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porn cartoonist
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My Last Client - Log Chat
I decided to hide the username of that person - not sure whether it's woman or a regular troll , or both (female troll) but I'm posting you our conversation. I have question : can you use NATS if you have just one photo ?????
Client: Hey Me: Hello. Client: I'd like a design made. Me: Sure - I'd love to do it for you. Client: It needs to be cool and awesome. Please start work on that - I will be back in 2 hours to see what you have for me. Me: I'll do my best - what kind of content do you want to show on it ? Client: Why do you ask me such kind of things ???? Me: So I should know how to make the layout - the logo, colors, so it can fit to the content. Client: Oh... I see. Well I want it blue. I love blue color. Me: okay - and what you want to show on that site? What's the theme. Client: Yes. Me: ummm... so , what will it be except the blue color scheme? Client: Wow !!! How did you know that blue is my favourite color ????! It's amazing. You know - I love the blue. It reminds me about the sea, the sky you know Me: Okay.... Client: Have you been in Paris ? Me: No Client: You should get there sometimes. I travel a lot with my husband. Me: Okay, I'm happy for you. Client: You seem to me really nice person, you're polite - not like the other jerks around. They all want me to send photos and they talk only about that Client: I'm kind of disappointed of all the men's world. They can be sometimes such a pigs. Always think with the "other" head.Always thinking about sex Client: Hello ?!?? Are you there ? Me: Yes, I am here. Client: Why don't you say something? It's kind of inpolite to not respond when someone's asking you something! Me: Okay, sorry what were you asking me ? Client: haha... I forgot sorry. I'm little bit dizzy. Wanna see me ? Do you have camera? Me: Um, not really - I'm kind of busy and I'm in a middle of something here. Client: Oh, really? What are you doing there ? Are you watching some dirty pictures?! Me: Well... yes. I do that - I'm adult web designer and I work with lot of porn and erotic content. Client: ewwww - naughty boy !!! You're boy right ? Me: Yes Client: "YES MADAM!!!!" Me: Sorry, but you were the one who caught me on ICQ - you wanted a website done, would you like me to do this for you or not ? Client: Are you trying to hurt my feelings ? Me: Look, man - I don't have time for that kind of things - I'm having a lots of things to do. Client: okay okay calm down - so you are designer, right ???? And you do websites ?! Me: Yes Client: Do you do banners? Me: Yes Client: Do you do websites ? Me: I already told you that Client: Told me what ?! Me: I do websites.... Client: Awesome !!!! I want you to make me one!!! Me: Great - what will be there on that site? Client: Well, I'm glad you asked - it will be kind of erotic site. Have you seen such websites? Me: Yes Client: Have you masturbated on that kind of sites? Me: Yes Client: You know I love when someone is honest with me. Well - me and my hubby love sex a lot - we want a design made for the site. We have a programmer and NUTS here. Me: I see. Me: Do you mean NATS ? Client: No Me: Okay Client: I know it sounds strange but it's a program. You can upload your pictures and sort it the way you want and such - it's awesome. Me: that should be NATS Client: No, it's not.It's NUTS - I can show you link to it. Me: LOL....Okay.... you can show me later. I will ask you to provide me some photos (content) a logo if you have any Client: I don't have logo Me: I can do a logo for you Client: Awesome! Me: 3 or 4 photos, 1 movie clip so we can use all these for the splash page and to make the whole thing more appealing - these I will ask you to send me on my e-mail. Client: Oh no Me: Sorry ? Client: I don't have 4 photos. Me: Well you can send me 2 or 3 then - these I will need to make the design of your erotic page. Client: Me and Eric are having just 1 photo Me: Jesus Client: But we need a photographer. Are you a photographer? We can pay you well to shoot us, we're not ashamed at all. Where do you live? Me: I'm not photographer - I'm designer and illustrator. Client: Cool !!! Would you like to draw me and Eric ? Me: Look - Here's what I'm suggesting : first do some shoots of you and your friend and when you're ready come back to me Client: He's my husband - 16years already and he loves me a lot! We're still in love Me: I don't realy care Client: Why? The user was blocked. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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You've wasted even more time by making a thread about it ...
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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sometimes i think people just got time to waste and contact about stuff ;lol
i get crazy emails and icq too
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So Fucking Banned
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You been trolled.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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They are laughing twice as hard now.
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So Fucking Banned
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Downshifter
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Mental case
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Русня, идите нахуй! |
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So Fucking Banned
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Junior Achiever
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Classic!
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Kind a sound like a bot :D If it is....Then we have new spacedog.
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