Mega Millions Friday Jackpot is $476 Million! - GoFuckYourself.com

DateDoc · 03-28-2012, 02:22 AM

No one won Tuesday night's $363M jackpot. Friday's jackpot will be $476,000,000.

http://www.megamillions.com/

DamianJ · 03-28-2012, 02:22 AM

Idiot tax ftw!

EddyTheDog · 03-28-2012, 02:25 AM

I don't get out of bed for less than $500,000,000.....

papill0n · 03-28-2012, 02:31 AM

jesus christ imagine winning 476 million

DateDoc · 03-28-2012, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I don't get out of bed for less than $500,000,000.....

Ok mate, I'll win this one you can hold out for over $500M!

DateDoc · 03-28-2012, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

jesus christ imagine winning 476 million

One time cash payout minus taxes will make it $250M but I'm happy when I win $2 on a $1 ticket so that would rock!

Nembrionic · 03-28-2012, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc

One time cash payout minus taxes will make it $250M but I'm happy when I win $2 on a $1 ticket so that would rock!

With that amount of cash, who cares about the tax?

xxxfuzion · 03-28-2012, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic

With that amount of cash, who cares about the tax?

See sig if you wanna be a megamillions/euromillions/superena/etc affiliate ;)

dancent · 03-28-2012, 05:04 AM

Players from Europe are welcome,i would give a try

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raymor · 03-28-2012, 05:08 AM

This happens only every ten years or so. The odds of winning are one in 175 million. To win 250 million, it's actually a "good bet" mathematically. Normally I say "idiot tax" like DamianJ, but this week I might put $10 into a pool.
Anyone want to do a GFY pool? No rent money allowed - spend only what you're happy to spend for the entertainment.

raymor · 03-28-2012, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

One time cash payout minus taxes will make it $250M but I'm happy when I win $2 on a $1 ticket so that would rock!

Tax is 50%, payout is about half, so actual value of "$476 million" is about $120 million.

xxxfuzion · 03-28-2012, 05:18 AM

Here is the link if you wanna try it out :]
http://ads.playukinternet.com/tracki...3/4161003/8224

L-Pink · 03-28-2012, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Idiot tax ftw!

If I win I'm going to buy gfy and make Paul a moderator.

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pornguy · 03-28-2012, 05:45 AM

I can think of a few things to do with 250m.

OldJeff · 03-28-2012, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

Tax is 50%, payout is about half, so actual value of "$476 million" is about $120 million.

Tax is 30% capital gains, and in NJ no state tax on lottery winnings. I don't consider it a tax any more than laying 5 bucks down on the blackjack table, or placing a bet on a horse race. I had 2 tickets for last night and will have 2 tickets for Friady.

The mistake a lot of people make is to keep buying more tickets as the jackpots rise, I did that for a long time. But the difference in odds of winning do not change if you buy 2 or 200, so I spend a cup of coffee on the drawing, have "won" a few thousand over the years, down long term for sure. But what the hell, someone wins, might as well have that 1:200 million chance.

Cash option is 341.4 million so 235 plus in the bank for 1 winner.

OldJeff · 03-28-2012, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

If I win I'm going to buy gfy and make Paul a moderator.

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I am in on that for sure

EddyTheDog · 03-28-2012, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

If I win I'm going to buy gfy and make Paul a moderator.

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I thought you liked Damian....

DamianJ · 03-28-2012, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

If I win I'm going to buy gfy and make Paul a moderator.

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You won't win.

He's too busy posting on JBM asking for tubes to submit content too after posting for years that free porn has ruined the industry to come back here now.

TMM_John · 03-28-2012, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

One time cash payout minus taxes will make it $250M but I'm happy when I win $2 on a $1 ticket so that would rock!

Correct.

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

Tax is 50%, payout is about half, so actual value of "$476 million" is about $120 million.

Incorrect.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldJeff

Tax is 30% capital gains, and in NJ no state tax on lottery winnings.

Seems NJ does have a state tax in this case. Maybe it's NJ lotto that is exempted (I have no idea).

http://www.usamega.com/mega-millions-jackpot.asp

Best-In-BC · 03-28-2012, 07:13 AM

I live in Canada, starting to wish I wasn't, wait, Na

bronco67 · 03-28-2012, 07:15 AM

All this means to me is I have to doge 10 times more fucktards in the convenience store when I buy my paper.

chaze · 03-28-2012, 10:08 AM

No one won again, will be even higher now. I never play but maybe I will throw some money away for a long shot.

beerptrol · 03-28-2012, 10:19 AM

now at 500 million with cash option at $359.4 Million

O MARINA · 03-28-2012, 10:22 AM

Fap · 03-28-2012, 10:37 AM

I'll try my luck, why not :-p

Tom_PM · 03-28-2012, 10:50 AM

I think it'd be a sweet payday if you could survive your cardiac arrest

st0ned · 03-28-2012, 10:51 AM

I never play but purchased 5 tickets for this drawing.

