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Spunky 12-13-2011 07:45 PM

Just lie through your teeth and whip out an 8 ball

WarChild 12-13-2011 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628677)
Let's get this right.... You're asking me if I'll have a good cry?? Why :1orglaugh

I have a woman in a 13 year relationship with a tight pussy, a lovely pair of tits, a nice face & I can get any woman I want any day... :1orglaugh :thumbsup


Back off War pussy :thumbsup



As asked in my first post in this thread.... Is the thread poster DVtimes... he says he is fugly... DV is fery fery fugly..... And here's the betting, war pussy, I bet you are too :pimp

Any woman you want? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The difference between you and me, well besides the fact that I'm much smarter than you and I make sales and you don't, is that I could bang your woman for 100 pounds and my woman wouldn't give you the time of day for any price. Of course I wouldn't fuck that monster of yours no matter how much you paid me.

alias 12-13-2011 07:47 PM

English crew is up late tonight.

2:47am Wednesday (GMT) - Time in London, UK

ArsewithClass 12-13-2011 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628717)
DV, you're a loser mate :thumbsup

Do I look bothered, or is it you posting pics of me, acting like a jealous little boy :2 cents:


Happy Christmas...

http://adult-excitement.co.uk/resour...delight/l1.jpg

See many more hardcore amateur productions at www.adult-excitement.co.uk/freetour.html :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18628726)
who is that extremely ugly whore and retarded guy?

Now that's pretty obvious you've got some sort of emotional problem is you think Natalie is ugly :1orglaugh


You fugly like DV too ? :pimp

DVTimes 12-13-2011 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18628726)
who is that extremely ugly whore and retarded guy?

Thats Gary/ArsewithClass and his wife/only model of his 7 or so sites. He was trying to sell his sites not so long ago but no one wanted them.

he he

oh well, i am sure he will spam his sites for many years hoping somone will promote them.

sad aint it.

ArsewithClass 12-13-2011 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18628733)
Any woman you want? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The difference between you and me, well besides the fact that I'm much smarter than you and I make sales and you don't, is that I could bang your woman for 100 pounds and my woman wouldn't give you the time of day for any price. Of course I wouldn't fuck that monster of yours no matter how much you paid me.

You're right, you could bang my lady for 100pounds... leaving Natalie cringing afterwards...


Then again, I get my lady for free & any other lady with my lovely lady... :pimp





Yeah, you're right, it is different... You fucking dick head :1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 12-13-2011 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18628742)
He was trying to sell his sites not so long ago but no one wanted them.

Proof or banned :pimp

ArsewithClass 12-13-2011 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18628742)
i am sure he will spam his sites for many years

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It's you that keeps putting my content into threads & promote my links from your sig... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




You really prove yourself all the time :thumbsup

Dubya 12-13-2011 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628740)
Now that's pretty obvious you've got some sort of emotional problem is you think Natalie is ugly

Actually at first I thought it was two guys, then looked hard and realized it's two females.

DVTimes 12-13-2011 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628751)
Proof or banned :pimp

bit thick aint you?

if somone wanted them they would be sold.

but you got 4 sales so no one wanted them.

you became a joke.

you got upset.

then you got baned from the uk forum.

you then came on to gfy.com in the hope to spam your sites.

you have so far not posted more than 2 models on your sites? so cclearly you cannot afford to do shoots.

sad

go back to pimping your wife for unprotected sex with strangers.

night

DVTimes 12-13-2011 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18628757)
Actually at first I thought it was two guys, then looked hard and realized it's two females.

he he he

made my day that.

to be honest most people think the same.

DVTimes 12-13-2011 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628754)



You really prove yourself all the time :thumbsup

i prove myself all the time? is that suposed to mean anything?

* please do not mock gary, he left school at about 11 years old so never got a decent education. this is why he thinks he can tell if you have bad aids by looking at you. this is why he is happy for his wife to have unprotected sex with strangers when he pimps her out.

ArsewithClass 12-13-2011 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18628761)
bit thick aint you?

if somone wanted them they would be sold.

but you got 4 sales so no one wanted them.

Proof or banned


I still haven't seen any proof of this & I demand proof :2 cents:

DVTimes 12-13-2011 08:02 PM

gary, your posting this to show your site off?

no wonder you get no sales if this is the best you have.

http://adult-excitement.co.uk/resour...gmywife/l1.jpg

ArsewithClass 12-13-2011 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18628767)
i prove myself all the time? is that suposed to mean anything?

* please do not mock gary, he left school at about 11 years old

Proof or banned :pimp

Ca$h 12-13-2011 08:04 PM

very nice thread

DVTimes 12-13-2011 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628768)
Proof or banned


I still haven't seen any proof of this & I demand proof :2 cents:

proof of what?

you have admited your sites only get 4 sales and you admited you tried to sell your sites.

just do a search on this forum and the others you are banned from.

hope that helps.

night

i am off to bed now

i feel ill just chatting to you.

i hate to think what deseases your wife spreds.

