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beks001 · 12-15-2011, 05:48 PM

Webmasters....what's the best gift you gotten from sponsors this year? Since I don't make shat for sale I'll prob get a big "go screw" for Xmas. But whales....enlighten me on what I'm missing out on!

Spunky · 12-15-2011, 05:54 PM

Hookers and Blow!

lucas131 · 12-15-2011, 06:02 PM

it is 2011, no more gifts for anyone. but you can still get some on webmasters meetings

Lace · 12-15-2011, 06:11 PM

I lost a lot of sites this year and my sales are horrible so I haven't received much but a few thanks. Not that I can complain.

Nicky · 12-15-2011, 06:11 PM

Last year I got some gift certificates. I miss the old days when you would get a gift basket with champagne etc fed-ex'd to sweden hehe

pornmasta · 12-15-2011, 06:22 PM

Free deflowering

beks001 · 12-15-2011, 06:28 PM

I'm surprised no one came out and said..... They thought getting the check in the mail was the gift hahaha

FreeHugeMovies · 12-15-2011, 06:32 PM

Duke Dollars was kind enough to send me a wii!

Robbie · 12-15-2011, 06:36 PM

We were just talking the other day about how different it is in the piracy era as opposed to a few years back.

Gifts used to come like crazy at Christmas from almost every program I promoted. But just like "reward points" that affiliate programs used to have...that's become a thing of the past, just like the big Internext shows with outrageous booths and tons of money being spent.

Maybe Manwin will send me a gift? lol

rogueteens · 12-15-2011, 07:07 PM

Not even a card so far this year

I've never been showered with gifts, an ipod was my best but i normally used to get a card or two.

brassmonkey · 12-15-2011, 07:14 PM

a card from paper street

Lace · 12-15-2011, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

I lost a lot of sites this year and my sales are horrible so I haven't received much but a few thanks. Not that I can complain.

Quote:

Originally Posted by beks001

I'm surprised no one came out and said..... They thought getting the check in the mail was the gift hahaha

..and this is why I'm not complaining

TurboAngel · 12-15-2011, 07:47 PM

The old day's were good but I haven't even received a card yet this year.

Fat Panda · 12-15-2011, 07:59 PM

last year I did over $30,000 in sales with one program and didn't even get a fucking card. i suppose getting paid ontime like clockwork was my present

Pink Misfit · 12-15-2011, 08:08 PM

I got an android this year which was a surprise but it was from a water bottle company that I promote lol not an adult one :/

Phoenix · 12-15-2011, 08:54 PM

i got a kindle fire the other day
it is kinda cool
i usually get a couple gifts here and there or a trip now and then

misterhhs · 12-16-2011, 05:31 AM

I got for this christmas a free newsletter with affiliate links.

CamTraffic · 12-16-2011, 05:35 AM

getting paid (and) on time is all i want nowadays

Roald · 12-16-2011, 05:55 AM

It is like Robbie said already, not much. Getting payments in time is a great gift already these days ;)

Oh Manwin got me a Paddock (club suite) ticket for the GP of Belgium. That was pretty damn nice ;)))

Slick · 12-16-2011, 05:59 AM

Yeah, years ago was nice, I'd get all kinds of surprises, from a basket of different candies to a turkey, but the two best things I've got were an Ipod, when they first came out and a nice Canon camera, but it's been a few years since I've gotten anything more than a card and even those are scarce these days.

babymaker · 12-16-2011, 06:01 AM

Not even a card this year lol, never really got anything but cards even when sales were jumping in 2006 - 2008.5 Now I aint making shit really so doubt even cards will come lol :D

nickutis · 12-16-2011, 06:03 AM

Last year Sexkey sent me a Logitech Revue GoogleTV device..

Also got some greeting cards but don't remember any names now

CurrentlySober · 12-16-2011, 06:04 AM

i got a fresh turd thru the post, wrapped in festive paper...

marlboroack · 12-16-2011, 06:19 AM

I haven't gotten shit. I want teeshirts damn it.