Hopefully ill have beginners luck.

brassmonkey · 03-28-2012, 10:54 AM

if i win id be gone

xxxfuzion · 03-28-2012, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

if i win id be gone

That's for sure ;D

Black All Through · 03-28-2012, 11:53 AM

37% federal tax and depending on the state you win it in 29 to 40%
At the best you'll have after taxes $200M

I'll take em!!!!

The Dawg · 03-28-2012, 11:59 AM

Wow, thats awesome.

I'd play if it was in FL.

xxxfuzion · 03-28-2012, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dawg

Wow, thats awesome.

I'd play if it was in FL.

FL? You mean Florida?
Why don't you play it if you're in Florida?
Isn't it a US wide lottery game?
Anyway, take a look at it, perhaps you want to play ;D

uno · 03-28-2012, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black All Through

37% federal tax and depending on the state you win it in 29 to 40%
At the best you'll have after taxes $200M

I'll take em!!!!

25% Federal Tax.

Wizzo · 03-28-2012, 02:51 PM

Its now up to a estimated half a billion!

Houdini · 03-30-2012, 11:13 AM

$640 million now. Insane.

L-Pink · 03-30-2012, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Houdini

$640 million now. Insane.

I bought the winning ticket about an hour ago

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Tom_PM · 03-30-2012, 11:57 AM

You could make ends meet with that. Normally I'd say take it in annual installments, but that's high enough to just play with it in a big pile.

Waiter · 03-30-2012, 12:02 PM

$476 million ... damn ...

bDok · 03-30-2012, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

This happens only every ten years or so. The odds of winning are one in 175 million. To win 250 million, it's actually a "good bet" mathematically. Normally I say "idiot tax" like DamianJ, but this week I might put $10 into a pool.
Anyone want to do a GFY pool? No rent money allowed - spend only what you're happy to spend for the entertainment.

The lady has a pool at her work. She asked if she should go in. I'm like you have to when it's that big of a prize. There is no way you don't want to be the one person that wasn't in on it for the 1 in 2390482309482 chance they win. That's a tough one to get over. I handed her 10 bucks this morning when she left for work.

When it gets to this amount I always toss a couple bucks at it too.

sperbonzo · 03-30-2012, 12:23 PM

and just think! 650 million could keep the federal government going for about an hour!!

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uno · 03-30-2012, 12:28 PM

http://www.megamillions.com/whereto/states_nj.asp

You can check out your individual state there if you like.

Tax Information

3% state withholding tax on lottery winnings in excess of $10,000
25% federal tax

shake · 03-30-2012, 12:31 PM

Got the winning numbers here, but I'm in Canada so I can't play

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Also they are the winning numbers from last time...

beerptrol · 03-30-2012, 12:34 PM

yep I read they with hold 25% federal tax but you get thrown into the 35% bracket and must pay the other 10% when you file your taxes. some lady won a few million and blew it all and didn't pay the 10% she owed and was thrown in prison for tax evasion and a few other things

first thing I would do is talk to a financial advisor and tax attorney to get my ducks in a row

KillerK · 03-30-2012, 04:21 PM

If nobody hits it tonight, I bet it his 1 billion on Tuesday.

L-Pink · 03-30-2012, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

if i win id be gone

When I win I'll take you with me

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xxxfuzion · 03-30-2012, 05:07 PM

$640 million... holy shit.. Anyway at playhugelottos anybody can play, afaik. Doesn't matter if you are canadian or not a resident in the US. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Chosen · 03-31-2012, 04:49 AM

So what?

Lykos · 03-31-2012, 12:29 PM

That's huge

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raymor Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,745	This happens only every ten years or so. The odds of winning are one in 175 million. To win 250 million, it's actually a "good bet" mathematically. Normally I say "idiot tax" like DamianJ, but this week I might put $10 into a pool. Anyone want to do a GFY pool? No rent money allowed - spend only what you're happy to spend for the entertainment.

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beerptrol Confirmed Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar. Posts: 12,722	yep I read they with hold 25% federal tax but you get thrown into the 35% bracket and must pay the other 10% when you file your taxes. some lady won a few million and blew it all and didn't pay the 10% she owed and was thrown in prison for tax evasion and a few other things first thing I would do is talk to a financial advisor and tax attorney to get my ducks in a row __________________ “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant Last edited by beerptrol; 03-30-2012 at 12:41 PM..

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