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brassmonkey 12-29-2011 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 18657223)
Large The Works

http://www.madspiders.com/pizza1.jpg

Large Cheese with Shrooms, Beef, Sausage and Extra Cheese

http://www.madspiders.com/pizza2.jpg

And I gots to have my wings :thumbsup

http://www.madspiders.com/wings.jpg

Ordered at 6:20 online, got here at 6:45 or so.

damn they only put like 4 shrooms on the first one :helpme i luv shrooms

Vjo 12-29-2011 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 18657585)
They stopped doing the 30 min or less a very long time ago when a driver killed someone.

OK thanks. That was prob a good idea.

The consternation of delivering a 29 min pizza was a pain but I delivered a ton of 28-29 min pizzas.

Always honored the $3 off. Was really no big deal. We all had 2-3 "lates" a night.

Vjo 12-29-2011 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 18657578)
Was any/all of this during one of your drag phases? I couldn't even imagine cement like you describe in heals.

LOL The shit people remember :) But yeah. Might have overlapped a year or two. :) Drag late 80s. Pizzas early 90's. :)

You're gonna blow my macho appearance here :)

No drag on the job tho. Only in my youthful fantasies. :)

Vjo 12-29-2011 02:52 AM

This thread so needs some Harry Chapin or Lou Reed vids. :)

Maybe some young Jodie Foster or something.

Jensen 12-29-2011 02:53 AM

Nope. They charge $11 for delivery and they don't handle cash. A pizza is $40-50 up here anyway so I'd rather make my own

Vjo 12-29-2011 03:04 AM

Honest to God, I threw it all out about 1991. :) Seriously. But I was a kinky fuck up till then.

uno 12-29-2011 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 18657625)
This thread so needs some Harry Chapin or Lou Reed vids. :)

Maybe some young Jodie Foster or something.

I used to live with a woman who thought the rape scene from The Accused was the hottest thing ever filmed.

I miss her.

Vjo 12-29-2011 03:07 AM

Still am. I just wised up and realized I cant get caught with all this shit. :)

Now I kind of wish I would have kept some stuff. :)


uno 12-29-2011 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 18657614)
OK thanks. That was prob a good idea.

The consternation of delivering a 29 min pizza was a pain but I delivered a ton of 28-29 min pizzas.

Always honored the $3 off. Was really no big deal. We all had 2-3 "lates" a night.

When I was 8-12 or so it was free if it wasn't there within 30 mins. I used to set a timer and everything. There was no $3 off, but we did tip well on those occasions.

uno 12-29-2011 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 18657622)
LOL The shit people remember :) But yeah. Might have overlapped a year or two. :) Drag late 80s. Pizzas early 90's. :)

You're gonna blow my macho appearance here :)

No drag on the job tho. Only in my youthful fantasies. :)

Sorry but yeah, crossdressing tended to stick out in my mind about you. Sorry.

uno 12-29-2011 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 18657639)
Honest to God, I threw it all out about 1991. :) Seriously. But I was a kinky fuck up till then.

pfft. I was a hooker for my high school's 8th grade halloween party. That couldn't have been more than 94 or so.

Vjo 12-29-2011 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 18657641)
I used to live with a woman who thought the rape scene from The Accused was the hottest thing ever filmed.

I miss her.

Hehe I got that clip. That is pretty hot too.

GFY is for the lonely. :)

prob the first jpg I dl'd on the internet in the 90s

http://www.sqvirtual.com/img/jodiefoster1.jpg

actually the orig was a bit fuzzier


uno 12-29-2011 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 18657653)
Hehe I got that clip. That is pretty hot too.

GFY is for the lonely. :)

prob the first jpg I dl'd on the internet in the 90s

http://www.sqvirtual.com/img/jodiefoster1.jpg


as long as you don't try to assassinate the president to impress her, i think we're ok.

Vjo 12-29-2011 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 18657648)
pfft. I was a hooker for my high school's 8th grade halloween party. That couldn't have been more than 94 or so.

LOL Cool! Now I dont feel so bad. :)

Hey. Some of us want to know what it is like.. in private. You have to be young tho. :) And good looking :)

And you cant talk about it till 15 years later. :)

Doesnt mean we dont like girls. We actually like em a lil too much. We want to know what it is like to be one. Not for sex or anything with males but hopefully for sex with females, which of course never happens unless you pay for it.

