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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Dont you hate it when....
You change cars and the wipers / blinkers are on opposite sides? So whenever you go to indicate a turn, you wash your windshield instead?
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working on my tan
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Your finger slips thru the toilet paper.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Now... You HAD to make it about poo, didn't you? I mean, I am doing my best here to avoid the subject, and you just HAVE to bring it up?
Anyway, for the record, the answers NO... I LOVE it when that happens!!!! |
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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You think it is just a fart...
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POO POO poo POO POO But seriously: don't go back to poo ![]() ![]() |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Poo Reference....
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i hate it when drunk drivers don't signal.
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So Fucking What
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... you give yourself a toilet paper cut
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So Fucking Banned
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You go in for a normal dump and end up splattering the whole bowl.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Sorry... I'm usually too busy wiping my windshield...
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Work Work Work
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What car has them on the opposite side? Never ran into that problem..
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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My current car has indicators on the RIGHT stick... The Mazda, that I test drove today, has them on the LEFT.... |
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Don't you hate liars, thieves and adulterers?
And yet you have lied, stolen and looked with lustful eyes (Adultery Matthew 5:28) Don't you hate corrupt judges that don't punish law breaking hypocrites? I do..."God is a righteous judge" - 2 Timothy.."He will cast the sons of Satan, the father of lust and pornography into the lake of fire" - John 8
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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With poo?
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I hate it when i just get done detailing my car and either that night or the next morning it rains/drizzles when it wasn't supposed to!
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When you wait all day for the delivery guy, then when you risk going for a shit thinking you'll have time and sit on the pan....... 'chap chap' at the door. Aaarrggghh !!
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...trying to let out a silent fart turns into a full fledged orchestra?
I'm usually a "fart in front of whoever in public" kind of guy... but then there's those moments in class, at dinner or at court where you shouldn't... |
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