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synapse · 02-08-2003, 11:22 PM

Hi All ... we're in need of a new full time developer ... must have Java, XML, XSLT, HTML, DHTML, CSS, hahahahahahahahahaha skills ... would be good to have Graphic Design, Linux skills ... must be located in Melbourne, Australia ... we pay very well and promise the person a fantastic team to work with ... if your interested please ICQ 2979146 or email david at anywebcam.com

mastamindz · 02-08-2003, 11:33 PM

I only know a little bit of programming
but Im good at design
wanna still hire me? If you buy me a pet koala I will work for free.

Sausage · 02-08-2003, 11:37 PM

Make more money freelancing and contracting out programming. I would put my hand up and move to Melb if the money was right, but I never is.

Mabye it's something about being just a Keyboard monkey and moving down the food chain. haha.

Good luck with the search. lot of talented webmasters here in OZ.

synapse · 02-09-2003, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by Sausage
Make more money freelancing and contracting out programming.

I use to do the same thing till I set up shop ... some people perfer the security of full time.

Sausage · 02-09-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by synapse

I use to do the same thing till I set up shop ... some people perfer the security of full time.

Yeah know what you mean. One of my good mates knows this industry inside out and could program his way out of Jail cell with a calculator, yet he is usually employed

Suppose I just like being able to nurse a hangover occasionally past 9am.

Cheers!

synapse · 02-09-2003, 02:43 PM

Well that's one of teh great things about our environment ... (no not irresponsible drinking though that happens too) ... we have some people who perfer early morning starts and some who perfer late starts ... we have room for 'em all here

Rich · 02-09-2003, 02:46 PM

I can do all those things except the hahahahahahahahahaha part, dang.

Alky · 02-09-2003, 02:49 PM

this is pretty much an exclusive job for aussies, isnt it extremely hard for outsiders to move to australia?

synapse · 02-09-2003, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
I can do all those things except the JS part, dang.

well if your in Melb, AU gimme a bell and we can talk.

synapse · 02-09-2003, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Alky
this is pretty much an exclusive job for aussies, isnt it extremely hard for outsiders to move to australia?

It's not nearly as hard as geting a green card ... we've actually helped 3 people come down-under from the USA and Canada ... sure it's parerwork and all but so long as you don't have some horrible disease it's easy for someone in the IT industry.

synapse · 02-09-2003, 06:33 PM

bump ...

Ashley-CashMountain · 02-09-2003, 06:43 PM

It always amazes me how many aussies there are in this business..

Bake · 02-09-2003, 07:04 PM

Maybe its the US$ thing but yeah theres heaps about and not that many post on BBS, If I ever see a good free lance marketer job going It might spark my interest.

synapse · 02-09-2003, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Bake
If I ever see a good free lance marketer job going It might spark my interest.

Bake feel free to get in touch I'll put you onto my business partner who might have some work for you (2003 is a big marketing / pr year for us).

Nardimus · 02-09-2003, 07:22 PM

fosters

d0se · 02-09-2003, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Bake
Maybe its the US$ thing but yeah theres heaps about and not that many post on BBS, If I ever see a good free lance marketer job going It might spark my interest.

Yeah by the way can you Americans do something about your stockmarket? Our Aussie dollar is getting too strong against the Greenback... I want juicy conversion rates dammit!

d0se · 02-09-2003, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Nardimus
fosters

Fosters is the crap we send overseas cos noone here likes it. Fucking watered down piss!

sandz · 02-09-2003, 08:38 PM

hahaha so true, no one here drinks Fosters, we just pass it off to those less fortunate who actually like the taste of it

nikudorei · 02-09-2003, 08:40 PM

VB is my beer of choice.

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Sausage · 02-09-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by d0se

Yeah by the way can you Americans do something about your stockmarket? Our Aussie dollar is getting too strong against the Greenback... I want juicy conversion rates dammit!

AMEN to that. I lost a couple of hundred from the damn exchange rate. Don't worry ... little Howard is doing a great job at fucking our country up, so we will be rich again!

Cheers

PornBroker · 02-09-2003, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by d0se
Our Aussie dollar is getting too strong against the Greenback... I want juicy conversion rates dammit!