ArsewithClass 12-13-2011 08:06 PM

Someone ban this fool... DVTIMES> I STATE YOU ARE A LIAR

proof, all of the above.


Now you post proof to show you are not a liar. Or I state, no one should do business with you as you are a con man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Con_Man

Quote:

A con artist, or a person who uses a fraud method known as a confidence trick
You have lied on all of the above & have no proof.... You are a con man. A trickster. The lowest of the low.

DVTimes 12-13-2011 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628776)
Someone ban this fool... DVTIMES> I STATE YOU ARE A LIAR

proof, all of the above.


Now you post proof to show you are not a liar. Or I state, no one should do business with you as you are a con man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Con_Man



You have lied on all of the above & have no proof.... You are a con man. A trickster. The lowest of the low.

i hope you can prove i am a con man.

please post proof.

ArsewithClass 12-13-2011 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18628777)
i hope you can prove i am a con man.

please post proof.

all of the above you fucking idiot.

I left school at 16.. You lied.

I make daily sales & was only going to sell one of my sites to grisey, not all of my sites. I have 16 sites, you lied!

You have lied to cause harm to my business.


You are a con man, a trickster. You should not be trusted.


There is the proof! All of this is infront of you... It is you that is the conman :2 cents:

ArsewithClass 12-13-2011 08:18 PM

After proving you, Adam, dv fugly times, is a con man, I am now off to bed.


And unlike you, I do not just say this, as you have on several occasions throughout this thread! :2 cents:



I am off to bed DVCONMANTIMES

porno jew 12-13-2011 08:26 PM

is dv "attempting to defraud a person or group by gaining their confidence?"

don't think so. looks like gary is getting banned from yet another board.

anexsia 12-13-2011 08:32 PM

Get a membership at Yes Signals!

Makaveli 12-13-2011 08:54 PM

Jesus, gfy is still the same old cess pool of losers its always been. Just a lot more slower then it used it be.

brassmonkey 12-13-2011 09:15 PM

any farm animals near by? hahahaha!!!!

johnnyloadproductions 12-13-2011 09:28 PM

I know plenty of people that haven't had much success. I'll be turning 27 in a week, I've been with 15 women, only 3 porn starlets.

It just depends, there are douchbags that go to parties all the time and get their numbers close to 100 but it's because there in the scene. If all you do is sit behind a computer typing on here, nothing ever happens.

Makes sure you get out more because I've found that if you hang out here and online too much you can almost start to form a phobia of the real world and become agoraphobic.

d-null 12-13-2011 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18628404)
I'm pretty much an ugly guy who hasn't been laid by unpaid pussy since ...

don't be too hard on yourself, there is no such thing as "unpaid", just different ways of paying :2 cents:

johnnyloadproductions 12-13-2011 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 18628888)
don't be too hard on yourself, there is no such thing as "unpaid", just different ways of paying :2 cents:

Couldn't say it better myself

WarChild 12-14-2011 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 18628888)
don't be too hard on yourself, there is no such thing as "unpaid", just different ways of paying :2 cents:

This simly isn't true for everyone. If it is for you maybe you need to look for more equal partnerships?

CaptainHowdy 12-14-2011 06:36 AM

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nico-t 12-14-2011 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628517)
my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

youdeserve 12-14-2011 06:56 AM

Look, with 45k a year you can be a KING here in Hungary, and all the money hunger sluts will be on your dick 24/7 for not too much money :)

seeandsee 12-14-2011 07:03 AM

Gfy member ALTER EGO is poping it up

digitalfantasies 12-14-2011 07:16 AM

Quote:

my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AnimeFevers 12-14-2011 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18628404)
hasn't been laid by unpaid pussy since my last GF almost 10 years ago.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


I feel sorry for ya mate, go hit the gym your only 27, If you have an ugly ass face at least if you have a good body you have some kind of chance of getting laid.

DVTimes 12-14-2011 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18628517)
my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132


he he he

ha ha ha

ps

she is a protitute and your a pimp.

