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  • barcodes
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2011
    • 2040
    #1

    Sex Swings

    Hey guys,

    Girlfriend wants a sex swing for x-mas with good padding.
    Any ideas where I could find a good one online?

    This is the best looking one we have found so far.
    http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toy...wing-9596.aspx

    Any help would be great, thanks.
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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38944
      #2
      utter shite they rip the ho's stockings and the poo spreads all over the floor... Leading to slip ups...

      4 Real I have done this many times...


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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38944
          #3
          Then, when at their request, you invite 17 black guys to have their way, and the ALSO slip in the poo...

          ITS NOT FUNNY.. !!!

          Smelly and Sexy? Yeah, but NOT Funny...


          👁️ 👍️ 💩

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            • RubyGoodnight
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2011
              • 577
              #4
              Originally posted by barcodes
              Hey guys,

              Girlfriend wants a sex swing for x-mas with good padding.
              Any ideas where I could find a good one online?

              This is the best looking one we have found so far.
              http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toy...wing-9596.aspx

              Any help would be great, thanks.
              That's probably the best one I've seen. Half of them make you look like a naked pinata and can be a bit hard to balance. A&E are great, too. Loads of promo codes out there.
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                • InfoGuy
                  80/20 Rule
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 3052
                  #5
                  Originally posted by barcodes
                  Hey guys,

                  Girlfriend wants a sex swing for x-mas with good padding.
                  Any ideas where I could find a good one online?

                  Any help would be great, thanks.
                  Try a swingers club for fat people.
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                    • barcodes
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 2040
                      #6
                      The problem with the padding isn't her weight. Some of the reviews on amazon said that because the padding was shitty they couldn't enjoy the swing. I guess they also mentioned a lot of them don't have head restraints which makes the experience uncomfortable holding your neck up etc.

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                        • barcodes
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 2040
                          #7
                          She initially wanted one of those hanging chairs, and then the sex chair came out of the blue lol. I have never owned one so i have no idea whats good or not. I was looking at one on amazon and she mentioned the padding, hence this post.

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                            • barcodes
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 2040
                              #8
                              Originally posted by RubyGoodnight
                              That's probably the best one I've seen. Half of them make you look like a naked pinata and can be a bit hard to balance. A&E are great, too. Loads of promo codes out there.
                              Lmao! I think she has something envisioned in her mind. With my luck she will hate and we won't use it again. Thanks for the info, I appreciate it.

                              Last edited by barcodes; 12-10-2011, 12:55 PM.

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                                • InfoGuy
                                  80/20 Rule
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 3052
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by barcodes
                                  The problem with the padding isn't her weight. Some of the reviews on amazon said that because the padding was shitty they couldn't enjoy the swing. I guess they also mentioned a lot of them don't have head restraints which makes the experience uncomfortable holding your neck up etc.
                                  My last comment was a joke, but I guess you missed that point.
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                                  "If it was up to me, they would have shot all 30,000 of those country loving shitheads"

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                                    • barcodes
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2011
                                      • 2040
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by InfoGuy
                                      My last comment was a joke, but I guess you missed that point.
                                      I laughed when I read it, but I decided to play it safe just in case

                                      Last edited by barcodes; 12-10-2011, 01:05 PM.

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                                        • barcodes
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2011
                                          • 2040
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                          utter shite they rip the ho's stockings and the poo spreads all over the floor... Leading to slip ups...

                                          4 Real I have done this many times...
                                          My girlfriend wont poo if she knows I am around.
                                          Last edited by barcodes; 12-10-2011, 01:13 PM.

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