Colorado woman wipes ass on $30 million painting
 

And you think a womans ass if just for sitting on and jerking off to, think again:

A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after punching, scratching and sliding her buttocks against a painting worth more than $30 million, authorities in Colorado said.

Carmen Tisch is accused of pulling her pants down to rub up against the work, an oil-on-canvas called "1957-J no.2", by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still.

Tisch allegedly caused $10,000 worth of damage to the painting.

Tisch was charged with felony criminal mischief on Wednesday and has been held on a $20,000 bond since the incident in late December, said Lynn Kimbrough, spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney's Office.

Pic or it didn?t happen :winkwink:

New niche maybe? lol :)

She probably raised the value of it by doing that.

In all fairness the paining was called a no.2... it was asking for it!

:1orglaugh added a little brown abstract to it ?:thumbsup

Here is her police mugshoot.... looks like her body is convered in work of art herself :)

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A Diamond in the rough:upsidedow

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bwhahahah

surprising she only caused 10k of damage to a 30mil painting after "PUNCHING" and "SCRATCHING" the painting..

what a stupid thing to get a felony over

She looks like a meth addict and I thought the woman just needed to scratch an itch.

Hello ! :thumbsup

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I want to be adopted by the person that paid $30 million for THAT painting... :helpme :1orglaugh

ADG

If it is this painting then I don't blame her.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/multimed...d_still/8.html

$30 million for that piece of "art" and then they think she is the crazy one?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...12_468x338.jpg

I don't know about you guys, but if I saw that at a garage sale for $20 I'd move right along.

wow, what shitty artistic taste..

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

I usually withold my harsher verdicts for men but in this instance, an old school walk around back to keep a long overdue appointment with a police issued bullet would not be out of line here.

It is not without good reason that the world was a much, much saner place in the pre WWI years.

It's called house cleaning :2 cents:






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what fucking stupid picture, crazy!

Her shitty ass probably did the painting a favour...

Oh please. It's a fucking painting.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I guess I won't be buying that now

Given how shitty that painting is, she probably made it even more valuable by rubbing her ass on it.

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it's very striking.. with some art, wouldn't the feeling of 'hating it' be apart of the art itself? This chick has a felony and is out on 20k bond

quite the painting lol

ugly overpriced paint

wonder what he was on, when he painted that ?:1orglaugh

Doesn't seem like many of you know much about art.

:thumbsup impressive painting!

Enough to know when the emperor is naked.

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OOOOOOOOOH..... look GFY !!!! It's a pretentious art connoisseur :thumbsup:1orglaugh

How the F*** this can worth 30m !!!

she did the right thing !

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