Sophie Delancey 12-14-2011 11:43 AM

All this drama asides, here's what I'd say:

Become a more interesting person. If you're into solitary activities, you're not very knowledgeable/well-read and you don't have very expansive tastes, develop those areas. Read more books, develop a well-rounded political opinion, learn more about the arts... Then take these interests and do social things with them. Join an organization supporting a specific political cause, volunteer at an animal shelter, get involved in a community arts organization... You'll meet people there and you'll actually have something to say. Looks don't matter nearly as much as you think if you're a genuinely interesting person with an air of confidence.

porno jew 12-14-2011 11:47 AM

move to some third world hellhole and become the king of some village.

d-null 12-14-2011 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sophie Delancey (Post 18630272)
Looks don't matter nearly as much as you think if you're a genuinely interesting person with an air of confidence.

while I know you are trying to be helpful to the guy, you are actually inadvertantly rubbing it in a little more, the guy has no confidence either, and that is not something he is going to magically get or be able to fake, some have it some don't :2 cents:

The Heron 12-14-2011 12:09 PM

Lose weight, be friendly, make more money

mfer 12-14-2011 06:27 PM

Thanks for the advice. I guess I should have said I'm self conscious because I have fucked up teeth. So I'm very timid approaching a woman. I'm saving to get veneers, but that will not be for a few years. I'm not so ugly that average girls haven't gave me the eye or try to start a conversation. (but im pretty shy in this regard and things fizzle out). But, I'm ugly enough to never attract a women at a clubs or similar scene. And I just don't have that American alpha male attitude to compete with the guys there.

Pretty much I havent had a real GF since freshman year of college =(

I'm in decent shape. 5'6 (short squirt) 158lbs, MMA training, Strength and conditioning 3x a week. Maybe my wardrobe sponsored by Goodwill should be changed. I have a hard time making and keeping eye contact. I'm starting to gain better confidence this year, so hopefully I'll get a fat chick soon. I'm so lonely I would probably love her and buy her things.

Thanks for teh advice again.

p.s Been doing yoga to increase flexibility for grappling and I can almost suck my own dick now (5 inches)

porno jew 12-14-2011 06:30 PM

your trolling jumped the shark right there.

brassmonkey 12-14-2011 06:34 PM

you wanna split a horse? somebody around here might share with you. :)

NetHorse 12-14-2011 06:46 PM

There is a lot of material out there, but all of it is useless without action. "Game" isn't something you read in a book, it's something that happens overtime as you build momentum / success with women.

Those books tell you that looks don't matter, that's all bullshit, obviously women prefer men that are tall, good looking with big dicks. :1orglaugh However, what is true is that women DO place WAY less importance in appearances than we do in women. :winkwink:

You need to learn the basics of how to successfully interact with women then just put yourself out there. Approach women on a daily basis with the right knowledge, if you keep doing it you will get better at interacting with women, PERIOD.

You also need to change your beliefs, if you aren't comfortable in your own skin your slump will continue. The self deprecating shit about how ugly you are is a like drug, a self perpetuating cycle , drop it.

NetHorse 12-14-2011 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18631198)

p.s Been doing yoga to increase flexibility for grappling and I can almost suck my own dick now (5 inches)

Dammit I think I just gave advice to a troll. Well done sire. :1orglaugh

lagcam 12-14-2011 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18629601)
Those brits sure know how to derail a thread.

:upsidedow

I think they are just trying to cheer up the OP by showing him that he is nowhere near as sad as they are.

brassmonkey 12-14-2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18631198)
Thanks for the advice. I guess I should have said I'm self conscious because I have fucked up teeth. So I'm very timid approaching a woman. I'm saving to get veneers, but that will not be for a few years. I'm not so ugly that average girls haven't gave me the eye or try to start a conversation. (but im pretty shy in this regard and things fizzle out). But, I'm ugly enough to never attract a women at a clubs or similar scene. And I just don't have that American alpha male attitude to compete with the guys there.

Pretty much I havent had a real GF since freshman year of college =(

I'm in decent shape. 5'6 (short squirt) 158lbs, MMA training, Strength and conditioning 3x a week. Maybe my wardrobe sponsored by Goodwill should be changed. I have a hard time making and keeping eye contact. I'm starting to gain better confidence this year, so hopefully I'll get a fat chick soon. I'm so lonely I would probably love her and buy her things.

Thanks for teh advice again.

p.s Been doing yoga to increase flexibility for grappling and I can almost suck my own dick now (5 inches)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 12-14-2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 18631229)
I think they are just trying to cheer up the OP by showing him that he is nowhere near as sad as they are.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I know i'm one of 'the brits'... but that's funny :pimp

ArsewithClass 12-14-2011 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18631198)
And I just don't have that American alpha male attitude to compete with the guys there.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup


Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer (Post 18631198)
p.s Been doing yoga to increase flexibility for grappling and I can almost suck my own dick now (5 inches)

:1orglaugh Nice one.... I can't suck my own dick & I weigh 180lb at 5'10 while doing Muay Thai & Moo Duk Kwan all my life :thumbsup


Maybe this is what you need to use to pull the birds in the clubs... use this... problem solved


------------------------------thread closed-------------------------------

:pimp

DamianJ 12-15-2011 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18631246)
I can't suck my own dick

It's sweet you try though.


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