Colorado woman wipes ass on $30 million painting - GoFuckYourself.com

jakeuk · 01-05-2012, 07:42 AM

And you think a womans ass if just for sitting on and jerking off to, think again:

A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after punching, scratching and sliding her buttocks against a painting worth more than $30 million, authorities in Colorado said.

Carmen Tisch is accused of pulling her pants down to rub up against the work, an oil-on-canvas called "1957-J no.2", by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still.

Tisch allegedly caused $10,000 worth of damage to the painting.

Tisch was charged with felony criminal mischief on Wednesday and has been held on a $20,000 bond since the incident in late December, said Lynn Kimbrough, spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney's Office.

sponsorpimp · 01-05-2012, 07:43 AM

Pic or it didn?t happen

maxjohan · 01-05-2012, 07:49 AM

New niche maybe? lol

Evil Chris · 01-05-2012, 07:51 AM

She probably raised the value of it by doing that.

Kenny B! · 01-05-2012, 08:47 AM

In all fairness the paining was called a no.2... it was asking for it!

JFK · 01-05-2012, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!

In all fairness the paining was called a no.2... it was asking for it!

added a little brown abstract to it ?

jakeuk · 01-05-2012, 10:13 AM

Here is her police mugshoot.... looks like her body is convered in work of art herself

JFK · 01-05-2012, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jakeuk

Here is her police mugshoot.... looks like her body is convered in work of art herself

A Diamond in the rough

alias · 01-05-2012, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!

In all fairness the paining was called a no.2... it was asking for it!

xNetworx · 01-05-2012, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!

In all fairness the paining was called a no.2... it was asking for it!

bwhahahah

SmokeyTheBear · 01-05-2012, 10:57 AM

surprising she only caused 10k of damage to a 30mil painting after "PUNCHING" and "SCRATCHING" the painting..

Mr Pheer · 01-05-2012, 02:53 PM

what a stupid thing to get a felony over

DraX · 01-05-2012, 03:05 PM

She looks like a meth addict and I thought the woman just needed to scratch an itch.

CurrentlySober · 01-05-2012, 03:15 PM

Hello !

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-05-2012, 03:21 PM

I want to be adopted by the person that paid $30 million for THAT painting...

ADG

MPGdevil · 01-05-2012, 03:22 PM

If it is this painting then I don't blame her.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/multimed...d_still/8.html

$30 million for that piece of "art" and then they think she is the crazy one?

Matt 26z · 01-05-2012, 03:24 PM

I don't know about you guys, but if I saw that at a garage sale for $20 I'd move right along.

MarkDeus · 01-05-2012, 03:30 PM

wow, what shitty artistic taste..

RyuLion · 01-05-2012, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

what a stupid thing to get a felony over

topnotch, standup guy · 01-05-2012, 03:52 PM

I usually withold my harsher verdicts for men but in this instance, an old school walk around back to keep a long overdue appointment with a police issued bullet would not be out of line here.

It is not without good reason that the world was a much, much saner place in the pre WWI years.

It's called house cleaning

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seeandsee · 01-05-2012, 03:57 PM

what fucking stupid picture, crazy!

Scott McD · 01-05-2012, 03:57 PM

Her shitty ass probably did the painting a favour...

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 01-05-2012, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by topnotch, standup guy

I usually withold my harsher verdicts for men but in this instance, an old school walk around back to keep a long overdue appointment with a police issued bullet would not be out of line here.

It is not without good reason that the world was a much, much saner place in the pre WWI years.

It's called house cleaning

.

Oh please. It's a fucking painting.

Spunky · 01-05-2012, 06:37 PM

I guess I won't be buying that now

PornMD · 01-05-2012, 06:43 PM

Given how shitty that painting is, she probably made it even more valuable by rubbing her ass on it.

lucas131 · 01-05-2012, 06:50 PM

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_Richard_ · 01-05-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

I don't know about you guys, but if I saw that at a garage sale for $20 I'd move right along.

it's very striking.. with some art, wouldn't the feeling of 'hating it' be apart of the art itself? This chick has a felony and is out on 20k bond

quite the painting lol

blonda80 · 01-06-2012, 04:18 AM

ugly overpriced paint

JFK · 01-06-2012, 04:32 AM

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wonder what he was on, when he painted that ?

jimmycooper · 01-06-2012, 05:00 AM

Doesn't seem like many of you know much about art.

John-ACWM · 01-06-2012, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by lucas131

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impressive painting!

MPGdevil · 01-06-2012, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Doesn't seem like many of you know much about art.

Enough to know when the emperor is naked.

pornguy · 01-06-2012, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MPGdevil

Enough to know when the emperor is naked.

JFK · 01-06-2012, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Doesn't seem like many of you know much about art.

OOOOOOOOOH..... look GFY !!!! It's a pretentious art connoisseur

Niktamer · 01-06-2012, 12:23 PM

How the F*** this can worth 30m !!!

she did the right thing !

u-Bob · 01-06-2012, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!

In all fairness the paining was called a no.2... it was asking for it!

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