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HGrocer · 01-30-2003, 10:51 AM

Make sure to click on our banner ad on GFY to earn lot's of cash!! www.hornygrocer.com

Eric · 01-30-2003, 10:57 AM

Looks good. Nice a different for a change. Welcome our new advertiser to the board guys.

drunkdollars · 01-30-2003, 10:57 AM

Check out analaboriginal.com the new site we are working on .I think we should trade some traffic

heymatty · 01-30-2003, 10:57 AM

Looks good but your tour loaded very slow for me.

x-vision · 01-30-2003, 10:58 AM

is it me or is your site still loading 5 minutes later.

robfantasy · 01-30-2003, 11:00 AM

slow as fuck

gornyhuy · 01-30-2003, 11:01 AM

Yeah, your load time is horrible. I'm on a T1 here and it took minutes.

theWatsonian · 01-30-2003, 11:02 AM

If only that kind of stuff happened to me when I was working in a grocery store!

Rick Latona · 01-30-2003, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars
Check out analaboriginal.com the new site we are working on .I think we should trade some traffic

The site won't pull up for me. Let me know about it. If it is anything like http://www.savagesonblondes.com/ I'll send you a shit load of traffic. That site is on to something with the tour. Too bad the content is just blacks on blondes. Hit me up if your content is original and has to do with aboriginals getting anal on white chicks. It'll make a killing.

candyflip · 01-30-2003, 11:06 AM

Slooooooooooooooow load. Optimize baby!

DeanCapture · 01-30-2003, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HGrocer
Make sure to click on our banner ad on GFY to earn lot's of cash!! www.hornygrocer.com

Cool idea - but slooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Tried to watch the trailer and it stopped 5 times - would would pay for that?

Is that you Gregg? Who is the big titted girl? Looks like.....ummmm, Saraya Hope???

Laterz -

JFK · 01-30-2003, 11:58 AM

Neat Idea !

dantheman · 01-30-2003, 12:00 PM

looks good, just needs some speed(see below

Brown Bear · 01-30-2003, 12:02 PM

I like the logo. Who did the design?

Morgan · 01-30-2003, 12:33 PM

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Dveron · 01-30-2003, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
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You broke his site

VideoJ · 01-30-2003, 01:07 PM

That's my perverted partner on the site, PhotoGregg. The cutie he's holding is my naked video editor Shauna Banks

I'll have to update my signature...

BigFish · 01-30-2003, 01:11 PM

Slow for me too! lol

HGrocer · 01-30-2003, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by BigFish
Slow for me too! lol

We'll work on the speed problem. Should have it fixed later today. I hope this won't stop you from pushing traffic to it. All of your input and comments are greatly appreciated! Thanks.

UncleJimmy · 01-30-2003, 02:08 PM

verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

HGrocer · 01-30-2003, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by UncleJimmy
verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Spoke with PhotoGregg's partner a few minutes ago. Found out that there are a few minor errors in our code that need to be fixed that's affecting the download speed. Also, we've done 10 gig in transfer over the past 48 hours just on our preview pages alone. The combination of these two factors is killing our server. Stay tuned for maximum performance!!

Shoplifter · 01-30-2003, 02:38 PM

It's too slow to sell right now. Once it is fixed I will give it a go, most of my current programs are falling apart right now.

As well a lot of the graphics and thumbs are blurred. I see a lot of good sites with crappy graphics...just run it through Photoshop and sharpen it up.

LuSiD · 01-30-2003, 03:18 PM

Regarding Speed:
Ok, everyone... here's the deal... the site is completely automated with PHP and MySQL... the images haven't been caching properly, so everyone that has been viewing the site has been downloading EVERY IMAGE EVERY TIME. This has been fixed, and should be loading faster once a page is loaded in full for the first time. We are still dealing with bandwidth issues, but as of right now, the pages are optimized at full compression.

Regarding Image Quality:
Currently, we only have PHP 4.1.2 with GD 1.6.2 library installed on the server. The site has a VERY complex admin area that resizes the images, crops them, and stores the information of where those files are located in the database. The fact that these images are being resized and cropped by GD 1.6.2 as opposed to 2.x.x is why the images are blurry right now. GD 1.6.2 only has support for 256 color images. Now, I don't have to explain to everyone on GUI why TrueColor looks better than 256 colors. When the new library has been installed on the server, then all of the images will be recreated and there won't be any blurriness.

We are working on correcting these issues. Just stick around because the site is BLOWING UP with traffic right now.

