

The better question is: who wishes for no labels? Do what feels good as long as it harms none...

Dawgy · 02-09-2003, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Jamdin
The better question is: who wishes for no labels? Do what feels good as long as it harms none...

the voice of reason.

Plugger · 02-09-2003, 11:30 PM

I once asked my wife if I could do a gay POV site, she said sure. Then I said what is the difference if I did a straight POV site, and she said "it is just different". You can't win . . .

Dawgy · 02-09-2003, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by Plugger
I once asked my wife if I could do a gay POV site, she said sure. Then I said what is the difference if I did a straight POV site, and she said "it is just different". You can't win . . .

rule #27:
its not cheating if you go outside your sexuality.

FlyingIguana · 02-09-2003, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by escorpio
As a gay friend once said to me..."hahahaha! You go out HOPING to get laid! I DECIDE to get laid and go out!" I've always envied that. Not enough to jam it up some guys butt, though.

that also has its pitfalls, gay men are more likely to catch something

kmanrox · 02-09-2003, 11:34 PM

katoeys are far more to handle, don't do it sleazy

Dawgy · 02-09-2003, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
that also has its pitfalls, gay men are more likely to catch something

correction:
stupid gay men are just as likely to catch something as stupid straight men.

FlyingIguana · 02-10-2003, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Dawgy

correction:
stupid gay men are just as likely to catch something as stupid straight men.

but when you have both parties being male, there's a larger chance of that stupidity going around.

Dawgy · 02-10-2003, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
but when you have both parties being male, there's a larger chance of that stupidity going around.

i dont even know how to respond to that.

so all men are stupid, especially gay ones?

thanks.

FlyingIguana · 02-10-2003, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by Dawgy

i dont even know how to respond to that.

so all men are stupid, especially gay ones?

thanks.

so are you saying the gay male population doesn't have a higher % of std's than straight men?

escorpio · 02-10-2003, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by Jamdin
The better question is: who wishes for no labels? Do what feels good as long as it harms none...

WE ARE THE WORRRRRLD!! WE ARE THE CHILDREN!...c'mon everybody, join hands and sing with me! You know the words!...WE ARE THE ONES WHO MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY...

Centurion · 02-10-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
being gay sucks. its all drama. u think ur wife is bad. try living with a gay guy for a week. youd be begging to be straight again. sure its pretty easy to get laid, but then again, its not all about sex.

anyway... i feel ur pain sleazy.

Any chance that it's a "low" cycle for you right now too? Which just goes to show that no matter how different we want to say we are, gay or straight..the pain hurts & the warm fuzzies are wonderful. And boy sometimes, there's just not enuf warm fuzzies comming our way.

Dawgy · 02-10-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
so are you saying the gay male population doesn't have a higher % of std's than straight men?

im not a statistician, i have no idea.

but i think making a blanket statement implying that gay people are more likely to get some std than straight people, without backing it up with something, its kinda rude.

Dawgy · 02-10-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by Centurion
Any chance that it's a "low" cycle for you right now too? Which just goes to show that no matter how different we want to say we are, gay or straight..the pain hurts & the warm fuzzies are wonderful. And boy sometimes, there's just not enuf warm fuzzies comming our way.

yep. life sucks. gay or straight.

Joe Sixpack · 02-10-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by escorpio
WE ARE THE WORRRRRLD!! WE ARE THE CHILDREN!...c'mon everybody, join hands and sing with me! You know the words!...WE ARE THE ONES WHO MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY...

Only Americans could write such insipid drivel...

Funnily enough, when I was Poland in December, they kept on playing that shit on the radio... weird...

FlyingIguana · 02-10-2003, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Dawgy

im not a statistician, i have no idea.

but i think making a blanket statement implying that gay people are more likely to get some std than straight people, without backing it up with something, its kinda rude.

i think its obvious based the males biological makeup.

Dawgy · 02-10-2003, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
i think its obvious based the males biological makeup.

hmm. well maybe youre dumber because youre a male, but im not.

i get ur point tho

escorpio · 02-10-2003, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack

Only Americans could write such insipid drivel...

Funnily enough, when I was Poland in December, they kept on playing that shit on the radio... weird...

Dude! The beautiful lyrics of that song embrace the world in a warm, gentle hug! Tell me about all the good music that comes the land down under...Kylie? Men At Work? AC/DC? What have these people done for the good of all mankind like "We Are the World?"

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