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beks001 12-15-2011 05:48 PM

Webmaster gifts for affiliates
 
Webmasters....what's the best gift you gotten from sponsors this year? Since I don't make shat for sale I'll prob get a big "go screw" for Xmas. But whales....enlighten me on what I'm missing out on! :)

Spunky 12-15-2011 05:54 PM

Hookers and Blow!

lucas131 12-15-2011 06:02 PM

it is 2011, no more gifts for anyone. but you can still get some on webmasters meetings

Lace 12-15-2011 06:11 PM

I lost a lot of sites this year and my sales are horrible so I haven't received much but a few thanks. Not that I can complain.

Nicky 12-15-2011 06:11 PM

Last year I got some gift certificates. I miss the old days when you would get a gift basket with champagne etc fed-ex'd to sweden hehe

pornmasta 12-15-2011 06:22 PM

Free deflowering

beks001 12-15-2011 06:28 PM

I'm surprised no one came out and said..... They thought getting the check in the mail was the gift hahaha

FreeHugeMovies 12-15-2011 06:32 PM

Duke Dollars was kind enough to send me a wii!

Robbie 12-15-2011 06:36 PM

We were just talking the other day about how different it is in the piracy era as opposed to a few years back.

Gifts used to come like crazy at Christmas from almost every program I promoted. But just like "reward points" that affiliate programs used to have...that's become a thing of the past, just like the big Internext shows with outrageous booths and tons of money being spent.

Maybe Manwin will send me a gift? lol

rogueteens 12-15-2011 07:07 PM

Not even a card so far this year :( I've never been showered with gifts, an ipod was my best but i normally used to get a card or two.

brassmonkey 12-15-2011 07:14 PM

a card from paper street

Lace 12-15-2011 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 18633580)
I lost a lot of sites this year and my sales are horrible so I haven't received much but a few thanks. Not that I can complain.

Quote:

Originally Posted by beks001 (Post 18633596)
I'm surprised no one came out and said..... They thought getting the check in the mail was the gift hahaha

..and this is why I'm not complaining :winkwink:

TurboAngel 12-15-2011 07:47 PM

The old day's were good but I haven't even received a card yet this year.

:(

Fat Panda 12-15-2011 07:59 PM

last year I did over $30,000 in sales with one program and didn't even get a fucking card. i suppose getting paid ontime like clockwork was my present

Pink Misfit 12-15-2011 08:08 PM

I got an android this year which was a surprise but it was from a water bottle company that I promote lol not an adult one :/

Phoenix 12-15-2011 08:54 PM

i got a kindle fire the other day
it is kinda cool
i usually get a couple gifts here and there or a trip now and then

misterhhs 12-16-2011 05:31 AM

I got for this christmas a free newsletter with affiliate links.

CamTraffic 12-16-2011 05:35 AM

getting paid (and) on time is all i want nowadays

Roald 12-16-2011 05:55 AM

It is like Robbie said already, not much. Getting payments in time is a great gift already these days ;)

Oh Manwin got me a Paddock (club suite) ticket for the GP of Belgium. That was pretty damn nice ;)))

Slick 12-16-2011 05:59 AM

Yeah, years ago was nice, I'd get all kinds of surprises, from a basket of different candies to a turkey, but the two best things I've got were an Ipod, when they first came out and a nice Canon camera, but it's been a few years since I've gotten anything more than a card and even those are scarce these days.

babymaker 12-16-2011 06:01 AM

Not even a card this year lol, never really got anything but cards even when sales were jumping in 2006 - 2008.5 Now I aint making shit really so doubt even cards will come lol :D

nickutis 12-16-2011 06:03 AM

Last year Sexkey sent me a Logitech Revue GoogleTV device..


Also got some greeting cards but don't remember any names now :)

CurrentlySober 12-16-2011 06:04 AM

i got a fresh turd thru the post, wrapped in festive paper...

marlboroack 12-16-2011 06:19 AM

I haven't gotten shit. I want teeshirts damn it.

Failed 12-16-2011 07:32 AM

The highest amount I made a single sponsor this year was approximately 18k. That should get me a small gift, shouldn't it? Cough*Vendzilla*Cough

kane 12-16-2011 08:06 AM

Back in the day I got a few cool things. One program sent me a bottle of Dom and some Omaha steaks. I got several gift cards from different programs. One sent me a big box of gourmet chocolates and another sent me an Xbox. I also got a digital camera from one. The coolest thing I got though was cash. in 1999 a company that was new had a great site that I came up with a killer text ad for and it converted like wildfire. They launched in the middle of the year and I ended up being their top affiliate for the year. They sent me a bonus check that was for 10% of everything I had earned that year. It was a nice little surprise. Sadly the site went to shit, the company fell apart and disappeared. They still owe me a few grand.

Those days seem long gone. Now I am happy when a company pays me on time.

ilnjscb 12-16-2011 08:08 AM

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-H.../red+beard.JPG

No more virginity for me! I'm an AFFILIATE!

kane 12-16-2011 08:08 AM

Another thing I remember was back before there was epass or paxum and everyone got paid by check a lot of companies would fed ex their checks for free at Christmas time so that people got them for the holiday.

NikKay 12-16-2011 02:19 PM

This year so far only a gift basket with champagne and chocolates... last year the best was a Macbook Air! Hopefully there's more in the mail. ;)

epitome 12-16-2011 03:17 PM

With the air of desperation these days many program owners are probably trying to figure out how to afford presents for their own families.

Sid70 12-16-2011 03:18 PM

so cheap ass lately.

SekobA 12-16-2011 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by misterhhs (Post 18634220)
I got for this christmas a free newsletter with affiliate links.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Adult Insider Dave 12-16-2011 03:42 PM

Straight cash homie, to quote my former favorite football player.


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