GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - My Last Client

I decided to hide the username of that person - not sure whether it's woman or a regular troll , or both (female troll) but I'm posting you our conversation. I have question : can you use NATS if you have just one photo ?????

Client: Hey

Me: Hello.

Client: I'd like a design made.

Me: Sure - I'd love to do it for you.

Client: It needs to be cool and awesome. Please start work on that - I will be back in 2 hours to see

what you have for me.

Me: I'll do my best - what kind of content do you want to show on it ?

Client: Why do you ask me such kind of things ????

Me: So I should know how to make the layout - the logo, colors, so it can fit to the content.

Client: Oh... I see. Well I want it blue. I love blue color.

Me: okay - and what you want to show on that site? What's the theme.

Client: Yes.

Me: ummm... so , what will it be except the blue color scheme?

Client: Wow !!! How did you know that blue is my favourite color ????! It's amazing. You know - I

love the blue. It reminds me about the sea, the sky you know

Me: Okay....

Client: Have you been in Paris ?

Me: No

Client: You should get there sometimes. I travel a lot with my husband.

Me: Okay, I'm happy for you.

Client: You seem to me really nice person, you're polite - not like the other jerks around. They all

want me to send photos and they talk only about that

Client: I'm kind of disappointed of all the men's world. They can be sometimes such a pigs. Always

think with the "other" head.Always thinking about sex

Client: Hello ?!?? Are you there ?

Me: Yes, I am here.

Client: Why don't you say something? It's kind of inpolite to not respond when someone's asking you

something!

Me: Okay, sorry what were you asking me ?

Client: haha... I forgot sorry. I'm little bit dizzy. Wanna see me ? Do you have camera?

Me: Um, not really - I'm kind of busy and I'm in a middle of something here.

Client: Oh, really? What are you doing there ? Are you watching some dirty pictures?!

Me: Well... yes. I do that - I'm adult web designer and I work with lot of porn and erotic content.

Client: ewwww - naughty boy !!! You're boy right ?

Me: Yes

Client: "YES MADAM!!!!"

Me: Sorry, but you were the one who caught me on ICQ - you wanted a website done, would you like me to do this for

you or not ?

Client: Are you trying to hurt my feelings ?

Me: Look, man - I don't have time for that kind of things - I'm having a lots of things to do.

Client: okay okay calm down - so you are designer, right ???? And you do websites ?!

Me: Yes

Client: Do you do banners?

Me: Yes

Client: Do you do websites ?

Me: I already told you that

Client: Told me what ?!

Me: I do websites....

Client: Awesome !!!! I want you to make me one!!!

Me: Great - what will be there on that site?

Client: Well, I'm glad you asked - it will be kind of erotic site. Have you seen such websites?

Me: Yes

Client: Have you masturbated on that kind of sites?

Me: Yes

Client: You know I love when someone is honest with me. Well - me and my hubby love sex a lot - we

want a design made for the site. We have a programmer and NUTS here.

Me: I see.

Me: Do you mean NATS ?

Client: No

Me: Okay

Client: I know it sounds strange but it's a program. You can upload your pictures and sort it the way

you want and such - it's awesome.

Me: that should be NATS

Client: No, it's not.It's NUTS - I can show you link to it.

Me: LOL....Okay.... you can show me later. I will ask you to provide me some photos (content) a logo if you have any

Client: I don't have logo

Me: I can do a logo for you

Client: Awesome!

Me: 3 or 4 photos, 1 movie clip so we can use all these for the splash page and to make the whole thing more appealing - these I will ask you to send me on my e-mail.

Client: Oh no

Me: Sorry ?

Client: I don't have 4 photos.

Me: Well you can send me 2 or 3 then - these I will need to make the design of your erotic page.

Client: Me and Eric are having just 1 photo

Me: Jesus

Client: But we need a photographer. Are you a photographer? We can pay you well to shoot us, we're not ashamed at all. Where do you live?

Me: I'm not photographer - I'm designer and illustrator.

Client: Cool !!! Would you like to draw me and Eric ?

Me: Look - Here's what I'm suggesting : first do some shoots of you and your friend and when you're ready come back to me

Client: He's my husband - 16years already and he loves me a lot! We're still in love

Me: I don't realy care

Client: Why?

The user was blocked.