Failed · 12-16-2011, 07:32 AM

The highest amount I made a single sponsor this year was approximately 18k. That should get me a small gift, shouldn't it? Cough*Vendzilla*Cough

kane · 12-16-2011, 08:06 AM

Back in the day I got a few cool things. One program sent me a bottle of Dom and some Omaha steaks. I got several gift cards from different programs. One sent me a big box of gourmet chocolates and another sent me an Xbox. I also got a digital camera from one. The coolest thing I got though was cash. in 1999 a company that was new had a great site that I came up with a killer text ad for and it converted like wildfire. They launched in the middle of the year and I ended up being their top affiliate for the year. They sent me a bonus check that was for 10% of everything I had earned that year. It was a nice little surprise. Sadly the site went to shit, the company fell apart and disappeared. They still owe me a few grand.

Those days seem long gone. Now I am happy when a company pays me on time.

ilnjscb · 12-16-2011, 08:08 AM

No more virginity for me! I'm an AFFILIATE!

kane · 12-16-2011, 08:08 AM

Another thing I remember was back before there was epass or paxum and everyone got paid by check a lot of companies would fed ex their checks for free at Christmas time so that people got them for the holiday.

NikKay · 12-16-2011, 02:19 PM

This year so far only a gift basket with champagne and chocolates... last year the best was a Macbook Air! Hopefully there's more in the mail. ;)

epitome · 12-16-2011, 03:17 PM

With the air of desperation these days many program owners are probably trying to figure out how to afford presents for their own families.

Sid70 · 12-16-2011, 03:18 PM

so cheap ass lately.

SekobA · 12-16-2011, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by misterhhs

I got for this christmas a free newsletter with affiliate links.

Adult Insider Dave · 12-16-2011, 03:42 PM

Straight cash homie, to quote my former favorite football player.

12-15-2011, 05:48 PM	#1
beks001 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,837	Webmaster gifts for affiliates Webmasters....what's the best gift you gotten from sponsors this year? Since I don't make shat for sale I'll prob get a big "go screw" for Xmas. But whales....enlighten me on what I'm missing out on!

12-15-2011, 05:54 PM	#2
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12-15-2011, 06:11 PM	#4
Lace Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,116	I lost a lot of sites this year and my sales are horrible so I haven't received much but a few thanks. Not that I can complain. __________________ Your Paysite Partner Strength In Numbers! StickyDollars \| RadicalCash \| KennysPennies \| HomegrownCash

12-15-2011, 06:11 PM	#5
Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	Last year I got some gift certificates. I miss the old days when you would get a gift basket with champagne etc fed-ex'd to sweden hehe __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

12-15-2011, 06:28 PM	#7
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12-15-2011, 06:02 PM	#3
lucas131 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 11,475	it is 2011, no more gifts for anyone. but you can still get some on webmasters meetings

12-15-2011, 06:22 PM	#6
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,168	Free deflowering

12-15-2011, 06:32 PM	#8
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	Duke Dollars was kind enough to send me a wii!

12-15-2011, 06:36 PM	#9
Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,959	We were just talking the other day about how different it is in the piracy era as opposed to a few years back. Gifts used to come like crazy at Christmas from almost every program I promoted. But just like "reward points" that affiliate programs used to have...that's become a thing of the past, just like the big Internext shows with outrageous booths and tons of money being spent. Maybe Manwin will send me a gift? lol __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

12-15-2011, 07:07 PM	#10
rogueteens So fucking bland Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: England Posts: 8,005	Not even a card so far this year I've never been showered with gifts, an ipod was my best but i normally used to get a card or two. __________________ Free traffic and backlinks from one of the fastest growing adult pinsites on the net - SAUCY PICTURES! Easily my best performing webcam sponsor - CLICK HERE!!

12-15-2011, 07:14 PM	#11
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,169	a card from paper street __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

12-15-2011, 07:47 PM	#13
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	The old day's were good but I haven't even received a card yet this year.

