Why do we like cheese that reeks of feet? - GoFuckYourself.com

Gutterboy · 02-07-2003, 03:30 AM

I walked into my bedroom just now and it reeked of dirty feet. I looked for dirty shoes.. none.. maybe a pair of running socks I'd left lying around.. nothing.. then I notice an open can of Parmesan cheese from last nights pizza sitting on my dresser.

So this is my drunk ass musing for the night.. why the fuck do we eat something that reeks of marinated foot sweat?

421Fill · 02-07-2003, 03:33 AM

bhutocracy · 02-07-2003, 03:36 AM

I don't get it.. I never thought permasan smelt bad.. I actually quite like it... hate feet smell.. like parmasan smell.

rooster · 02-07-2003, 03:38 AM

cheese is like pussy. If it smells really bad, you shouldnt be eating it.

LiveDose · 02-07-2003, 03:40 AM

It's the other way around... Your feet reek of cheese...

LukieD · 02-07-2003, 03:41 AM

mmmmmmm cheese

CDSmith · 02-07-2003, 04:45 AM

Parmesan became too hard to pronounce when I'm drunk, so I just call it "smelly feet cheese" now. The waitresses all know what I mean.

Jakke PNG · 02-07-2003, 04:47 AM

My nuts REALLY smell like cheese most of the time.
Since I'm usually not wearing pants, my chair also smells like cheese. It's fun.

CDSmith · 02-07-2003, 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
My nuts REALLY smell like cheese most of the time.
Since I'm usually not wearing pants, my chair also smells like cheese. It's fun.

You ever try grating some of that smegma up and mounding it on a pizza?

Rocky · 02-07-2003, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
My nuts REALLY smell like cheese most of the time.
Since I'm usually not wearing pants, my chair also smells like cheese. It's fun.

cheese balls

galleryseek · 02-07-2003, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
My nuts REALLY smell like cheese most of the time.
Since I'm usually not wearing pants, my chair also smells like cheese. It's fun.

have you ever beat off excessively and was too tired to clean up and ya wake up the next morning and scratch urself and smell ur hand. its quite an experience.

Gutterboy · 02-07-2003, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
You ever try grating some of that smegma up and mounding it on a pizza?

Damn that was nasty.

CDSmith · 02-07-2003, 04:52 AM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
Damn that was nasty.

X 10

Jakke PNG · 02-07-2003, 04:52 AM

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Originally posted by galleryseek

have you ever beat off excessively and was too tired to clean up and ya wake up the next morning and scratch urself and smell ur hand. its quite an experience.

No. I'm afraid I haven't. But I have a lot of cottage cheese under my foreskin, tastes cheesy.

ripe with decay · 02-07-2003, 04:53 AM

We're all attracted to primal smells at the most basic level.

Rocky · 02-07-2003, 04:57 AM

*sniffing armpit...what?...sniffing again*

Jakke PNG · 02-07-2003, 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky
*sniffing armpit...what?...sniffing again*

I've been ill for a week or so. I have taken showers, but I don't bother putting on any deodorant.. so my armpits smell... stingy. It really stings when I smell them. It's fun.

CDSmith · 02-07-2003, 05:22 AM

TGF is a fungi.

Jakke PNG · 02-07-2003, 05:25 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
TGF is a fungi.

Yes. My feet are starting to have roots.

Raph · 02-07-2003, 08:18 AM

It's exactly the same thing that produces the odor with the feet or the cheese... bacterias

It's kinda gross, I just try not to think about it when I eat some nasty smelling cheese.

Herb Kornfield · 02-07-2003, 08:28 AM

Cheese kicks asss!!!!!

Smoked Gouda is the shizzat

ThunderBalls · 02-07-2003, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

No. I'm afraid I haven't. But I have a lot of cottage cheese under my foreskin, tastes cheesy.

Ya know, I was hungry up until this. You would make a very effective weight loss counseler.

02-07-2003, 03:30 AM	#1
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Why do we like cheese that reeks of feet? I walked into my bedroom just now and it reeked of dirty feet. I looked for dirty shoes.. none.. maybe a pair of running socks I'd left lying around.. nothing.. then I notice an open can of Parmesan cheese from last nights pizza sitting on my dresser. So this is my drunk ass musing for the night.. why the fuck do we eat something that reeks of marinated foot sweat?

02-07-2003, 03:33 AM	#2
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02-07-2003, 04:45 AM	#7
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Parmesan became too hard to pronounce when I'm drunk, so I just call it "smelly feet cheese" now. The waitresses all know what I mean. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	My nuts REALLY smell like cheese most of the time. Since I'm usually not wearing pants, my chair also smells like cheese. It's fun. __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-07-2003, 03:36 AM	#3
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	I don't get it.. I never thought permasan smelt bad.. I actually quite like it... hate feet smell.. like parmasan smell.

02-07-2003, 03:38 AM	#4
rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	cheese is like pussy. If it smells really bad, you shouldnt be eating it.

02-07-2003, 03:41 AM	#6
LukieD Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London Posts: 927	mmmmmmm cheese

02-07-2003, 04:53 AM	#15
ripe with decay So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: my own personal hell Posts: 66	We're all attracted to primal smells at the most basic level.

02-07-2003, 04:57 AM	#16
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	sniffing armpit...what?...sniffing again __________________ Are you down with Sin?

02-07-2003, 05:22 AM	#18
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	TGF is a fungi. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

02-07-2003, 08:18 AM	#20
Raph Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 439	It's exactly the same thing that produces the odor with the feet or the cheese... bacterias It's kinda gross, I just try not to think about it when I eat some nasty smelling cheese. __________________ Raph

02-07-2003, 08:28 AM	#21
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Cheese kicks asss!!!!! Smoked Gouda is the shizzat