The desire wears off as the years go on. :)

It helps to be the late 80s with sex all over hell, great 80's music, on a bit of RUSH, (amyl nitrate I think it is right) going to adult book stores, staying at cheap hotels on major City Avenues for days, all these lil sex boutiques, smoking dope all day everyday, maybe some white cross.

A country boy in the large city. 1989 was a fantastic year for me.


Vjo 12-29-2011 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 18657657)
as long as you don't try to assassinate the president to impress her, i think we're ok.

LOL OK Thanks man. You have a great dry sense of humor :)

I also have a pretty bad female foot fetish. Actually way more than transvestitism. Tv'ism was just a fad for a bit.

Dont ask me where it comes from. :)

It was an aquired taste that happened in College. Hmm. EVERY girl pranced around in the highest heels in the 80s.

i regret gf's whose feet got away



I wasnt into it at all in my teens.

Vjo 12-29-2011 04:03 AM

OK this has been "Confessions of Your Pizza Guy"

Back to your reg sched programming. :)

porno jew 12-29-2011 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GFED (Post 18657368)
I haven't had a good pizza in over 20 years. Pizza Hut, Dominoes, Papa John's and every other fast food pizza joint is utterly disgusting.

I always end up with a 1/2 inch of uncooked dough underneath my toppings even though I tell them I want it "extra well done". What happened to the regular crust that was crisp underneath, cooked thoroughly and didn't flop over.

And what's up with this cheese that doesn't even stretch. Remember when you could sit down in a pizza hut and when you took a slice the cheese was all gooey and hot and melted? Now it's like a layer of mold that just holds the toppings together.

Does real pizza not exist anymore?

yes. who orders from these cornball fast food pizza joints anyway? go yo your local italian or greek resteraunt anf you'll be ok.

Mutt 12-29-2011 06:13 AM

what he said - there isn't a small town i've ever been in that doesn't have at least a couple of mom and pop pizza places that make pizza 100 times better than a chain can.

i grew up in a pizza heaven, small city with a very large Italian immigrant population, there were half a dozen mom and pop pizza joints plus another 4 or 5 full service Italain food restaurants - all food made from scratch and mamma's recipe.

the best was from an old tavern/hotel called the Rex which had Pizza Alley- to get to the pizza part you went past the beverage room with old WWII bastards and high school kids drinking draft beer - god i loved the smell of stale beer, sometimes vomit, cigarettes and Italian food, i can smell it now.

one of our Italian neighbors was the sister of the guy who owned the Rex, the tomato sauce was home made and the tomatoes flown in fresh from California. to look at the pizza which only came in one size you'd think it would suck, it wasn't made to look good but to taste good.

all that said, for convenience and laziness and cost, i mostly order pizza from the chains.

i hate tipping, not because i begrudge the delivery guys making a decent buck, the pizza place should be paying them a good wage not passing the cost of delivery on to me via tipping the driver, I already pay enough for the food. 2 bucks is what I give.

chaze 12-29-2011 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18656480)
Do you tip the pizza delivery guy and how much???
i never do as the pizza is normally cold, squashed or late.

I throw em 2-3 buck usually.

Michael O 12-29-2011 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by junction (Post 18656591)
You realize the delivery driver doesn't get the delivery fee don't you?

Not my problem.
Here in Thailand when I go to a local restaurant I get a bill and I tip when I got to Bangkok most places add tax and tip to the bill, 15-20% on top of the advertised price and then I do not tip since it obviously included in the price and if the restaurant do not pass it on to their employees not my problem I am not paying 30-40% more than the advertised price.
The whole being forced to tip is a silly idea, pay your employees what they deserve so they do not rely on the tip and don't put me your customer in a situation where I feel like I am forced to tip to get decent service.

Michael O 12-29-2011 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 18656988)
1.00 If they forget the cheese and peppers


3.00 if they have it :thumbsup

So if you do not get what you ordered you still tip? If it were me I would refuse to accept the order and then order another pizza from a different place.

CaptainHowdy 12-29-2011 07:20 AM

I prefer pizza joints ...

http://for91days.com/photos/Buenos%2...y-Pizzeria.jpg

http://www.try2cook.com/blog/wp-cont...es-368x300.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kQl6MXf4hy...rin-a-full.jpg

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs387...._2097607_n.jpg

Michael O 12-29-2011 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 18657573)
That is sad. Whoever has had this argument should experience real pizza at least once. Be it NY or... ::shudder:: chicago style.

If I lived in the US I would never order from Papa Johns, Pizza hut or a chain restaurant like that. I have experienced REAL NY pizza, you can always find a small pizza place in making real pizza instead of the chain crap.


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