VideoJ · 01-30-2003, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HGrocer

Spoke with PhotoGregg's partner a few minutes ago. Found out that there are a few minor errors in our code that need to be fixed that's affecting the download speed. Also, we've done 10 gig in transfer over the past 48 hours just on our preview pages alone. The combination of these two factors is killing our server. Stay tuned for maximum performance!!

Just to note, it's not my code, I'm just helping out. I much rather shoot naked women then write PHP code these days

HGrocer · 01-30-2003, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VideoJ

Just to note, it's not my code, I'm just helping out. I much rather shoot naked women then write PHP code these days

And I must admit that you are VERY GOOD at shooting naked women!! You can put me back to work shooting the stills anytime!! ;-)

Kre8t0r · 01-31-2003, 08:23 AM

Hey folks!
Just thought I'd pipe in here since I am the newest mouthpiece of the Photogregg empire!

Jerry is an awesome coder and Yes he does shoot nekkid women pretty damn good too! I only Hope to have a bit of Gregg & Jerry's talent rub off on me..

LuSiD · 01-31-2003, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kre8t0r
Hey folks!
Just thought I'd pipe in here since I am the newest mouthpiece of the Photogregg empire!

Jerry is an awesome coder and Yes he does shoot nekkid women pretty damn good too! I only Hope to have a bit of Gregg & Jerry's talent rub off on me..

Just to reiterate for the record what was said earlier by Jerry, he didn't write the code for this site. I did. And as far as the database problems that everyone was getting, that wasn't caused by my code, it was caused by the traffic to the site being so high that mySql didn't have enough open connections in it's configuration to handle it... I solved this issue as soon as it came up.

I don't mean for this post to sound rude at all even though it might come off that way. I just want to set the record straight for both Jerry's benefit and my own. While I have not experienced Jerry's coding abilities personally (although I'm sure they are quite good), he did provide some good suggestions on how to speed up the caching process, so I appreciate his input on the issue. I didn't exactly use his suggestions because it would require a lot of redesign of the site and provide only minimal increase in speed, but he sparked an idea in me of how I could do it without a lot of redesign, so for that I'm thankful.

Kre8t0r · 01-31-2003, 09:33 PM

LuSiD
Not rude at all. I was just stating things I know about the team I work with is all, not as to who did or didn't write the code or what was involved to get it right...

Although I think Gregg might have to see a dentist after all these sweet things he's been eating

And the props and stuff might not be helping either...LOL

Kre8t0r

LuSiD · 02-04-2003, 12:04 AM

Well, everything is smooth sailing now. The videos only take a few seconds to start and there's no slowdowns anymore. We are using a SMALL SMALL fraction of the bandwidth now, so all is good. So, for everyone out there noticing the slowdowns before, I recommend checking it out again because it's fast fast fast now.

And sign up for the Revshare program and make some money while you're at it. Later everyone! PEACE.

harvey · 02-04-2003, 12:50 AM

OK, guys, I'll bump it for you since it seems you don't talk enough between you everyday!

Imagine this everyday:

PhotoGreg: LuSiD, here's our new guy Kre8t0r
Lusid: Hi Kre8t0r, (turning) but who are you?
PG: I'm PhotoGreg and I work with you
Kre8t0r: Hi PhotoGreg, I'm Kre8t0r! What's the work about?
PG: Really don't know, let's ask VideoJ
everybody: and who is he?
PG: Another guy who works with us. But remind me your names and why are you here...
Kre8t0r: Dunno, I don't code
lusid: dunno, I'm Kre8t0r... I guess... or maybe not... do I code?

(and this continues...)

Happily you found a public board to communicate between yourselves!

just kidding, enjoy the bump!

SleazyDream · 02-04-2003, 12:56 AM

does that grocer deliver?

D-man · 02-04-2003, 12:57 AM

looks like Tylo and Bill need an image optimizer still

they did vegashardcore.com for me and a few other sites - sept they are pesky little pricks - the works good

FYPM

LuSiD · 02-04-2003, 09:05 PM

I can only dream of the day when everyone has experienced the incredible admin system that can be created with PHP, MySQL, the GD library, and an efficient programmer such as myself. Image optimization? How about ON THE FLY. LoL

vegasdude · 02-04-2003, 09:17 PM

oh buga buga

JimmyReject · 02-04-2003, 09:22 PM

Signed up and gonna start pushing you.

One thing you might want to look at is the signup form doesn't allow for UK webmasters to enter a 6 digit postcode.

