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Old 04-03-2012, 06:21 AM   #1
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Dont you hate it when....

You change cars and the wipers / blinkers are on opposite sides? So whenever you go to indicate a turn, you wash your windshield instead?

Thats my 'Dont you hate it when...???'

Now Post yours
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Old 04-03-2012, 06:23 AM   #2
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Your finger slips thru the toilet paper.
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Old 04-03-2012, 06:25 AM   #3
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Your finger slips thru the toilet paper.
Now... You HAD to make it about poo, didn't you? I mean, I am doing my best here to avoid the subject, and you just HAVE to bring it up?















Anyway, for the record, the answers NO... I LOVE it when that happens!!!!
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:20 AM   #4
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You think it is just a fart...
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:23 AM   #5
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Your finger slips thru the toilet paper.
Even worse when changing a diaper.
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:22 AM   #6
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I mean, I am doing my best here to avoid the subject, and you just HAVE to bring it up?
Now as you stopped talking about poo all the time it sounds like fun

POO


POO poo
POO
POO



But seriously: don't go back to poo i like you when you act like a grown up!
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Old 04-03-2012, 09:34 AM   #7
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You think it is just a fart...
Poo Reference....

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Even worse when changing a diaper.
ANOTHER Poo Reference....

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Now as you stopped talking about poo all the time it sounds like fun

POO


POO poo
POO
POO



But seriously: don't go back to poo i like you when you act like a grown up!
LOADS OF Poo References....


OK - Reap what you sow - But to forgive is devine...
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Old 04-03-2012, 09:35 AM   #8
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i hate it when drunk drivers don't signal.
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Old 04-03-2012, 09:36 AM   #9
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... you give yourself a toilet paper cut
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Old 04-03-2012, 09:47 AM   #10
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You go in for a normal dump and end up splattering the whole bowl.
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Old 04-03-2012, 10:10 AM   #11
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i hate it when drunk drivers don't signal.
Sorry... I'm usually too busy wiping my windshield...
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Old 04-03-2012, 12:20 PM   #12
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Old 04-03-2012, 02:27 PM   #13
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What car has them on the opposite side? Never ran into that problem..
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Old 04-03-2012, 03:30 PM   #14
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What car has them on the opposite side? Never ran into that problem..
Actually, its fairly normal in the UK...

My current car has indicators on the RIGHT stick... The Mazda, that I test drove today, has them on the LEFT....
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Old 04-03-2012, 06:49 PM   #15
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Don't you hate liars, thieves and adulterers?

And yet you have lied, stolen and looked with lustful eyes (Adultery Matthew 5:28)

Don't you hate corrupt judges that don't punish law breaking hypocrites?

I do..."God is a righteous judge" - 2 Timothy.."He will cast the sons of Satan, the father of lust and pornography into the lake of fire" - John 8
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Old 04-04-2012, 09:03 AM   #16
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Sorry... I'm usually too busy wiping my windshield...
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I hate it when i just get done detailing my car and either that night or the next morning it rains/drizzles when it wasn't supposed to!
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Old 04-04-2012, 09:20 AM   #18
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When you wait all day for the delivery guy, then when you risk going for a shit thinking you'll have time and sit on the pan....... 'chap chap' at the door. Aaarrggghh !!
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Old 04-04-2012, 09:26 AM   #19
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...trying to let out a silent fart turns into a full fledged orchestra?

I'm usually a "fart in front of whoever in public" kind of guy... but then there's those moments in class, at dinner or at court where you shouldn't...
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