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Old 11-24-2011, 06:36 PM   #1
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Have you ever fapped too....

A GILF?

Answer then repeat the process by asking "Have you ever fapped too __________"
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Old 11-24-2011, 06:40 PM   #2
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No.

Have you ever fapped to horsedick.mpeg ?

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Old 11-24-2011, 06:49 PM   #3
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Have you ever fapped to horsedick.mpeg ?


No. Have you ever fapped to a model and three minutes later she calls you out of the blue for business?
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Old 11-24-2011, 06:51 PM   #4
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No. Have you ever fapped to a model and three minutes later she calls you out of the blue for business?
Ask and you shall receive!
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Old 11-24-2011, 07:01 PM   #5
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Ask and you shall receive!

It was hilarious. One minute I'm checking out this chick taking it up the butt. A couple minutes later, the phone rings. "Hi my name is ________ I have this site called _______. Maybe you've heard of it. I want to see about getting it protected." "Well yes, I have heard of your site I think."

I wanted to hit Play again while she was on the phone and let her hear herself in the background saying "fuck that tight ass".
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Old 11-24-2011, 07:03 PM   #6
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Nice, did she live up to your expectations?
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Old 11-24-2011, 07:21 PM   #7
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Now we all know why your name sounds like SEMEN

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Old 11-24-2011, 08:36 PM   #8
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No.

Have you ever fapped to horsedick.mpeg ?



I just hit play on that, listened a bit then clicked at the end of the video so it would finish quicker.

there's no noise, it's buffering, then a knock on the door, it's the hotel cleaner.

so I minimize Chrome and go and give her my rubbish bin.. then this song starts playing again while she's at the door!

So she goes around the corner to empty the rubbish and I click on volume and hit mute.

Go back to the door and the song keeps playing...

come back to the computer, hit the volume icon again and again and it flicks up 4 volume controls.... I'm clicking like crazy trying to shut this song up!

I get the standard volume window back and click mute again, song just keeps playing.. I think it's stop but it's just buffering.

after about 4 tries of the mute button I maximize Chrome back up and close it!

Weird timing!
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Old 11-24-2011, 08:41 PM   #9
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I just hit play on that, listened a bit then clicked at the end of the video so it would finish quicker.

there's no noise, it's buffering, then a knock on the door, it's the hotel cleaner.

so I minimize Chrome and go and give her my rubbish bin.. then this song starts playing again while she's at the door!

So she goes around the corner to empty the rubbish and I click on volume and hit mute.

Go back to the door and the song keeps playing...

come back to the computer, hit the volume icon again and again and it flicks up 4 volume controls.... I'm clicking like crazy trying to shut this song up!

I get the standard volume window back and click mute again, song just keeps playing.. I think it's stop but it's just buffering.

after about 4 tries of the mute button I maximize Chrome back up and close it!

Weird timing!
Interesting and relevant to the topic at hand
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