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Super Mario
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Swenson's Avatar
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Drunk by noon but that's ok
I'll be president someday.
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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" im not only a client,
im the player president " |
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Orange County, CA
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"Because I wear enough gold to tie a dog in the yard"
By: Cant think of their name CD Title: Skeezer Pleaser... Also sang Bad Luck Barry and others And my all time favorite....... "You're not the prettiest thing girl but thats ok cuz your painted on jeans makes you fresh anyways" By: Doug E Fresh Ice cream man by Van Halen is kinda funky for them... Or I love any Oingo Boing song |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: New England, US
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"where will I go now that I've gone too far,
said you are gonna' know, when the bullet hits the bone." The Bullet Hits The Bone Golden Earing Brutal (and I sometimes do wonder where I'll go now that I've gone too far!)
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"Don't worry, I won't bite...oh, wait a minute, I forgot, yes I will." ![]() www.brutalmaster.com |
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Jesus loves bacon
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Sin City, Motherfucker
Posts: 19,969
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"sweet sixteen and never been kissed...that kind of girl doesn't even exist"
Slave Raider "Youngblood"
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Support my new movie “The Second Coming” |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 9,736
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"I couldn't find my pants today"
- Frenzal Rhomb
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26 + 6 = 1 |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: West (by God) Virginia
Posts: 1,088
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"Me? - I'm just a lawn mower, you can tell me by the way I walk."
Genisis - Selling England by the pound.
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If I were only going to submit to one TGP, it would be BOOK-MARK.NET. |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Mesosphere
Posts: 2,926
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Cant forget this one:
The radio is blasting, Someones knocking at the door I'm looking at my girlfriend, She's passed out on the floor I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before. Don't know what it is I don't want to see no more |
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Not making A Comeback
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 10,218
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"Maybe theres a god above,
but all I ever learned from love, was how to shoot somebody who out-drew you" -Leonard Cohen "What explodes like a fractal Pops like a lite bulb Looks really awful At four in the morning Moves with a dead stare Coils around your ankles Fangs long as neckties And strike without warning What implodes like a Zeppelin Cracks like pavement Smokes in the basement And knows when yer lying Comes to a dead stop Forgives you like Jesus Cold as a windchill With eyes like Abe Lincoln What explodes like a fractal Pops like a lite bulb Strolls in like Joel Gray At four in the morning Armed with a big nose Fragile like a sea horse Lives in your soul And loves you like I do" by mercury rev is very haunting. "don't look at me im ugly in the morning! don't look at me im ugly in the morning!" a bunch of FNM and Mr bungle lyrics are pretty good "you've sucked a lot of cock to get where you are your smile is stretching but you're gonna go far your life is pain you can't complain you keep on rinsing it again and again i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh i only wanna be the best that i can" regurgitator blah blah.. theres heaps |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 3,739
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Poems are for Girls
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HAL 9000
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Join Date: May 2001
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la la la la
la la la la la la la lal la la la la la la |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: In the walls of your house.
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"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken |
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Orgasms N Such!
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Oakville, Ontario
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"I love the way you look at me.
I love the way you smack my ass. I love the dirty things you do. I have control of you." Puddle of Mudd - Control My fav lyric |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: MTL
Posts: 5,060
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Shaking like a dog shittin razorblades...
-Alkaline trio, Radio
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mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959 |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 1,721
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Internet Porn (da vinci's notebook)
-------------------------------------------- Back in the not too distant past When I would need a quick repast Or a temporary break from my agenda. Up to the bedroom I would head Pull out the Playboy from 'neath my bed And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda. My alternatives were slim If I tried to find another source for sin I'd have to hang out with the losers in the back room of my local video store. But last month I finally made the call I got a brand new cable modem installed And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of internet porn. Internet Porn - Roman orgy scences Internet Porn - dominatrix queens Internet Porn - girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep. Internet Porn - gross anatomy Internet porn - pam and tommy lee Internet porn - when you're given so much to choose from who has time to sleep? "Honestly honey, I don't know how the link got on there." After my girlfriend goes to sleep Then I get out of bed and down the hall I creep So i can hunker down and wallow in depravity until three or four. You'll always find me in that same tableau Silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow And absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of internet porn. Internet porn - barely legal teens Internet porn - naughty figurines Internet porn - geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men. Internet porn - erotic asian art Internet porn - guys with extra parts Internet porn - I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again. Internet porn - melon love dot com Internet - there's my neighbor's mom Internet porn - bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs. Internet porn - naison le clevage Internet porn - Une deux trois menage Internet - every kind of smut from every corner of the earth.
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the sound of one hand googlewhacking |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Australia
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So I slammed the door in her face, don't ever barge in my room or ill kick your ass and call the cops and tell them im abused
And you'll wind up in jail, while i snowboard in vail, no one to post your bail cos daddy loves me more he says that you're a .... Guttermouth - Lipstick
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ICQ: 333951773 <I>Come talk to me and see what JuicyBucks can do for you</I> <a href="http://www.juicybucks.com"><img src="http://snatchden.juicyhoes.com/bj_230x33_01.gif" border=0></a> |
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aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
Posts: 29,292
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i turned her ova, got her from the back
the pussy was sorry, so tha bitch got slapped --2LiveCrew you've been k-man'd!
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