Plus you don't ask for a SSN, you gotta watch those russions lol

01-30-2003, 10:51 AM	#1
HGrocer Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 33	HornyGrocer.com - 50/50 Split - Reality Content - High Conversions Make sure to click on our banner ad on GFY to earn lot's of cash!! www.hornygrocer.com

01-30-2003, 10:57 AM	#2
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Looks good. Nice a different for a change. Welcome our new advertiser to the board guys. __________________ No One

01-30-2003, 10:57 AM	#3
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01-30-2003, 11:01 AM	#7
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01-30-2003, 01:07 PM	#17
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01-30-2003, 01:11 PM	#18
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01-30-2003, 02:38 PM	#22
Shoplifter Richest man in Babylon Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 10,002 Posts: 5,727	It's too slow to sell right now. Once it is fixed I will give it a go, most of my current programs are falling apart right now. As well a lot of the graphics and thumbs are blurred. I see a lot of good sites with crappy graphics...just run it through Photoshop and sharpen it up. Last edited by Shoplifter; 01-30-2003 at 02:44 PM..

01-30-2003, 03:18 PM	#23
LuSiD Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 434	Regarding Speed: Ok, everyone... here's the deal... the site is completely automated with PHP and MySQL... the images haven't been caching properly, so everyone that has been viewing the site has been downloading EVERY IMAGE EVERY TIME. This has been fixed, and should be loading faster once a page is loaded in full for the first time. We are still dealing with bandwidth issues, but as of right now, the pages are optimized at full compression. Regarding Image Quality: Currently, we only have PHP 4.1.2 with GD 1.6.2 library installed on the server. The site has a VERY complex admin area that resizes the images, crops them, and stores the information of where those files are located in the database. The fact that these images are being resized and cropped by GD 1.6.2 as opposed to 2.x.x is why the images are blurry right now. GD 1.6.2 only has support for 256 color images. Now, I don't have to explain to everyone on GUI why TrueColor looks better than 256 colors. When the new library has been installed on the server, then all of the images will be recreated and there won't be any blurriness. We are working on correcting these issues. Just stick around because the site is BLOWING UP with traffic right now. __________________ I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

01-31-2003, 08:23 AM	#26
Kre8t0r Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: From Hurricane Hell to Frozen Hell Posts: 1,304	Hey folks! Just thought I'd pipe in here since I am the newest mouthpiece of the Photogregg empire! Jerry is an awesome coder and Yes he does shoot nekkid women pretty damn good too! I only Hope to have a bit of Gregg & Jerry's talent rub off on me..

01-31-2003, 09:33 PM	#28
Kre8t0r Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: From Hurricane Hell to Frozen Hell Posts: 1,304	LuSiD Not rude at all. I was just stating things I know about the team I work with is all, not as to who did or didn't write the code or what was involved to get it right... Although I think Gregg might have to see a dentist after all these sweet things he's been eating And the props and stuff might not be helping either...LOL Kre8t0r

02-04-2003, 12:04 AM	#29
LuSiD Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 434	Well, everything is smooth sailing now. The videos only take a few seconds to start and there's no slowdowns anymore. We are using a SMALL SMALL fraction of the bandwidth now, so all is good. So, for everyone out there noticing the slowdowns before, I recommend checking it out again because it's fast fast fast now. And sign up for the Revshare program and make some money while you're at it. Later everyone! PEACE. __________________ I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

02-04-2003, 12:50 AM	#30
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	OK, guys, I'll bump it for you since it seems you don't talk enough between you everyday! Imagine this everyday: PhotoGreg: LuSiD, here's our new guy Kre8t0r Lusid: Hi Kre8t0r, (turning) but who are you? PG: I'm PhotoGreg and I work with you Kre8t0r: Hi PhotoGreg, I'm Kre8t0r! What's the work about? PG: Really don't know, let's ask VideoJ everybody: and who is he? PG: Another guy who works with us. But remind me your names and why are you here... Kre8t0r: Dunno, I don't code lusid: dunno, I'm Kre8t0r... I guess... or maybe not... do I code? (and this continues...) Happily you found a public board to communicate between yourselves! just kidding, enjoy the bump! __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

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02-04-2003, 12:57 AM	#32
D-man Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Respect the join date noob! Posts: 1,291	looks like Tylo and Bill need an image optimizer still they did vegashardcore.com for me and a few other sites - sept they are pesky little pricks - the works good FYPM

02-04-2003, 09:05 PM	#33
LuSiD Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 434	I can only dream of the day when everyone has experienced the incredible admin system that can be created with PHP, MySQL, the GD library, and an efficient programmer such as myself. Image optimization? How about ON THE FLY. LoL __________________ I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

02-04-2003, 09:17 PM	#34
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02-04-2003, 09:22 PM	#35
JimmyReject Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: London, England Posts: 489	Signed up and gonna start pushing you. One thing you might want to look at is the signup form doesn't allow for UK webmasters to enter a 6 digit postcode. Plus you don't ask for a SSN, you gotta watch those russions lol