If you die - is that what you want for your last trip to the graveyard? - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 03-28-2012, 11:01 AM

only approx. 1 million USD

Spunky · 03-28-2012, 11:03 AM

A little too extravagant,it's wouldn't matter to much to me as I'm already dead

TrustCash · 03-28-2012, 11:18 AM

No, I prefer my rotting corpse be dragged through the pavement and my gastric juices staining the concrete floor.

DamageX · 03-28-2012, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by TrustCash

No, I prefer my rotting corpse be dragged through the pavement and my gastric juices staining the concrete floor.

Gee, pretentious, aren't we?

globofun · 03-28-2012, 11:44 AM

Is that a British Royal Hearse?

2012 · 03-28-2012, 11:54 AM

what a way to go. is it tricked out ?

CaptainHowdy · 03-28-2012, 11:57 AM

I'll never die ...

DamageX · 03-28-2012, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by globofun

Is that a British Royal Hearse?

No, stupid, it's a Rolls Royce!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

L-Pink · 03-28-2012, 12:05 PM

DamageX · 03-28-2012, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

.

Baddog's last wish?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-28-2012, 12:14 PM

Best funeral ever:

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On August 20, 2005, in a private ceremony, Hunter S. Thompson's ashes were fired from a cannon to the tune of Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky" and Bob Dylan's "Mr. Tambourine Man."

The cannon was placed atop a 153-foot (47m) tower of his own design, in the shape of a double-thumbed fist clutching a peyote button originally used in Hunter S. Thompson's 1970 campaign for sheriff of Aspen, Colorado. Red, white, blue, and green fireworks were launched along with his ashes.

According to his widow Anita, Thompson's funeral was financed by actor Johnny Depp, a close friend of Thompson. Depp told the Associated Press, "All I'm doing is trying to make sure his last wish comes true. I just want to send my pal out the way he wants to go out."

ADG

alextokyo · 03-28-2012, 12:24 PM

Personally, I giveth not a single solitary fuck.

ottopottomouse · 03-28-2012, 01:47 PM

Mike Honcho · 03-28-2012, 02:00 PM

Fuck being buried on a planet destined for inevitable destruction.

Send me into space.

DudeRick · 03-28-2012, 02:02 PM

Like my wife would spend good money on that when she could use it for new clothes...

garce · 03-28-2012, 02:06 PM

If - or WHEN - I die - I don't give a fuck. I'll do better buy donating my corpse to a college and letting them poke around at will.

Which is what is going to happen. It takes one sad fuck to pack himself into a $10,000 coffin, get driven around in a $100K hearse, and get buried in a $25,000 plot of land.

That'll make your kids proud!

Where's Burke and Hare when you need them?

2012 · 03-28-2012, 02:26 PM

You should never laugh when a hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die,
They wrap you in a big white sheet
they put you in a big black box
cover you up with dirt and rocks
all goes well for about a week
and then your coffin begins to leak
the worms crawl in the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochle on your snout
they eat your eyes
they eat your nose
they eat the jelly between your toes
a big green worm with rolling eyes
goes in your stomach and out your eyes
your stomach turns into green slime
and puss pours out like whip cream
you spread it out on a piece of bread
and thats what you eat when your dead

Grapesoda · 03-28-2012, 02:27 PM

if you die??????

DamianJ · 03-28-2012, 02:28 PM

toss me in a bin bag and leave me out for the bin men.

DarkJedi · 03-28-2012, 02:30 PM

once dead, i wouldn't give a fuck

ottopottomouse · 03-28-2012, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

If - or WHEN - I die - I don't give a fuck. I'll do better buy donating my corpse to a college and letting them poke around at will.

I registered for that. Doctors can study books till they see them in their sleep but nothing beats practical hands on learning.

DoubleD · 03-28-2012, 03:22 PM

I see that style, raise you one Ecto - 1

uno · 03-28-2012, 03:35 PM

globofun · 03-28-2012, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

No, stupid, it's a Rolls Royce!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

No hay problema asswipe, I knew it was a fucking Rolls Royce.....

Now, get your fucking clown act at your own board and shut the fuck up!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Far-L · 03-28-2012, 03:50 PM

This is how to do it right...

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garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	If - or WHEN - I die - I don't give a fuck. I'll do better buy donating my corpse to a college and letting them poke around at will. Which is what is going to happen. It takes one sad fuck to pack himself into a $10,000 coffin, get driven around in a $100K hearse, and get buried in a $25,000 plot of land. That'll make your kids proud! Where's Burke and Hare when you need them?

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