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  • 2012
    So Fucking What
    • Jul 2006
    • 17189

    #1

    How to get anything through TSA nude booty scanners

    dork smuggles metal objects through the TSA nude body scanners that don't work, but get a great shot of your wife's booty

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  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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    • Jul 2004
    • 38323

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    • L-Pink
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      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      ADG !

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      • 2012
        So Fucking What
        • Jul 2006
        • 17189

        #4
        Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude



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        yeah , it's not like when the Doctor is reviewing your x-rays ... It's more like beavis and butthead wacking it in your tool shed ...

        WTF is going on here ?



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        • DWB
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          • Jul 2003
          • 31779

          #5
          Surprised they haven't arrested that guy on some national security charge. He'll probably be in Gitmo before it's all over.

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          • CIVMatt
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            • Aug 2004
            • 13075

            #6
            It's GTMO not GITMO, there is no "I" and there never has been, this drives me fucking nuts
            Last edited by CIVMatt; 03-09-2012, 07:46 AM.
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            • martinsc
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              • Jun 2005
              • 27047

              #7
              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


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              • L-Pink
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                • Mar 2005
                • 39151

                #8
                Originally posted by CIVMatt
                It's GTMO not GITMO, there is no "I" and there never has been, this drives me fucking nuts
                I thought it was "I before T and always after G"

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                • 2012
                  So Fucking What
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 17189

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DWB
                  Surprised they haven't arrested that guy on some national security charge. He'll probably be in Gitmo before it's all over.
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                  Last edited by 2012; 03-09-2012, 07:50 AM.
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                  • 2ndxachrm
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                    • Dec 2011
                    • 353

                    #10
                    More waste of tax payers money.
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                    • 2012
                      So Fucking What
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 17189

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 2ndxachrm
                      More waste of tax payers money.
                      It's not a waste. Someone is getting filthy stinking rich !
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                      • nextri
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                        • May 2004
                        • 1661

                        #12
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                        • InfoGuy
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                          • Apr 2010
                          • 3052

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                          Unless these girls were seniors, they're not 18. Fucking TSA is exploiting k1dz. While this moron was whacking off on the spot, how many other TSA douchebags are recording this stuff with their cell phones to be used later?
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                          • Phoenix
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                            • Nov 2002
                            • 35475

                            #14
                            they dont work...the guy ahead of me the last time i went through..had a lighter in his pocket as well as nail clippers. He had on regular looking pants. not even thick leather.
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                            • globofun
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                              • Aug 2005
                              • 2651

                              #15
                              Someone said GITMO?
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                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323

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                                • orgeebee
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                                  • Mar 2010
                                  • 14

                                  #17
                                  Hold on a tick, but wasn't that "story" about a TSA guy whacking off in the full body scanner booth already called out as a fake, err, "satire"?

                                  It originated on dailysquib.co.uk which seems to be a knock-off of Theonion.com.

                                  snopes.com has a blurb about it being satire as well.

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                                  • orgeebee
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                                    • Mar 2010
                                    • 14

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by 2012
                                    dork smuggles metal objects through the TSA nude body scanners that don't work, but get a great shot of your wife's booty
                                    Is he talking into a Fleshlight?
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                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 38323

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by orgeebee

                                      Hold on a tick, but wasn't that "story" about a TSA guy whacking off in the full body scanner booth already called out as a fake, err, "satire"?

                                      It originated on dailysquib.co.uk which seems to be a knock-off of Theonion.com.

                                      snopes.com has a blurb about it being satire as well.

                                      *sounds of balloons bursting* Sorry guys!
                                      Never let the facts get in the way of a good story, or in this case, joke...



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                                      • mchacal
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                                        • Aug 2007
                                        • 1078

                                        #20
                                        This could be fixed just by taking side shots as well and not only back and front. I guess they'll have to update all scanners around US
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                                        • CS-Jay
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 1794

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


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                                          Not so true...


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                                          • geedub
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 3489

                                            #22
                                            Where are the people who see the pictures even? There is no output on the machines themselves
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                                            • Jacob[Soft]
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                                              • Mar 2010
                                              • 873

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                              Never let the facts get in the way of a good story, or in this case, joke...



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                                              • JerseyPuma
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 1149

                                                #24
                                                I would think most people would be able to figure out that it's satire without involving snopes when they get to the part about the guys "O" face.

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                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by JerseyPuma

                                                  I would think most people would be able to figure out that it's satire without involving snopes when they get to the part about the guys "O" face.




                                                  O is for Captain Obvious...



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                                                  • 2012
                                                    So Fucking What
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 17189

                                                    #26
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                                                    • 2012
                                                      So Fucking What
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 17189

                                                      #27


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                                                      • ottopottomouse
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                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 13177

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by JerseyPuma
                                                        I would think most people would be able to figure out that it's satire without involving snopes when they get to the part about the guys "O" face.
                                                        The internet is full of idiots.
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