Why do we like cheese that reeks of feet?
 

I walked into my bedroom just now and it reeked of dirty feet. I looked for dirty shoes.. none.. maybe a pair of running socks I'd left lying around.. nothing.. then I notice an open can of Parmesan cheese from last nights pizza sitting on my dresser.

So this is my drunk ass musing for the night.. why the fuck do we eat something that reeks of marinated foot sweat?

:eek7

I don't get it.. I never thought permasan smelt bad.. I actually quite like it... hate feet smell.. like parmasan smell.

cheese is like pussy. If it smells really bad, you shouldnt be eating it.

It's the other way around... Your feet reek of cheese...:)

mmmmmmm cheese

Parmesan became too hard to pronounce when I'm drunk, so I just call it "smelly feet cheese" now. The waitresses all know what I mean.

My nuts REALLY smell like cheese most of the time.
Since I'm usually not wearing pants, my chair also smells like cheese. It's fun.

You ever try grating some of that smegma up and mounding it on a pizza?

cheese balls

:repuke

have you ever beat off excessively and was too tired to clean up and ya wake up the next morning and scratch urself and smell ur hand. its quite an experience.

Damn that was nasty.

:1orglaugh X 10

No. I'm afraid I haven't. But I have a lot of cottage cheese under my foreskin, tastes cheesy.

We're all attracted to primal smells at the most basic level.

*sniffing armpit...what?...sniffing again*

:eek2

I've been ill for a week or so. I have taken showers, but I don't bother putting on any deodorant.. so my armpits smell... stingy. It really stings when I smell them. It's fun.

TGF is a fungi. :thumbsup

Yes. My feet are starting to have roots.

It's exactly the same thing that produces the odor with the feet or the cheese... bacterias

It's kinda gross, I just try not to think about it when I eat some nasty smelling cheese.

Cheese kicks asss!!!!!

Smoked Gouda is the shizzat

Ya know, I was hungry up until this. You would make a very effective weight loss counseler.

:throwup