You obviously don't buy content..

synapse · 02-09-2003, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by d0se

Our Aussie dollar is getting too strong against the Greenback

ditto ... bring back the bannana republic

wolfie · 02-09-2003, 10:41 PM

Too true man.
Last Feb the Pacific Peso was 48 1/2 cents US.
Hosting was way up but the the sales were very sweet.

DjSap · 02-10-2003, 12:20 AM

I'm moving down to melbourne in july...nice to see that there are some smutpeddlers down in victoria, though everyone was in brisbane...

Joe Sixpack · 02-10-2003, 12:28 AM

Hey how much does it cost you other Aussies to deposit a cheque and which bank do you use?

Heritage Building Society just upped its fee from $7.50 to $10.00 a cheque.

bhutocracy · 02-10-2003, 12:33 AM

I get fairly ripped at ANZ - $30 but you can put 4 cheques for that price.

synapse · 02-10-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by DjSap
I'm moving down to melbourne in july...nice to see that there are some smutpeddlers down in victoria, though everyone was in brisbane...

There's a few of us down here but definetly not as many as up north ... bell me sometime (ICQ 2979146) and we can catch up over a drink.

rowan · 02-10-2003, 12:35 AM

Bank of Melb - $10 for up to 4 cheques negotiated in the same currency (immediate conversion and clearance), but they can be anal about anything larger than chicken feed. I'm a regular there so I don't have (m)any problems now. I usually wait and deposit 4 at a time so effectively they cost $2.50 each.

If you're outside of Victoria, BoM are owned by Westpac, they may offer the same deal.

Otherwise it's $35 for collection, up to 4 cheques and around 6 weeks clearance.

CBA were doing o/s cheques for $7 last time I banked there, they'll negotiate anything up to $5000 and will place a 28 day hold on the funds. I only used CBA until BoM stopped being anal.

stfu_Dave · 02-10-2003, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by rowan
CBA were doing o/s cheques for $7 last time I banked there, they'll negotiate anything up to $5000 and will place a 28 day hold on the funds. I only used CBA until BoM stopped being anal.

Just came from the CBA, they have changed to $10 per cheque

. I've found CBA best for wires though....

sacX · 02-10-2003, 01:53 AM

i got a USD account with ANZ.. just lose heaps of money holding US peso

KrazieSweets · 02-10-2003, 01:57 AM

Joe Sixpack · 02-10-2003, 02:03 AM

I love taking money from the seppo's.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

funkmaster · 02-10-2003, 02:09 AM

... me loves VB !!!

Joe Sixpack · 02-10-2003, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by funkmaster
... me loves VB !!!

Bitch, Cascade and Boag's are better!

Pointless · 02-10-2003, 02:17 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Hey how much does it cost you other Aussies to deposit a cheque and which bank do you use?

Heritage Building Society just upped its fee from $7.50 to $10.00 a cheque.

7 bucks with commonwealth hmm only matter of time before they up that price too i guess

PornBroker · 02-10-2003, 02:33 AM

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bawdy · 02-10-2003, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Hey how much does it cost you other Aussies to deposit a cheque and which bank do you use?

Heritage Building Society just upped its fee from $7.50 to $10.00 a cheque.

The best value ive found in brisbane is the CBA at Ashgrove used to be 7 but is now 10 but the only charge u for the first cheque..... so cash 10 or so cheques at a time....

Sausage · 02-10-2003, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Hey how much does it cost you other Aussies to deposit a cheque and which bank do you use?

Heritage Building Society just upped its fee from $7.50 to $10.00 a cheque.

I'm amazed you guys put up with that shit!

Costs me $5 with suncorp/metway and sometimes the funds are available within a few days!

What do you do with those small cheques you get from sponsors you trialed and didn't continue with? I got a $35 cheque the other day and if I had to pay $10 or so to bank It I would have been PISSED!

Ted · 02-10-2003, 05:03 AM

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Originally posted by Pointless

7 bucks with commonwealth hmm only matter of time before they up that price too i guess

It went up to $10 a cheque a couple of weeks ago at CBA, the only reason I stick with them is that they clear my cheques straight away

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What do you do with those small cheques you get from sponsors you trialed and didn't continue with? I got a $35 cheque the other day and if I had to pay $10 or so to bank It I would have been PISSED!

