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CaptainHowdy 12-14-2011 06:36 AM

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nico-t 12-14-2011 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628517)
my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

youdeserve 12-14-2011 06:56 AM

Look, with 45k a year you can be a KING here in Hungary, and all the money hunger sluts will be on your dick 24/7 for not too much money :)

MrBottomTooth 12-14-2011 07:00 AM

Those brits sure know how to derail a thread.

:upsidedow

seeandsee 12-14-2011 07:03 AM

Gfy member ALTER EGO is poping it up

digitalfantasies 12-14-2011 07:16 AM

Quote:

my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AnimeFevers 12-14-2011 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18628404)
hasn't been laid by unpaid pussy since my last GF almost 10 years ago.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


I feel sorry for ya mate, go hit the gym your only 27, If you have an ugly ass face at least if you have a good body you have some kind of chance of getting laid.

DVTimes 12-14-2011 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628517)
my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132


he he he

ha ha ha

ps

she is a protitute and your a pimp.

Sophie Delancey 12-14-2011 11:43 AM

All this drama asides, here's what I'd say:

Become a more interesting person. If you're into solitary activities, you're not very knowledgeable/well-read and you don't have very expansive tastes, develop those areas. Read more books, develop a well-rounded political opinion, learn more about the arts... Then take these interests and do social things with them. Join an organization supporting a specific political cause, volunteer at an animal shelter, get involved in a community arts organization... You'll meet people there and you'll actually have something to say. Looks don't matter nearly as much as you think if you're a genuinely interesting person with an air of confidence.

porno jew 12-14-2011 11:47 AM

move to some third world hellhole and become the king of some village.

d-null 12-14-2011 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sophie Delancey (Post 18630272)
Looks don't matter nearly as much as you think if you're a genuinely interesting person with an air of confidence.

while I know you are trying to be helpful to the guy, you are actually inadvertantly rubbing it in a little more, the guy has no confidence either, and that is not something he is going to magically get or be able to fake, some have it some don't :2 cents:

The Heron 12-14-2011 12:09 PM

Lose weight, be friendly, make more money

mfer 12-14-2011 06:27 PM

Thanks for the advice. I guess I should have said I'm self conscious because I have fucked up teeth. So I'm very timid approaching a woman. I'm saving to get veneers, but that will not be for a few years. I'm not so ugly that average girls haven't gave me the eye or try to start a conversation. (but im pretty shy in this regard and things fizzle out). But, I'm ugly enough to never attract a women at a clubs or similar scene. And I just don't have that American alpha male attitude to compete with the guys there.

Pretty much I havent had a real GF since freshman year of college =(

I'm in decent shape. 5'6 (short squirt) 158lbs, MMA training, Strength and conditioning 3x a week. Maybe my wardrobe sponsored by Goodwill should be changed. I have a hard time making and keeping eye contact. I'm starting to gain better confidence this year, so hopefully I'll get a fat chick soon. I'm so lonely I would probably love her and buy her things.

Thanks for teh advice again.

p.s Been doing yoga to increase flexibility for grappling and I can almost suck my own dick now (5 inches)

porno jew 12-14-2011 06:30 PM

your trolling jumped the shark right there.

brassmonkey 12-14-2011 06:34 PM

you wanna split a horse? somebody around here might share with you. :)

NetHorse 12-14-2011 06:46 PM

There is a lot of material out there, but all of it is useless without action. "Game" isn't something you read in a book, it's something that happens overtime as you build momentum / success with women.

Those books tell you that looks don't matter, that's all bullshit, obviously women prefer men that are tall, good looking with big dicks. :1orglaugh However, what is true is that women DO place WAY less importance in appearances than we do in women. :winkwink:

You need to learn the basics of how to successfully interact with women then just put yourself out there. Approach women on a daily basis with the right knowledge, if you keep doing it you will get better at interacting with women, PERIOD.

You also need to change your beliefs, if you aren't comfortable in your own skin your slump will continue. The self deprecating shit about how ugly you are is a like drug, a self perpetuating cycle , drop it.

NetHorse 12-14-2011 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18631198)

p.s Been doing yoga to increase flexibility for grappling and I can almost suck my own dick now (5 inches)

Dammit I think I just gave advice to a troll. Well done sire. :1orglaugh

lagcam 12-14-2011 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18629601)
Those brits sure know how to derail a thread.

:upsidedow

I think they are just trying to cheer up the OP by showing him that he is nowhere near as sad as they are.

brassmonkey 12-14-2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18631198)
Thanks for the advice. I guess I should have said I'm self conscious because I have fucked up teeth. So I'm very timid approaching a woman. I'm saving to get veneers, but that will not be for a few years. I'm not so ugly that average girls haven't gave me the eye or try to start a conversation. (but im pretty shy in this regard and things fizzle out). But, I'm ugly enough to never attract a women at a clubs or similar scene. And I just don't have that American alpha male attitude to compete with the guys there.

Pretty much I havent had a real GF since freshman year of college =(

I'm in decent shape. 5'6 (short squirt) 158lbs, MMA training, Strength and conditioning 3x a week. Maybe my wardrobe sponsored by Goodwill should be changed. I have a hard time making and keeping eye contact. I'm starting to gain better confidence this year, so hopefully I'll get a fat chick soon. I'm so lonely I would probably love her and buy her things.

Thanks for teh advice again.

p.s Been doing yoga to increase flexibility for grappling and I can almost suck my own dick now (5 inches)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 12-14-2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 18631229)
I think they are just trying to cheer up the OP by showing him that he is nowhere near as sad as they are.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I know i'm one of 'the brits'... but that's funny :pimp

ArsewithClass 12-14-2011 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18631198)
And I just don't have that American alpha male attitude to compete with the guys there.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup


Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18631198)
p.s Been doing yoga to increase flexibility for grappling and I can almost suck my own dick now (5 inches)

:1orglaugh Nice one.... I can't suck my own dick & I weigh 180lb at 5'10 while doing Muay Thai & Moo Duk Kwan all my life :thumbsup


Maybe this is what you need to use to pull the birds in the clubs... use this... problem solved


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:pimp

DamianJ 12-15-2011 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18631246)
I can't suck my own dick

It's sweet you try though.

Jel 12-15-2011 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18628509)
Try yessignals.com. Warning, you will be stealing your best friends' women if you are not careful. Be sure to read the disclaimer on the site.

edit: missed it by that much

lol wtf, played the 1st vid, and laughed. Guy walks in, 30 seconds later, girl is all over him, and that's some kind of technique? :1orglaugh

Sophie Delancey 12-15-2011 08:10 AM

Trollololololol. But just for any other non-trolls out there, I think that confidence does grow the more you invest in yourself.


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