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Juicy D. Links · 11-13-2011, 01:00 PM

Anybody else?

garce · 11-13-2011, 01:02 PM

Nope....

seeandsee · 11-13-2011, 01:10 PM

Juicy = yciuj = yc i u j = yesus christ is urban jew

NaughtyVisions · 11-13-2011, 01:14 PM

Robert Pattinson couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. It's really painful to watch him in a movie. And fucking Sharkboy needs to keep his fucking shirt on.

Shame, cuz Kristen Stewart is hot.

Caligari · 11-13-2011, 01:15 PM

I love sad sparkly vampires.

kronic · 11-13-2011, 01:16 PM

Sounds like Juicy has caught a case of the gay. Hopefully it's only the 24 hour gay.

Chosen · 11-13-2011, 01:27 PM

I'm not

anexsia · 11-13-2011, 01:42 PM

Oh my god, my exgirlfriend used to love those fucking movies and I would always be stuck having to watch them with her...she went to the beach and spent the entire time just reading all the damn books.

tabasco · 11-13-2011, 04:36 PM

AllAboutCams · 11-13-2011, 04:49 PM

i will never watch them

Jarmusch · 11-13-2011, 05:05 PM

I never watched any of those movies.

I saw a couple of trailers though, and the guys looked like homofaggots.

biskoppen · 11-13-2011, 05:22 PM

heh.. another round of "I'm too cool to see that shit" ..

CaptainHowdy · 11-13-2011, 05:24 PM

I'd wish ...

tabasco · 11-13-2011, 05:38 PM

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I'd wish ...

someone please chop Juicy into this!

MrBottomTooth · 11-13-2011, 05:41 PM

I watched all of the first one because I had no idea what it was about and wanted to see what the hype was. Then the sequels came out and kept on getting worse to the point of being unwatchable, even unworthy as background noise while working.

Seriously some of the worst movies I have ever seen.

At least True Blood keeps you entertained by showing Sookie nude every couple episodes.

brassmonkey · 11-13-2011, 05:41 PM

no im not

thickcash_amo · 11-13-2011, 05:51 PM

I do love them.....I can't wait for next weekend!

Jarmusch · 11-13-2011, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

heh.. another round of "I'm too cool to see that shit" ..

Nah, I'm just too straight to see that shit.

NaughtyVisions · 11-13-2011, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

heh.. another round of "I'm too cool to see that shit" ..

I've watched them all. They just suck.

Two current options for good vampire entertainment. For R-rated chock full of nudity, True Blood is it.

For a broader audience, more PG-13, but still 50000000000 times better than that Twilight, check out The Vampire Diaries.

Shotsie · 11-13-2011, 07:44 PM

Stephen King on Stephanie Meyer and Twilight:

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Here?s what vampires shouldn?t be: pallid detectives who drink
Bloody Marys and only work at night; lovelorn southern gentlemen;
anorexic teenage girls; boy-toys with big dewy eyes.
What should they be?

Killers, honey. Stone killers who never get enough of that tasty
Type-A. Bad boys and girls. Hunters. In other words, Midnight
America. Red white and blue, accent on the red. Those vamps got
hijacked by a lot of soft-focus romance.

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People are attracted by the stories, by the pace and in the case of Stephenie Meyer, it's very clear that she's writing to a whole generation of girls and opening up kind of a safe joining of love and sex in those books. It's very exciting and it's thrilling and it's not particularly threatening because they're not overtly sexual.

A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that's a shorthand for all the feelings that they're not ready to deal with yet.

2MuchMark · 11-14-2011, 12:38 AM

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blonda80 · 11-14-2011, 02:20 AM

i love twilight

CurrentlySober · 11-14-2011, 03:05 AM

i cant afford a cinema ticket...

helenaBlue · 11-14-2011, 03:43 AM

i love edward and the whole series

I wanna spend a day in the cinema watching the movies over and over again

Sid70 · 11-14-2011, 07:36 AM

aint bad but i prefer Kate playing a vampire

stephane76 · 11-14-2011, 07:43 AM

you mean Twinklight?

NoWhErE · 11-14-2011, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

Oh my god, my exgirlfriend used to love those fucking movies and I would always be stuck having to watch them with her...she went to the beach and spent the entire time just reading all the damn books.

Stop dating 14 year olds. [/PROBLEM]

seeandsee · 11-14-2011, 08:06 AM

its movie for girls, i cant stand that shit for real. I want dracula killing innocent people and taking fight with big werewolf , not to suck girl pussy

VenzuelanChick · 11-14-2011, 08:07 AM

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SGS · 11-14-2011, 08:24 AM

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DamianJ · 11-14-2011, 08:29 AM

Near Dark is my favourite Vampire flick.

seeandsee · 11-14-2011, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Near Dark is my favourite Vampire flick.

this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093605/ ?

must check it out!

barcodes · 11-14-2011, 08:40 AM

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GT-Omar · 11-14-2011, 11:24 AM

I have a 12 yr old daughter, and she's made watch every one of them with her. So whether I like them or not. I'm stuck with no possibility of parole...

My favorite Vampire movie tho is "Queen of the damned"

cooldude7 · 11-14-2011, 11:39 AM

gee., the 1st one was ok., but the sequel was mother fucking boring and sucked big time.,
the bitch couldnt even choose the one dick., she likes both of em...

Ramirez · 11-14-2011, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxupdate

i will never watch them

same here.

brassmonkey · 11-14-2011, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GT-Omar

I have a 12 yr old daughter, and she's made watch every one of them with her. So whether I like them or not. I'm stuck with no possibility of parole...

My favorite Vampire movie tho is "Queen of the damned"

you dont have long before she go's boy crazy prepare yourself

naughtylaura · 11-14-2011, 12:53 PM

I cant wait till Thursday to watch the new one...it's out at midnight and i'm so there!! haha!!

GT-Omar · 11-14-2011, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you dont have long before she go's boy crazy prepare yourself

Trust me I know! The good thing about having a son. Is you only worry about one dick. The bad thing about having a daughter. Is you have to worry about them ALL.

2MuchMark · 11-14-2011, 02:30 PM

How come no one thinks of BLADE when they think Vampire movies? All 3 of them are pretty damn good.

Jakez · 11-14-2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GT-Omar

Trust me I know! The good thing about having a son. Is you only worry about one dick. The bad thing about having a daughter. Is you have to worry about them ALL.

Well think of it this way, with a daughter she can only have a kid once every 9 months, a son could have one every day.

Juicy D. Links · 11-15-2011, 05:32 PM

brassmonkey · 11-15-2011, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

Well think of it this way, with a daughter she can only have a kid once every 9 months, a son could have one every day.

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