Answer then repeat the process by asking "Have you ever fapped too __________"
alias
11-24-2011 06:40 PM
No.
Have you ever fapped to horsedick.mpeg ?
raymor
11-24-2011 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alias
(Post 18584705)
No.
Have you ever fapped to horsedick.mpeg ?
No. Have you ever fapped to a model and three minutes later she calls you out of the blue for business?
alias
11-24-2011 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by raymor
(Post 18584721)
No. Have you ever fapped to a model and three minutes later she calls you out of the blue for business?
Ask and you shall receive!
raymor
11-24-2011 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alias
(Post 18584722)
Ask and you shall receive!
It was hilarious. One minute I'm checking out this chick taking it up the butt. A couple minutes later, the phone rings. "Hi my name is ________ I have this site called _______. Maybe you've heard of it. I want to see about getting it protected." "Well yes, I have heard of your site I think."
I wanted to hit Play again while she was on the phone and let her hear herself in the background saying "fuck that tight ass". :)
alias
11-24-2011 07:03 PM
Nice, did she live up to your expectations?
AnalProbe
11-24-2011 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simmeon
(Post 18584698)
GILF
Now we all know why your name sounds like SEMEN
cam_girls
11-24-2011 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alias
(Post 18584705)
No.
Have you ever fapped to horsedick.mpeg ?
I just hit play on that, listened a bit then clicked at the end of the video so it would finish quicker.
there's no noise, it's buffering, then a knock on the door, it's the hotel cleaner.
so I minimize Chrome and go and give her my rubbish bin.. then this song starts playing again while she's at the door!
So she goes around the corner to empty the rubbish and I click on volume and hit mute.
Go back to the door and the song keeps playing...
come back to the computer, hit the volume icon again and again and it flicks up 4 volume controls.... I'm clicking like crazy trying to shut this song up!
I get the standard volume window back and click mute again, song just keeps playing.. I think it's stop but it's just buffering.
after about 4 tries of the mute button I maximize Chrome back up and close it!
Weird timing! :1orglaugh
Lint
11-24-2011 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cam_girls
(Post 18584841)
I just hit play on that, listened a bit then clicked at the end of the video so it would finish quicker.
there's no noise, it's buffering, then a knock on the door, it's the hotel cleaner.
so I minimize Chrome and go and give her my rubbish bin.. then this song starts playing again while she's at the door!
So she goes around the corner to empty the rubbish and I click on volume and hit mute.
Go back to the door and the song keeps playing...
come back to the computer, hit the volume icon again and again and it flicks up 4 volume controls.... I'm clicking like crazy trying to shut this song up!
I get the standard volume window back and click mute again, song just keeps playing.. I think it's stop but it's just buffering.
after about 4 tries of the mute button I maximize Chrome back up and close it!
Weird timing! :1orglaugh
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