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Eric 02-04-2003 09:55 AM

The truth has been revealed!
 
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got
her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What
a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the
Screaming Loop, and the Wall of Fear, everything there was Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
With one eye opened, she said "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

Jakke PNG 02-04-2003 09:56 AM

ain't that the truth.

dantheman 02-04-2003 09:57 AM

hey eric, did you get my email I sent you yesterday?
LMK

thanks

Tylo 02-04-2003 09:58 AM

hahah :1orglaugh.. So true man so true

tara 02-04-2003 10:08 AM

LMAO....very true!

Eric 02-04-2003 10:28 AM

Thought you would all like that one. :thumbsup

Scott McD 02-04-2003 10:35 AM

That was a good one...

:thumbsup

Cheshire 02-04-2003 10:37 AM

I knew she ment dress size right away.


But that sounded like a KICK-ASS date!

detoxed 02-04-2003 10:43 AM

Cheshire, I'll take you on a date just like that one.
Interested?

Eric 02-04-2003 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I knew she ment dress size right away.


But that sounded like a KICK-ASS date!

That is because you are a woman. You understand this jibberish other women are speaking.

Cheshire 02-04-2003 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
That is because you are a woman. You understand this jibberish other women are speaking.
I'd hardly make that claim.

Women are crazy.

SetTheWorldonFire 02-04-2003 11:19 AM

it's lose or lose anyway you put things :ugone2far

Eric 02-04-2003 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I'd hardly make that claim.

Women are crazy.

And I repeat. You are a woman... :1orglaugh

Eric 02-04-2003 11:28 AM

Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

"I'd love to be six again,"

or

"I'd love to be A six again,"


If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!
:1orglaugh

kaylacam 02-04-2003 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

"I'd love to be six again,"

or

"I'd love to be A six again,"


If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!
:1orglaugh

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cheshire 02-04-2003 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

"I'd love to be six again,"

or

"I'd love to be A six again,"


If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!
:1orglaugh

Sesame

You forgot the 'A'

tara 02-04-2003 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

"I'd love to be six again,"

or

"I'd love to be A six again,"


If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!
:1orglaugh


HUHHHHH! How RUDE!
If men took their heads out of their asses sometimes maybe they would hear what we are saying :)

tara 02-04-2003 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Sesame

You forgot the 'A'


LMAO! You go girl!

shawcutie 02-04-2003 01:12 PM

Great one Eric :1orglaugh

I will admit, not ALL men are that bad ;)

Eric 02-04-2003 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tara



HUHHHHH! How RUDE!
If men took their heads out of their asses sometimes maybe they would hear what we are saying :)

Yeah you are right. We suck... Lick too. I haven't heard any complaining there. You are right. I am not bad at all... I am DAMN GOOD!

Eric 02-04-2003 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Sesame

You forgot the 'A'

That was done on purpose. I figured you would only be able to read it and understand it if there wasn't the "A." Just like


"I'd love to be six again,"

or

"I'd love to be A six again,"

tara 02-04-2003 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes


Yeah you are right. We suck... Lick too. I haven't heard any complaining there. You are right. I am not bad at all... I am DAMN GOOD!

I don't know I think I need proof! LOL:Graucho

Eric 02-04-2003 02:27 PM

=Þ~~~~~

tara 02-04-2003 02:28 PM

The real thing!!!!!!! Silly!!!

Eric 02-04-2003 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tara
The real thing!!!!!!! Silly!!!
I'm not sure you could handle such powerful machinery!

KrazieSweets 02-04-2003 08:37 PM

:1orglaugh

Spoonie Luv 02-04-2003 08:38 PM

that was funny

421Fill 02-04-2003 08:42 PM

That's exactly how it goes, too. :1orglaugh


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