12-15-2011, 07:59 PM	#14
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	last year I did over $30,000 in sales with one program and didn't even get a fucking card. i suppose getting paid ontime like clockwork was my present

12-15-2011, 08:08 PM	#15
Pink Misfit xXxAffiliateReviews.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: US Posts: 1,035	I got an android this year which was a surprise but it was from a water bottle company that I promote lol not an adult one :/ __________________ Available for VA assistance, customer service, sales and support, content writer, etc! Contact: [email protected]

12-15-2011, 08:54 PM	#16
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,457	i got a kindle fire the other day it is kinda cool i usually get a couple gifts here and there or a trip now and then __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

12-16-2011, 05:31 AM	#17
misterhhs Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 165	I got for this christmas a free newsletter with affiliate links.

12-16-2011, 05:35 AM	#18
CamTraffic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Paris - Miami Posts: 6,537	getting paid (and) on time is all i want nowadays __________________ I am always buying traffic and white labels. Hit me up. Email me HERE!

12-16-2011, 05:55 AM	#19
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,884	It is like Robbie said already, not much. Getting payments in time is a great gift already these days ;) Oh Manwin got me a Paddock (club suite) ticket for the GP of Belgium. That was pretty damn nice ;))) __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

12-16-2011, 05:59 AM	#20
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Yeah, years ago was nice, I'd get all kinds of surprises, from a basket of different candies to a turkey, but the two best things I've got were an Ipod, when they first came out and a nice Canon camera, but it's been a few years since I've gotten anything more than a card and even those are scarce these days.

12-16-2011, 06:01 AM	#21
babymaker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: philly Posts: 4,751	Not even a card this year lol, never really got anything but cards even when sales were jumping in 2006 - 2008.5 Now I aint making shit really so doubt even cards will come lol :D __________________ $99mo Hosted CMS From ElevatedX! ICQ 293125596

12-16-2011, 06:03 AM	#22
nickutis Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 719	Last year Sexkey sent me a Logitech Revue GoogleTV device.. Also got some greeting cards but don't remember any names now

12-16-2011, 06:04 AM	#23
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,614	i got a fresh turd thru the post, wrapped in festive paper... __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

12-16-2011, 06:19 AM	#24
marlboroack So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: ☣ Posts: 9,327	I haven't gotten shit. I want teeshirts damn it.

12-16-2011, 07:32 AM	#25
Failed Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 2,301	The highest amount I made a single sponsor this year was approximately 18k. That should get me a small gift, shouldn't it? CoughVendzillaCough

12-16-2011, 08:06 AM	#26
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Back in the day I got a few cool things. One program sent me a bottle of Dom and some Omaha steaks. I got several gift cards from different programs. One sent me a big box of gourmet chocolates and another sent me an Xbox. I also got a digital camera from one. The coolest thing I got though was cash. in 1999 a company that was new had a great site that I came up with a killer text ad for and it converted like wildfire. They launched in the middle of the year and I ended up being their top affiliate for the year. They sent me a bonus check that was for 10% of everything I had earned that year. It was a nice little surprise. Sadly the site went to shit, the company fell apart and disappeared. They still owe me a few grand. Those days seem long gone. Now I am happy when a company pays me on time. Last edited by kane; 12-16-2011 at 08:07 AM..

12-16-2011, 08:08 AM	#27
ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,854	No more virginity for me! I'm an AFFILIATE!

12-16-2011, 02:19 PM	#29
NikKay Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,642	This year so far only a gift basket with champagne and chocolates... last year the best was a Macbook Air! Hopefully there's more in the mail. ;)

12-16-2011, 03:17 PM	#30
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	With the air of desperation these days many program owners are probably trying to figure out how to afford presents for their own families.

12-16-2011, 03:18 PM	#31
Sid70 Downshifter Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Road trip Posts: 16,413	so cheap ass lately. __________________ Русня, идите нахуй!

12-16-2011, 03:42 PM	#33
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