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Eric · 02-04-2003, 09:55 AM

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got
her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What
a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the
Screaming Loop, and the Wall of Fear, everything there was Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
With one eye opened, she said "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

Jakke PNG · 02-04-2003, 09:56 AM

ain't that the truth.

dantheman · 02-04-2003, 09:57 AM

hey eric, did you get my email I sent you yesterday?
LMK

thanks

Tylo · 02-04-2003, 09:58 AM

hahah

.. So true man so true

tara · 02-04-2003, 10:08 AM

LMAO....very true!

Eric · 02-04-2003, 10:28 AM

Thought you would all like that one.

Scott McD · 02-04-2003, 10:35 AM

That was a good one...

Cheshire · 02-04-2003, 10:37 AM

I knew she ment dress size right away.

But that sounded like a KICK-ASS date!

detoxed · 02-04-2003, 10:43 AM

Cheshire, I'll take you on a date just like that one.
Interested?

Eric · 02-04-2003, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I knew she ment dress size right away.

But that sounded like a KICK-ASS date!

That is because you are a woman. You understand this jibberish other women are speaking.

Cheshire · 02-04-2003, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
That is because you are a woman. You understand this jibberish other women are speaking.

I'd hardly make that claim.

Women are crazy.

SetTheWorldonFire · 02-04-2003, 11:19 AM

it's lose or lose anyway you put things

Eric · 02-04-2003, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I'd hardly make that claim.

Women are crazy.

And I repeat. You are a woman...

Eric · 02-04-2003, 11:28 AM

Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

"I'd love to be six again,"

or

"I'd love to be A six again,"

If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!

kaylacam · 02-04-2003, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

"I'd love to be six again,"

or

"I'd love to be A six again,"

If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cheshire · 02-04-2003, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

"I'd love to be six again,"

or

"I'd love to be A six again,"

If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!

Sesame

You forgot the 'A'

tara · 02-04-2003, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

"I'd love to be six again,"

or

"I'd love to be A six again,"

If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!

HUHHHHH! How RUDE!
If men took their heads out of their asses sometimes maybe they would hear what we are saying

tara · 02-04-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Sesame

You forgot the 'A'

LMAO! You go girl!

shawcutie · 02-04-2003, 01:12 PM

Great one Eric

I will admit, not ALL men are that bad ;)

Eric · 02-04-2003, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tara

HUHHHHH! How RUDE!
If men took their heads out of their asses sometimes maybe they would hear what we are saying

Yeah you are right. We suck... Lick too. I haven't heard any complaining there. You are right. I am not bad at all... I am DAMN GOOD!

Eric · 02-04-2003, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Sesame

You forgot the 'A'

That was done on purpose. I figured you would only be able to read it and understand it if there wasn't the "A." Just like

"I'd love to be six again,"

or

"I'd love to be A six again,"

tara · 02-04-2003, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

Yeah you are right. We suck... Lick too. I haven't heard any complaining there. You are right. I am not bad at all... I am DAMN GOOD!

I don't know I think I need proof! LOL

Eric · 02-04-2003, 02:27 PM

=Þ~~~~~

tara · 02-04-2003, 02:28 PM

The real thing!!!!!!! Silly!!!

Eric · 02-04-2003, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tara
The real thing!!!!!!! Silly!!!

I'm not sure you could handle such powerful machinery!

KrazieSweets · 02-04-2003, 08:37 PM

Spoonie Luv · 02-04-2003, 08:38 PM

that was funny

421Fill · 02-04-2003, 08:42 PM

That's exactly how it goes, too.

02-04-2003, 09:55 AM	#1
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	The truth has been revealed! A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, and the Wall of Fear, everything there was Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" With one eye opened, she said "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong. __________________ No One

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I knew she ment dress size right away. But that sounded like a KICK-ASS date! __________________ just a little bit naughty

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02-04-2003, 11:28 AM	#14
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence. "I'd love to be six again," or "I'd love to be A six again," If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes! __________________ No One

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shawcutie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 577	Great one Eric I will admit, not ALL men are that bad ;) __________________ Yes, I am Mrs. Shaw ;)

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Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	=Þ~~~~~ __________________ No One

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tara Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 489	The real thing!!!!!!! Silly!!!

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KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060

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Spoonie Luv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crankerville Posts: 1,003	that was funny

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421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 19,453	That's exactly how it goes, too. __________________ RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!