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So this is what Congress is doing: outlawing masturbation. Of all the stupid crazy cockmamie things happening in our government, I won't be surprised if this gets passed.

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Oklahoma state senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to that state's Personhood bill, SB 1433, that would essentially outlaw masturbation for men. Johnson's amendment proposed that the legislation include a provision that men ejaculating anywhere outside a woman's vagina be considered "an action against an unborn child."

Johnson wrote about the amendment in the Guardian:

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My action to amend the so-called "Personhood" bill ? SB 1433, introduced by Senator Brian Crain (Republican, Tulsa) ? represents the culmination of my and many other Oklahomans' frustration regarding the ridiculousness of our reproductive policy initiatives in Oklahoma. I have received overwhelmingly positive responses from men and women in Oklahoma ? and worldwide. The Personhood bill would potentially allow governmental intrusion into families' personal lives by policing what happens to a woman's eggs without any similar thought to what happens to a man's sperm.

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You read the article?

So... every cum shot has to go inside a vagina or it's in violation of the law.

This is something I can support. I mean, I'll go door to door to tell the people about it if I have to. It's brilliant.

The Creampie Amendment.

Government tax dollars hard at work!

Correct me if Im wrong but that quote seems to say that she is saying this as a protest to the " Oklahomans' frustration regarding the ridiculousness of our reproductive policy initiatives in Oklahoma "

Right??

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18847168)

The Creampie Amendment.

approved.

For those too busy to read the article, the proposal is satirical, a joke, intended to lampoon other laws.

Hahahah I bet ClickCastX was in on the joke.

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Originally Posted by raymor (Post 18847181)

For those too busy to read the article, the proposal is satirical, a joke, intended to lampoon other laws.

Damn shame. For once I was about to get fully into politics.

From the first line of the article:

"I took this stand because I'm sick of the hypocrisy of Republican lawmakers who want to police women's reproductive health"

Not written in red crayon -- The proposed amendment is tabled. Next Bozo ...

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18847460)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh This can't be serious??

Bingo, it isn't.

I spilled my seed at how awesome this is.

Great troll!

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Originally Posted by raymor (Post 18847181)

For those too busy to read the article, the proposal is satirical, a joke, intended to lampoon other laws.

LOL GFYers read the headline and thats it, never mind this was all over the news as a fuck you (by a woman) to those (men) trying to limit reproductive rights.