For the last three years i get a cheque everymonth from a mainstream sponser $3.54, they just go in the bin.

Wildman · 02-10-2003, 05:16 AM

I bank the small cheques in a credit union....7 weeks to clear, but no fees involved.

I checked the other day and I had $20k in there....soon adds up!

Pointless · 02-10-2003, 05:28 AM

hey synapse your on tv

any other aussies see that channel 10

wwwcashmountain · 02-10-2003, 05:50 AM

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hey synapse your on tv

Was that the sex survery thing ?

Rob

d0se · 02-10-2003, 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by PornBroker

You obviously don't buy content..

Nice deduction, you're right! =]

d0se · 02-10-2003, 06:04 AM

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Originally posted by Ted

For the last three years i get a cheque everymonth from a mainstream sponser $3.54, they just go in the bin.

Awesome! cause grief for said sponsor's accountants! Nice work.

Sausage · 02-10-2003, 06:06 AM

Yeah I know a lot of local webmasters who never buy their content.

I do though.

haha.

Pointless · 02-10-2003, 06:44 AM

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Originally posted by wwwcashmountain

Was that the sex survery thing ?

Rob

yah

synapse · 02-10-2003, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pointless
hey synapse your on tv

any other aussies see that channel 10

Yep that was me

and it was truely horrible to watch lol

d0se · 02-10-2003, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sausage
Yeah I know a lot of local webmasters who never buy their content.

I do though.

haha.

I don't buy it, OR steal it. Dont have any full stop! Oh except for a CD I won on headless' radio show years ago from fetishbrokers.. i had to fake an orgasm. =]

02-08-2003, 11:22 PM	#1
synapse NameNetwork.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,175	Employment op in Australia Hi All ... we're in need of a new full time developer ... must have Java, XML, XSLT, HTML, DHTML, CSS, hahahahahahahahahaha skills ... would be good to have Graphic Design, Linux skills ... must be located in Melbourne, Australia ... we pay very well and promise the person a fantastic team to work with ... if your interested please ICQ 2979146 or email david at anywebcam.com

02-08-2003, 11:33 PM	#2
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02-08-2003, 11:37 PM	#3
Sausage Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,012	Make more money freelancing and contracting out programming. I would put my hand up and move to Melb if the money was right, but I never is. Mabye it's something about being just a Keyboard monkey and moving down the food chain. haha. Good luck with the search. lot of talented webmasters here in OZ. __________________ IW Skype : blance8888 Icq : 15567120

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synapse NameNetwork.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,175	Well that's one of teh great things about our environment ... (no not irresponsible drinking though that happens too) ... we have some people who perfer early morning starts and some who perfer late starts ... we have room for 'em all here

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Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	I can do all those things except the hahahahahahahahahaha part, dang.

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Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	this is pretty much an exclusive job for aussies, isnt it extremely hard for outsiders to move to australia?

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02-09-2003, 10:41 PM	#23
wolfie Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 37	Too true man. Last Feb the Pacific Peso was 48 1/2 cents US. Hosting was way up but the the sales were very sweet.

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DjSap Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,869	I'm moving down to melbourne in july...nice to see that there are some smutpeddlers down in victoria, though everyone was in brisbane...

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Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	Hey how much does it cost you other Aussies to deposit a cheque and which bank do you use? Heritage Building Society just upped its fee from $7.50 to $10.00 a cheque.

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	I get fairly ripped at ANZ - $30 but you can put 4 cheques for that price.

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Bank of Melb - $10 for up to 4 cheques negotiated in the same currency (immediate conversion and clearance), but they can be anal about anything larger than chicken feed. I'm a regular there so I don't have (m)any problems now. I usually wait and deposit 4 at a time so effectively they cost $2.50 each. If you're outside of Victoria, BoM are owned by Westpac, they may offer the same deal. Otherwise it's $35 for collection, up to 4 cheques and around 6 weeks clearance. CBA were doing o/s cheques for $7 last time I banked there, they'll negotiate anything up to $5000 and will place a 28 day hold on the funds. I only used CBA until BoM stopped being anal.

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sacX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,998	i got a USD account with ANZ.. just lose heaps of money holding US peso

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Wildman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 326	I bank the small cheques in a credit union....7 weeks to clear, but no fees involved. I checked the other day and I had $20k in there....soon adds up!

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