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mrgica · 12-18-2011, 06:05 PM

Joe Pesci made all my dreams come true, hes a powerful dude.

TheSquealer · 12-18-2011, 06:07 PM

What an odd way to come out of the closet.

MrMaxwell · 12-18-2011, 06:24 PM

You're doing it wrong

Caligari · 12-18-2011, 06:37 PM

I pray that Joe Pesci does more mob movies where he plays the exact same annoying character.

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NaughtyVisions · 12-18-2011, 06:40 PM

Get your own material...

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You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit.

I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50 percent rate. Half the time I get what I want. Half the time I don't. Same as God 50-50. Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit's foot, and the wishing well. Same as the mojo man. Same as the voodoo lady who tells your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same; 50-50. So just pick your superstitions, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself.

bignasty · 12-18-2011, 08:18 PM

garce · 12-19-2011, 03:29 PM

Joe Pesci... He's that guy that can only get work selling chocolate bars, right?

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