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theking · 12-10-2011, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Brent 3dSexCash

What I find is that people are upset at the way the military is used by politicians. Not the military itself.

The people of the military are very good people. Most of them at least.

It's not their fault Washington DC wants to play a game of Risk on the other side of the world.

If it wasn't for the U.S. Military, we wouldn't be here able to talk shit about them. For that, I respect every single member of the U.S. military, and will always, always buy them a drink, coffee, or whatever, where ever I am when I meet one.

I'd never be the guy in another country full of dust risking my life doing pointless missions in half-assed humvees. You have to respect a guy, or girl, who has the "balls" to do that.

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theking · 12-10-2011, 12:21 PM

Fifteen days.

theking · 12-11-2011, 02:57 AM

Two more weeks.

Kolargol · 12-11-2011, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by you-big-dummy

Get me someone to explain this shit! `

Lowest united states ranking E1 soldier rakes in $372.75 a week.` If his ass gets combat zone deployed, his pay is tax free, tax mutha fuckin free and he gets $225 additional in combat pay a month.
That be $429.00 a week for a soldier straight outta boot camp!

Clothing allowance, housing and cost of living allowance. If he got kids, that be $250.00 more per month! `

Was E5 gettin my nicca ass shot off makin $350.00 a week! ` Aint nobody give a god damn cup of coffee!

great deal, grab it!

marlboroack · 12-11-2011, 03:51 AM

I don't know, never thought about that. Only adopting Asian babies off the internet.

alextokyo · 12-11-2011, 04:39 AM

Wait, members of the US military don't get a reasonable salary and all kinds of benefits/tax breaks/bonuses already?

theking · 12-12-2011, 02:05 AM

Thirteen days to go. As for me...all checks will be in the mail today and all other Xmas matters have been taken care of.

theking · 12-12-2011, 11:15 AM

Eyes on for the day crew.

theking · 12-13-2011, 01:25 AM

Yep...got everything in the mail yesterday. Only 12 days left people.

you-big-dummy · 12-13-2011, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

Eyes on for the day crew.

With ya man. Don't know why the fuck ya do a military thread on this hate board. How many vets up in here, 5 max? `The rest are opinionated pussy asses that take for granted the freedom we/their country fought for them to have. Baby boomer mentality! ` That's why their parents are all fucked up! `

theking · 12-14-2011, 05:22 AM

11 days until Xmas.

CurrentlySober · 12-14-2011, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I have adopted a poo...
I have PROMISED not to flush, till the new year...

As such, I shall great my poo on a daily basis, talk to it it, sniff it, and let my poo know that IT IS NOT ALONE...

Should I fill my toilet BEFORE xmas, I will be sad, but will deal with it !

God bless my Jesus Poo.. I like poo...

My toilet is now full...

but i cant afford to flush...

candyflip · 12-14-2011, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by you-big-dummy

With ya man. Don't know why the fuck ya do a military thread on this hate board. How many vets up in here, 5 max? `The rest are opinionated pussy asses that take for granted the freedom we/their country fought for them to have. Baby boomer mentality! ` That's why their parents are all fucked up! `

There are plenty more than that, that much I know for sure.

Pathfinder aka theking is just one of this board's longstanding trolls. Maybe the longest.

goresmeerlap · 12-15-2011, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Brent 3dSexCash

If it wasn't for the U.S. Military, we wouldn't be here able to talk shit about them.

Why?Because they defend your freedom and without them the USA would be invaded? I don't think so. Life would just go on as usual and nothing would change/threaten or invade the usa or take away your 'freedom' .

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent 3dSexCash

I'd never be the guy in another country full of dust risking my life doing pointless missions in half-assed humvees. You have to respect a guy, or girl, who has the "balls" to do that.

I find the patriotism quite charming/adorable. And its just that: pointless missions in half assed humvees. It's a waste of life on both sides. Those young Americans are better staying at home building their own communities and focusing on making the USA a better place.

theking · 12-16-2011, 06:56 AM

Only 9 days left to show your appreciation.

theking · 12-17-2011, 03:43 AM

Eight days as the countdown continues.

Dirty F · 12-17-2011, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

...a military family for Xmas. Do what you can to show your appreciation for the sacrifices they have had to make.

You mean like bringing democracy and freedom in places like Afganistan and Iraq?

Eyeball · 12-17-2011, 05:17 AM

They don't do it for democracy and freedom. They do it because they want to fire a bullet at another human being to see what it feels like.

Think any different and you are insane.

Then they come home with a leg missing and are depressed for the rest of their lives.

Remember, the world will still be here when us cunts have all killed each other.

Dirty F · 12-17-2011, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Eyeball

They don't do it for democracy and freedom. They do it because they want to fire a bullet at another human being to see what it feels like.

Think any different and you are insane.

Then they come home with a leg missing and are depressed for the rest of their lives.

Remember, the world will still be here when us cunts have all killed each other.

Obviously i was being sarcastic.

Eyeball · 12-17-2011, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Obviously i was being sarcastic.

Sorry, ye, it's how i feel about gun toting cunts in general

theking · 12-18-2011, 11:09 AM

One week!

theking · 12-19-2011, 08:52 AM

The time is getting near.

theking · 12-20-2011, 11:50 AM

Only a few days left people.

theking · 12-22-2011, 06:42 AM

Xmas is near.

12-10-2011, 12:21 PM	#52
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