Who else wishes they were gay?
 

God damn it, sometimes after talking to my wife or other women that I have to deal with I wish I was just gay.

Gay men must have it sooooo easy not having to rely on women like straight men do....... I envy them

No need to wish. Just bend over, big boy.

Most women are whacked, but I still never wished to be gay

Sleazy you know you like the cock , dont deny it anymore big boy.

Yeah, there's just that little problem of MAN ASS.

men are just as fucked up as women in their own way.

im straight and proud baby... least thats what the guy i fuck in the ass tells me.

:1orglaugh

If that did it for me I'd be the happiest man alive.....

As a gay friend once said to me..."hahahaha! You go out HOPING to get laid! I DECIDE to get laid and go out!" I've always envied that. Not enough to jam it up some guys butt, though.

lol..picking myself up off the floor! Oh if it were only so! It's worse when you're gay. Gay men are just as bad if not worse than women! If only there was a third sex!!


"I'm not gay but my boyfriend is."

i feel sick...

Could there be a lucky tranny in Sleazy's future?:winkwink:

After getting fucked in 2 divorces, I'm wishing I had been gay

the entire relationship thing is fucked

when you're single you want to be attached and when you're attached you want to be single.........

Now to start dressing up the part..Some photoshop guy has to impose Sleazy's face in this :1orglaugh
http://www.24a69.com/upload_pics/larsl%203.21.02.JPG

:eek7

You're scaring the children!:waaaaahh

Don't worry, that "wanting to be attached when you're single" shit wears off after a few attachments.:thumbsup

:thumbsup I agree 1000%.

I love women. All of my best friends and favourite people have been women. I wouldn't know where I was if it weren't for the women in my life.

My advice... If you think they are all insane, it may be because you don't have healthy relationships with the women in your life, because you don't respect them.

i love it - advise from a guy who wants to wear spikes on his neck on an airplane...............

fag

dude, you LOVE the cock.

i dunno but if i was a chick...

i'd want to be gay. boobies all around!

"OH WHAT A LOVELY TEA PARTY!"

thats it..i'm going gay..first thing tommorrow

being gay sucks. its all drama. u think ur wife is bad. try living with a gay guy for a week. youd be begging to be straight again. sure its pretty easy to get laid, but then again, its not all about sex. :2 cents:

anyway... i feel ur pain sleazy.

dawgy, i'm shocked, absolutely shocked i tell you:winkwink:

face it... a relationship with another person is always fraught with tension... that's what makes it fun.

and not only gays are drama queens! :)

just give me another person that's less screwed up than i am and i'd be happy:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Most women love two things - money and attention.

If men stopped giving it to them, they'd be running after us instead of the other way around.

Said
Big Boy Jackson
Getting
Into his pickup
Monday,
"Looks like
Wherever I am,
I got to go
In the opposite direction"

Oh yeah.. but lust makes equeals of us all, baby.

The better question is: who wishes for no labels? Do what feels good as long as it harms none...

the voice of reason.

I once asked my wife if I could do a gay POV site, she said sure. Then I said what is the difference if I did a straight POV site, and she said "it is just different". You can't win . . .

rule #27:
its not cheating if you go outside your sexuality.

that also has its pitfalls, gay men are more likely to catch something

katoeys are far more to handle, don't do it sleazy

correction:
stupid gay men are just as likely to catch something as stupid straight men.

but when you have both parties being male, there's a larger chance of that stupidity going around.

i dont even know how to respond to that.

so all men are stupid, especially gay ones?

thanks.

so are you saying the gay male population doesn't have a higher % of std's than straight men?

WE ARE THE WORRRRRLD!! WE ARE THE CHILDREN!...c'mon everybody, join hands and sing with me! You know the words!...WE ARE THE ONES WHO MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY...

Any chance that it's a "low" cycle for you right now too? Which just goes to show that no matter how different we want to say we are, gay or straight..the pain hurts & the warm fuzzies are wonderful. And boy sometimes, there's just not enuf warm fuzzies comming our way.:stoned

im not a statistician, i have no idea.

but i think making a blanket statement implying that gay people are more likely to get some std than straight people, without backing it up with something, its kinda rude. :2 cents:

yep. life sucks. gay or straight.

Only Americans could write such insipid drivel...

Funnily enough, when I was Poland in December, they kept on playing that shit on the radio... weird...

i think its obvious based the males biological makeup.

hmm. well maybe youre dumber because youre a male, but im not. :winkwink: i get ur point tho :glugglug

Dude! The beautiful lyrics of that song embrace the world in a warm, gentle hug! Tell me about all the good music that comes the land down under...Kylie? Men At Work? AC/DC? What have these people done for the good of all mankind like "We Are the World?"