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03-31-2012, 09:29 PM
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Sexy Beast
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Anyone date a bar tender?
I'm not sure if I am supposed to visit her to keep her company, or give her space so she doesn't think I am checking up on her.
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03-31-2012, 09:38 PM
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don't sit there all day. stalkerish and annoying.
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03-31-2012, 09:44 PM
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You shouldn't interrupt her at work where she is getting hit-on by 75% of the customers.
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03-31-2012, 09:45 PM
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depends if shes giving you free drinks or not
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03-31-2012, 09:55 PM
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As a bar owner....let her do her fucking job.
you hanging around fucks with her tips too....do you want her hanging around all day at your job?
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03-31-2012, 09:56 PM
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I did and never went to her work. Good part was being her test subject at home for trying out drink recipes
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03-31-2012, 10:11 PM
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Naw dem bar tenders will fuck you up!
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03-31-2012, 10:23 PM
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are you sure you're dating her? You should probably check to see if she knows who you are.
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04-01-2012, 12:24 AM
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I didn't
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04-01-2012, 03:00 AM
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Yep .... been there and done that.
DO NOT just happen to be "in the neighborhood" and drop in .. that makes you look like you don't trust her and are checking up on her. If you are the jealous type, then I suggest you find a girl who does not work in a bar. I only went to "keep her company" if and when she called me and asked me to come by ... if it was a really slow/dead night.
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04-01-2012, 05:43 AM
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04-01-2012, 10:34 AM
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She can tell her work mates: Yes, that's my boyfriend. He has nothing going on in his life besides me, so it allows him plenty of time to hang out and watch me work.
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04-01-2012, 10:39 AM
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Go and order a bunch of drinks and shots, ring up a huge bill and don't tip her, hit on her co workers and random women in the bar and start a fight.
Women love bad boys
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04-01-2012, 01:18 PM
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Yeah it was dead so I think the company was good for her. And I take care of her way more then any pigly extra dollar tips for her flirting. Still feels weird, like I don't trust her. Fuck who knows, her friend said she likes it when I hang out, she feels safe. I barely talk to her, I wait for her to talk to me usually. So far no bad vibes. But I think we all know ladies can flip on a dime for no reason.
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04-01-2012, 01:23 PM
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need pics
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04-01-2012, 01:24 PM
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ha you are like every jealous creep bf that spends their whole day at their woman's place of work.
don't worry she will end up getting fired because you are there all day distracting her and drinking for free or you will get too jealous and end up fighting with her or one of the regulars. or you will make her quit because you can't handle the guys hitting on her all day. it will be over soon. |
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04-01-2012, 01:33 PM
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Would never date a bartender, stripper or porn star.
Couldn't pay me enough to deal with that kind of grief. |
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04-01-2012, 01:39 PM
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 In the spirit of the day...  How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off at you? There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.  ADG |
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04-01-2012, 01:41 PM
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04-01-2012, 01:47 PM
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04-01-2012, 02:38 PM
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At the end of the night you should always be there is she is working alone. If she is worried about you not letting her flirt then she is not the right girl for you. Her job is to make drinks and be friendly maybe even flirt a little, but it's not to let guys think they will have sex with her later if they tip enough.
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04-01-2012, 02:54 PM
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For every 10 customers that come in she will or has fucked 1 of them.
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04-01-2012, 03:37 PM
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A gynecologist friend of my mine also dabbles a little in mixology...
You should imbibe his newest concoction - it consists of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer plus Smirnoff Vodka:  A couple cans of Pabst Smear and girls are ready to spread their legs and put their feet in your stirrups...  ADG |
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04-01-2012, 03:51 PM
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chicks who work at bars are typically sluts. don't get emotinally involved. just try to get her to do whatever dirty perverted things you crave and don't sweat it when you find out how many guys she went home with after closing.
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04-01-2012, 03:53 PM
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After spending over twenty years on the road: Bartenders are target #1. Waitresses were target #2. Strippers were last ditch, but always available. Funny how easy things work out when your employer slaps all his contract employees into a single block of rooms. If you think your bartender is not an emotional train wreck who'll crawl into the arms of any man she can call "daddy": 1) You lucked out (doubt it). 2) You're blind. 3) You want to hit it yourself but you can't because she's getting paid by you. 4) She's your wife. Bartenders tend to be more emotionally fucked up than the Meth whores they scrape off the streets of Vancouver. |
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04-01-2012, 03:57 PM
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04-01-2012, 04:06 PM
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Her job is to keep creeps like this guy AT THE BAR. Flirt with him, be pleasant, get him to buy drinks. If some guy thinks that a bartender is sweet on him, its only because she flashed a smile and sold him another drink. Odds are a HUGE chunk of your customers think that your bartender wants them to fuck her. Its her JOB to create that impression. Smile. Wink. Serve drinks. Listen. Nod. Smile. Serve drinks. She doesn't lose tips by having guys hanging out at the bar all day. SHE MAKES TIPS by having guys hand around the bar all day. You think your bartender should tell anyone who is a little creepy to fuck off? That's what the cops are for. They make people fuck off. Your bartender is there to be a flirtatious little minx, and make you money from the selling of alcoholic beverages. If you dump on this guy, you don't deserve to own a bar. Your bartender is a pseudo-whore out to make you money; for you and her. She might not fuck or suck cock, but you are still pimping here out. Sexy bitch behind the bar. Regular customer base. Cash. If things get creepy, call the cops. I can go on for hours. Seems like you got a boner for your bartender and a wife at home. |
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04-01-2012, 04:26 PM
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Don't associate yourself with the job, any job, let her have the space.
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04-01-2012, 04:46 PM
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I did once,it lasted for about a month.she was too much of a party girl
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04-01-2012, 04:49 PM
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04-01-2012, 05:35 PM
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I never have, but a friend of mine did. It didn't last too long because she was very good looking and got hit on a lot at work. She was a cool chick and knew how to brush it off. I doubt she ever cheated on him, but he got consumed with it and wasn't able to handle it.
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04-01-2012, 05:52 PM
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04-01-2012, 06:24 PM
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Done a couple but you know... timing is a bitch.
It's always my slutty window between girlfriends. Had a great time no doubt.
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04-01-2012, 06:25 PM
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 There are some cute budtenders at a few of the cannabis collectives that I frequent. ADG |
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04-02-2012, 06:26 AM
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Just don't be that guy at the end of the bar who walks up to every guy that hits on his GF drunk as all hell telling them not to hit on her.
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04-02-2012, 06:41 AM
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you only rent a bartender
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04-02-2012, 06:45 AM
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I have dated a couple bartenders
Don't stop by her work unless she offers... Get ready for late night booty calls and waking up late  |
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04-02-2012, 07:54 AM
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she probably fucks the busboy in secret. Leave dat shit
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04-02-2012, 08:02 AM
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I was a bar tender, I wank off three times daily. Does that count?
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04-02-2012, 08:22 AM
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don't look at the bartenders straight in the eyes...they've got good jedi mind tricks
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