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Old 02-08-2003, 10:53 PM   #51
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Drunk by noon but that's ok
I'll be president someday.
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Old 02-08-2003, 10:56 PM   #52
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im the player president "
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Old 02-08-2003, 11:35 PM   #53
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"Because I wear enough gold to tie a dog in the yard"
By: Cant think of their name
CD Title: Skeezer Pleaser... Also sang Bad Luck Barry and others


And my all time favorite.......

"You're not the prettiest thing girl but thats ok
cuz your painted on jeans makes you fresh anyways"
By: Doug E Fresh

Ice cream man by Van Halen is kinda funky for them...
Or I love any Oingo Boing song
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Old 02-08-2003, 11:47 PM   #54
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"where will I go now that I've gone too far,
said you are gonna' know, when the bullet hits the bone."

The Bullet Hits The Bone
Golden Earing

Brutal
(and I sometimes do wonder where I'll go now that I've gone too far!)
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Old 02-09-2003, 12:36 AM   #55
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"sweet sixteen and never been kissed...that kind of girl doesn't even exist"

Slave Raider "Youngblood"

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Old 02-09-2003, 12:42 AM   #56
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Old 02-09-2003, 12:44 AM   #57
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"Me? - I'm just a lawn mower, you can tell me by the way I walk."

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Old 02-09-2003, 12:57 AM   #58
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Cant forget this one:


The radio is blasting,
Someones knocking at the door
I'm looking at my girlfriend,
She's passed out on the floor
I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before.
Don't know what it is I don't want to see no more
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:41 AM   #59
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"Maybe theres a god above,
but all I ever learned from love,
was how to shoot somebody who out-drew you"
-Leonard Cohen


"What explodes like a fractal
Pops like a lite bulb
Looks really awful
At four in the morning
Moves with a dead stare
Coils around your ankles
Fangs long as neckties
And strike without warning

What implodes like a Zeppelin
Cracks like pavement
Smokes in the basement
And knows when yer lying
Comes to a dead stop
Forgives you like Jesus
Cold as a windchill
With eyes like Abe Lincoln

What explodes like a fractal
Pops like a lite bulb
Strolls in like Joel Gray
At four in the morning
Armed with a big nose
Fragile like a sea horse
Lives in your soul
And loves you like I do"

by mercury rev is very haunting.


"don't look at me im ugly in the morning!
don't look at me im ugly in the morning!"

a bunch of FNM and Mr bungle lyrics are pretty good



"you've sucked a lot of cock to get where you are
your smile is stretching but you're gonna go far
your life is pain you can't complain
you keep on rinsing it again and again

i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
i only wanna be the best that i can"

regurgitator

blah blah.. theres heaps
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Old 02-09-2003, 06:10 AM   #60
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Poems are for Girls
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Old 02-09-2003, 06:12 AM   #61
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Old 02-09-2003, 12:29 PM   #62
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Poems are for Girls
Exactly, but the best way to get a girl is to learn to speak their language.
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Old 02-09-2003, 12:33 PM   #63
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"I love the way you look at me.
I love the way you smack my ass.
I love the dirty things you do.
I have control of you."

Puddle of Mudd - Control

My fav lyric It screams me.
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Old 02-09-2003, 12:37 PM   #64
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Shaking like a dog shittin razorblades...

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Old 02-09-2003, 11:36 PM   #65
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Internet Porn (da vinci's notebook)
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Back in the not too distant past

When I would need a quick repast

Or a temporary break from my agenda.

Up to the bedroom I would head

Pull out the Playboy from 'neath my bed

And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda.

My alternatives were slim

If I tried to find another source for sin

I'd have to hang out with the losers in the back room of my local video store.

But last month I finally made the call

I got a brand new cable modem installed

And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of
internet porn.

Internet Porn - Roman orgy scences

Internet Porn - dominatrix queens

Internet Porn - girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep.

Internet Porn - gross anatomy

Internet porn - pam and tommy lee

Internet porn - when you're given so much to choose from who has time to sleep?

"Honestly honey, I don't know how the link got on there."

After my girlfriend goes to sleep

Then I get out of bed and down the hall I creep

So i can hunker down and wallow in depravity until three or four.

You'll always find me in that same tableau

Silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow

And absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of internet porn.

Internet porn - barely legal teens

Internet porn - naughty figurines

Internet porn - geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men.

Internet porn - erotic asian art

Internet porn - guys with extra parts

Internet porn - I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again.

Internet porn - melon love dot com

Internet - there's my neighbor's mom

Internet porn - bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs.

Internet porn - naison le clevage

Internet porn - Une deux trois menage

Internet - every kind of smut from every corner of the earth.
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Old 02-09-2003, 11:40 PM   #66
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So I slammed the door in her face, don't ever barge in my room or ill kick your ass and call the cops and tell them im abused
And you'll wind up in jail, while i snowboard in vail, no one to post your bail cos daddy loves me more he says that you're a ....


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Old 02-09-2003, 11:54 PM   #67
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the pussy was sorry, so tha bitch got slapped

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you've been k-man'd!
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