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Old 03-27-2012, 08:30 AM   #1
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The Spilled Semen Amendment


So this is what Congress is doing: outlawing masturbation. Of all the stupid crazy cockmamie things happening in our government, I won't be surprised if this gets passed.



Oklahoma state senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to that state's Personhood bill, SB 1433, that would essentially outlaw masturbation for men. Johnson's amendment proposed that the legislation include a provision that men ejaculating anywhere outside a woman's vagina be considered "an action against an unborn child."

Johnson wrote about the amendment in the Guardian:

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My action to amend the so-called "Personhood" bill ? SB 1433, introduced by Senator Brian Crain (Republican, Tulsa) ? represents the culmination of my and many other Oklahomans' frustration regarding the ridiculousness of our reproductive policy initiatives in Oklahoma. I have received overwhelmingly positive responses from men and women in Oklahoma ? and worldwide. The Personhood bill would potentially allow governmental intrusion into families' personal lives by policing what happens to a woman's eggs without any similar thought to what happens to a man's sperm.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:37 AM   #2
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:38 AM   #3
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You read the article?
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:40 AM   #4
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So... every cum shot has to go inside a vagina or it's in violation of the law.

This is something I can support. I mean, I'll go door to door to tell the people about it if I have to. It's brilliant.

The Creampie Amendment.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:42 AM   #5
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:43 AM   #6
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Correct me if Im wrong but that quote seems to say that she is saying this as a protest to the " Oklahomans' frustration regarding the ridiculousness of our reproductive policy initiatives in Oklahoma "

Right??
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:43 AM   #7
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The Creampie Amendment.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:48 AM   #8
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For those too busy to read the article, the proposal is satirical, a joke, intended to lampoon other laws.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:55 AM   #9
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Hahahah I bet ClickCastX was in on the joke.
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Old 03-27-2012, 09:10 AM   #10
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For those too busy to read the article, the proposal is satirical, a joke, intended to lampoon other laws.
Damn shame. For once I was about to get fully into politics.
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:02 AM   #11
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From the first line of the article:

"I took this stand because I'm sick of the hypocrisy of Republican lawmakers who want to police women's reproductive health"
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:31 AM   #12
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Not written in red crayon -- The proposed amendment is tabled. Next Bozo ...
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:38 AM   #13
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I spilled my seed at how awesome this is.

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For those too busy to read the article, the proposal is satirical, a joke, intended to lampoon other laws.
LOL GFYers read the headline and thats it, never mind this was all over the news as a fuck you (by a woman) to those (men) trying to limit reproductive rights.
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