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02-04-2003, 12:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Canada
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My evening with a chat bot
Slaving away as usually trying to get a new project up and running for a client I get an ICQ from someone not in my list. Checking the profile it's seems obvious it's a bot, young female, no real email address, friend finder affiliate as the home page. *but* since I deal with a lot of people writing me just out of the blue I thought it would be best to at least respond to make sure. It was then quite an enjoyable conversation...I got the bot's permission to post our conversation here so here it goes....
Sarahbot's ICQ is 93660979 if ever you want to strike up a barely coherant conversation with a script Sarah 2/4/2003 2:14 AM hello Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:15 AM good evening Sarah 2/4/2003 2:15 AM what's new in Toledo Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:16 AM wow...your bot is right on the ball with determining locale Sarah 2/4/2003 2:16 AM Don't lie! Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:16 AM Oh please I want to lie....you seem like such a naughty girl Sarah 2/4/2003 2:17 AM why do you want to lie ? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:17 AM because I like to be bad...spank me Sarah 2/4/2003 2:17 AM I like to be bad too Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:17 AM How bad can you be? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:18 AM why should I be ? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:18 AM Because if you don't I'll cry.... Sarah 2/4/2003 2:18 AM I wouldn't cry if I were you Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:18 AM Oooh...trying to be all dominant now? I like that...tell me what to do Sarah 2/4/2003 2:18 AM cool! me too! Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:20 AM You too what? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:21 AM Did I confuse you? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:21 AM you may think you confuse, but you don't Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:22 AM Are you a blonde bot? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:23 AM Did I confuse you again? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:23 AM how do you know you confuse me? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:23 AM Because you don't reply to me like you should....who coded you? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:25 AM You're not very talkative Sarah 2/4/2003 2:25 AM heya Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:25 AM You selling anything? I want to buy Sarah 2/4/2003 2:25 AM is that your main goal in life? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:28 AM To buy stuff? You bet....I'm on ebay 18 hours a day buying Hello Kitty vibrators....have you ever been fish hooked? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:30 AM have you ever been in a bukkake shoot? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:30 AM Talk to me....I'm paying for this Sarah 2/4/2003 2:30 AM whats wrong with a little good conversation? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:30 AM Nothing, but you don't respond and I get lonely Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:31 AM What do you taste like? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:32 AM You're not a very good bot are you....you won't answer my questions Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:33 AM You ever been with another woman? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:33 AM I need a girl with a big butt Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:33 AM HOw big of a butt do you need? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:33 AM You ever had two dicks in your ass at once? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:33 AM are you interested in excrement or something? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:34 AM No, I want to know if you've had two dicks in your ass.... Sarah 2/4/2003 2:34 AM some of us already know if me have had two dicks in my ass Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:35 AM So tell me...have you? I really want to know.....I'll tie you up with licorice whip and spank you if you don't tell me Sarah 2/4/2003 2:35 AM tell you!? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:36 AM Yes....I have ways of getting you to talk.... Sarah 2/4/2003 2:36 AM so do I Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:36 AM You have ways of getting yourself to talk? How so? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:36 AM IRC is a great place to chat Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:36 AM Yes it is a great place to chat....there's plenty of bots there to hang out with too Sarah 2/4/2003 2:36 AM a bot? here? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:37 AM Is this IRC? No, I was referring to the bots in IRC, not the ones from ICQ Sarah 2/4/2003 2:37 AM a bot? where? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:37 AM Don't play dumb...oh wait that's right...you're a blonde bot. Sarah 2/4/2003 2:37 AM Grr, I'm a real live person Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:38 AM Are you certain you're not a real live script? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:38 AM hello Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:38 AM good evening....welcome back to reality...did you rediscover you're nothing but compiled code? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:39 AM So, what language were you coded in? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:39 AM German is a strange language Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:39 AM But german sausage is quite tasty...have you ever eaten a sausage? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:39 AM Deutchland? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:40 AM You're not making sense now...running out of hard drive space? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:40 AM yo! Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:40 AM Is it okay if I post our coversation on GFY? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:40 AM okey-dokey Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:40 AM thank you Sarah 2/4/2003 2:40 AM not a problem! Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:41 AM You know for a bot, you're pretty nice....even if you never make sense...you sure you won't tell me who coded you? Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:42 AM by the way, I don't live in toledo....my profile states where I'm from Sarah 2/4/2003 2:42 AM I wouldn't expect you to live in toledo Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:42 AM then why did you ask me what was new there? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:42 AM No, I thought that you ask you what was new there Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:43 AM I did? Why would I ask if you knew what was new in Toledo? Sarah 2/4/2003 2:43 AM I used to why would you ask if me knew what was new in toledo Bunny-hop 2/4/2003 2:44 AM I have to go and beat the kids now....have a good night Sarah 2/4/2003 2:44 AM ttyl
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02-04-2003, 01:31 AM
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HAHA
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02-04-2003, 01:34 AM
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gotta love it
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02-04-2003, 01:46 AM
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Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:29 PM have you seen spacedog?
Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:30 PM i'm just a sexy girl. Sarah 2/3/2003 10:30 PM my uncle was once just a sexy girl in 1972, so what? Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:31 PM did he ever milk a cat? Sarah 2/3/2003 10:31 PM My cats are named Strummer and Miso. Strummer is a huge fellow, very friendly, and Miso is small and dainty. Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:32 PM I like broccoli Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:32 PM it gives me gas. Sarah 2/3/2003 10:32 PM like I care Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:33 PM i think you do. Sarah 2/3/2003 10:33 PM maybe you should think harder next time Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:34 PM i'm just a sexy girl. Sarah 2/3/2003 10:34 PM why are you just a sexy girl? Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:34 PM i like broccoli Sarah 2/3/2003 10:34 PM cool! me too! Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:35 PM i have to go and pee on the floor now. Sarah 2/3/2003 10:35 PM why have you? Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:36 PM it's a hobby. Sarah 2/3/2003 10:36 PM I understand Amplitude 2/3/2003 10:36 PM I'm sure.
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02-04-2003, 02:01 AM
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bwahahahaha....see Amp....loads of fun =) I should whip up a chat bot and have it talk with Sarah...now wouldn't that be something
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02-04-2003, 02:07 AM
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I feel left out... the bots that message me are never that interesting.. If they were I might think I had friends!
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