If you die - is that what you want for your last trip to the graveyard?

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  • MaDalton
    I am Amazing Content!
    • Feb 2004
    • 39861

    #1

    If you die - is that what you want for your last trip to the graveyard?







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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    A little too extravagant,it's wouldn't matter to much to me as I'm already dead

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    • TrustCash
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2011
      • 344

      #3
      No, I prefer my rotting corpse be dragged through the pavement and my gastric juices staining the concrete floor.

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      • DamageX
        Marketing & Strategy
        • Jun 2001
        • 14293

        #4
        Originally posted by TrustCash
        No, I prefer my rotting corpse be dragged through the pavement and my gastric juices staining the concrete floor.
        Gee, pretentious, aren't we?
        Whitehat is for chumps

        If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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        • globofun
          Buk Lau
          • Aug 2005
          • 2651

          #5
          Is that a British Royal Hearse?
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          • 2012
            So Fucking What
            • Jul 2006
            • 17189

            #6
            what a way to go. is it tricked out ?

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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94039

              #7
              I'll never die ...

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              • DamageX
                Marketing & Strategy
                • Jun 2001
                • 14293

                #8
                Originally posted by globofun
                Is that a British Royal Hearse?
                No, stupid, it's a Rolls Royce!







































                (sorry, couldn't resist)
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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151

                  #9


                  .

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                  • DamageX
                    Marketing & Strategy
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 14293

                    #10
                    Originally posted by L-Pink


                    .
                    Baddog's last wish?
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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 38323

                      #11
                      Best funeral ever:



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                      The cannon was placed atop a 153-foot (47m) tower of his own design, in the shape of a double-thumbed fist clutching a peyote button originally used in Hunter S. Thompson's 1970 campaign for sheriff of Aspen, Colorado. Red, white, blue, and green fireworks were launched along with his ashes.

                      According to his widow Anita, Thompson's funeral was financed by actor Johnny Depp, a close friend of Thompson. Depp told the Associated Press, "All I'm doing is trying to make sure his last wish comes true. I just want to send my pal out the way he wants to go out."




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                      • alextokyo
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 975

                        #12
                        Personally, I giveth not a single solitary fuck.

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                        • ottopottomouse
                          She is ugly, bad luck.
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 13177

                          #13
                          ↑ see post ↑
                          13101

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                          • Mike Honcho
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 1608

                            #14
                            Fuck being buried on a planet destined for inevitable destruction.



                            Send me into space.

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                            • DudeRick
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1568

                              #15
                              Like my wife would spend good money on that when she could use it for new clothes...

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                              • garce
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 7103

                                #16
                                If - or WHEN - I die - I don't give a fuck. I'll do better buy donating my corpse to a college and letting them poke around at will.

                                Which is what is going to happen. It takes one sad fuck to pack himself into a $10,000 coffin, get driven around in a $100K hearse, and get buried in a $25,000 plot of land.

                                That'll make your kids proud!

                                Where's Burke and Hare when you need them?

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                                • 2012
                                  So Fucking What
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 17189

                                  #17
                                  You should never laugh when a hearse goes by
                                  For you may be the next to die,
                                  They wrap you in a big white sheet
                                  they put you in a big black box
                                  cover you up with dirt and rocks
                                  all goes well for about a week
                                  and then your coffin begins to leak
                                  the worms crawl in the worms crawl out
                                  the worms play pinochle on your snout
                                  they eat your eyes
                                  they eat your nose
                                  they eat the jelly between your toes
                                  a big green worm with rolling eyes
                                  goes in your stomach and out your eyes
                                  your stomach turns into green slime
                                  and puss pours out like whip cream
                                  you spread it out on a piece of bread
                                  and thats what you eat when your dead
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                                  • Grapesoda
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 46234

                                    #18
                                    if you die??????

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                                    • DamianJ
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 15808

                                      #19
                                      toss me in a bin bag and leave me out for the bin men.

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                                      • DarkJedi
                                        No Refunds Issued.
                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 28301

                                        #20
                                        once dead, i wouldn't give a fuck

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                                        • ottopottomouse
                                          She is ugly, bad luck.
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 13177

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by garce
                                          If - or WHEN - I die - I don't give a fuck. I'll do better buy donating my corpse to a college and letting them poke around at will.
                                          I registered for that. Doctors can study books till they see them in their sleep but nothing beats practical hands on learning.
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                                          • DoubleD
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 758

                                            #22


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                                            • uno
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                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 18450

                                              #23
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                                              • globofun
                                                Buk Lau
                                                • Aug 2005
                                                • 2651

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DamageX
                                                No, stupid, it's a Rolls Royce!


                                                (sorry, couldn't resist)

                                                No hay problema asswipe, I knew it was a fucking Rolls Royce.....


                                                Now, get your fucking clown act at your own board and shut the fuck up!

































                                                (sorry, couldn't resist)
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                                                • Far-L
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                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 6065

                                                  #25
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