Huge pimple on my neck... - GoFuckYourself.com

Ca$h · 12-13-2011, 07:59 PM

I know gfy has become the place to go for this kind of shit. So how do I get rid of it? I like to hear from green nicks, I hear they specialize in this kind of matter on this board.

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 08:23 PM

Squeeze it mate

Operator · 12-13-2011, 08:30 PM

Pop it dude

Ca$h · 12-13-2011, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Squeeze it mate

Still 3000+ posts to go mate before you qualify for this kind of problem solving.
So I guess, I can not use your advice yet. But thanks anyway mate

Dead · 12-13-2011, 08:43 PM

"Take a hot poker and shove it up your ass. This will not only make you forget about the pimple but in turn, you will get a cheap thrill."
That was the answer I got here when I looked for medical advice......grain of salt!
Good Luck!

Mutt · 12-13-2011, 09:00 PM

maybe it's a skin tag and not a pimple. if it is a skin tag a doctor can zap it off or there's some ointment i think that will dissolve it over a period of time.

BIGTYMER · 12-13-2011, 09:33 PM

Stick a hot needle in it. Burn the tip of the needle with a lighter first.

2MuchMark · 12-13-2011, 10:08 PM

Whatever you do, don't search for ZIT on Youtube. You will see some really disgusting shit on there...

adultchatpay · 12-13-2011, 10:10 PM

place the "eye" on the tip of a bottle.. then hit the bottles butt as hard as you can. Something will pop out.

Mr Pheer · 12-13-2011, 10:44 PM

Put the plunger in the toilet and then sit on it.

96ukssob · 12-13-2011, 10:49 PM

the best way is to go through the front of your neck to get it, dont try from behind. Get some type of poker and push through from the front of your neck but don't worry, your throat will heal pretty quick, then pop it from the inside

DamageX · 12-13-2011, 10:51 PM

That's not a pimple, that's your head.

anexsia · 12-13-2011, 11:04 PM

Anyone else sometimes hope a pimple appears just so they can pop it? My ex would sometimes break out on her back and I got addicted to popping them for her...she would get pissed off though because the next day her back would be so red from me trying to pop anything that looked like a pimple or blackhead lol.

SmokeyTheBear · 12-13-2011, 11:08 PM

leave it alone . don't search it , or pop it or mess with it. it will beg gone in 5 days , if not ask a doctor

icymelon · 12-14-2011, 01:14 AM

my gf said to search bot fly zit. I wont do it.

BIGTYMER · 12-14-2011, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by icymelon

my gf said to search bot fly zit. I wont do it.

So gross. My buddy went to Brazil and got one on his forehead.

Paul Markham · 12-14-2011, 02:14 AM

Go see a doctor, it could be a zit or could be worse. It could be the start of something.

adultchatpay · 12-14-2011, 03:47 AM

let us know after 5 days, if it's still there, you really need to worry.

marlboroack · 12-14-2011, 03:49 AM

If you wait, i can be there in a few hours to make a video of us making a mess.

BIGTYMER · 12-14-2011, 03:53 AM

Sounds like the start of leprosy..

ArsewithClass · 12-14-2011, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ca$h

Still 3000+ posts to go mate before you qualify for this kind of problem solving.
So I guess, I can not use your advice yet. But thanks anyway mate

Very well. Let's hope I ain't the only one around if you're choking, I've only done the Heimlich a few times.... Would you ask their qualifications then too

seeandsee · 12-14-2011, 04:47 AM

when you get weak in middle of night pull all out with squizz, it will hurt less because your mind will be half in sleep mode, and sqizz all shit form it

u-Bob · 12-14-2011, 05:04 AM

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waltgator · 12-15-2011, 03:08 PM

wtf?! no pics of that bad boy?!?!

Overload · 12-15-2011, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Squeeze it mate

he said HUGE ... so ... HUG it

Helix · 12-15-2011, 03:29 PM

use vice-grips

Jet Set Cat · 12-15-2011, 03:59 PM

It’s the Viagra you took got stuck in your throat, next time drink lots of water.

ArsewithClass · 12-15-2011, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltgator

wtf?! no pics of that bad boy?!?!

Damn right... this thread is useless without pics

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet Set Cat

It?s the Viagra you took got stuck in your throat, next time drink lots of water so it does what it should where it should.

PML, I can just imagine this huge blue pill poking out of his neck

pornmasta · 12-15-2011, 04:33 PM

Put the video on youtube:

pornmasta · 12-15-2011, 04:43 PM

CyberHustler · 12-15-2011, 04:43 PM

Dude, you got herpes on yo neck....

RussianEvilutionProd · 12-16-2011, 08:20 AM

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Sophie Delancey · 12-16-2011, 10:26 AM

On the off-chance that it's something other than a zit, I'd get it checked out by a pro. Squeezing a cyst or something could cause a bad infection.

PR_Glen · 12-16-2011, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

the best way is to go through the front of your neck to get it, dont try from behind. Get some type of poker and push through from the front of your neck but don't worry, your throat will heal pretty quick, then pop it from the inside

i would have suggested you go through the anus but this way may be a lot quicker... nicely done...

CyberHustler · 12-16-2011, 12:44 PM

NaughtyVisions · 12-16-2011, 12:46 PM

12-13-2011, 07:59 PM	#1
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anexsia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,735	Anyone else sometimes hope a pimple appears just so they can pop it? My ex would sometimes break out on her back and I got addicted to popping them for her...she would get pissed off though because the next day her back would be so red from me trying to pop anything that looked like a pimple or blackhead lol. Last edited by anexsia; 12-13-2011 at 11:05 PM..

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