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Juicy D. Links

11-13-2011 01:00 PM

I am really diggin these "Twilight" movies...

:pimp:pimp:pimp

Anybody else? :Graucho

garce

11-13-2011 01:02 PM

Nope....

seeandsee

11-13-2011 01:10 PM

Juicy = yciuj = yc i u j = yesus christ is urban jew

NaughtyVisions

11-13-2011 01:14 PM

Robert Pattinson couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. It's really painful to watch him in a movie. And fucking Sharkboy needs to keep his fucking shirt on.

Shame, cuz Kristen Stewart is hot.

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Caligari

11-13-2011 01:15 PM

I love sad sparkly vampires.

kronic

11-13-2011 01:16 PM

Sounds like Juicy has caught a case of the gay. Hopefully it's only the 24 hour gay.

Chosen

11-13-2011 01:27 PM

I'm not :pimp

anexsia

11-13-2011 01:42 PM

Oh my god, my exgirlfriend used to love those fucking movies and I would always be stuck having to watch them with her...she went to the beach and spent the entire time just reading all the damn books.

tabasco

11-13-2011 04:36 PM

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AllAboutCams

11-13-2011 04:49 PM

i will never watch them

Jarmusch

11-13-2011 05:05 PM

I never watched any of those movies.

I saw a couple of trailers though, and the guys looked like homofaggots.

biskoppen

11-13-2011 05:22 PM

heh.. another round of "I'm too cool to see that shit" ..

CaptainHowdy

11-13-2011 05:24 PM

I'd wish ...

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tabasco

11-13-2011 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18557286)

I'd wish ...

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someone please chop Juicy into this!

MrBottomTooth

11-13-2011 05:41 PM

I watched all of the first one because I had no idea what it was about and wanted to see what the hype was. Then the sequels came out and kept on getting worse to the point of being unwatchable, even unworthy as background noise while working.

Seriously some of the worst movies I have ever seen.

At least True Blood keeps you entertained by showing Sookie nude every couple episodes.

brassmonkey

11-13-2011 05:41 PM

no im not

thickcash_amo

11-13-2011 05:51 PM

I do love them.....I can't wait for next weekend!

Jarmusch

11-13-2011 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 18557284)

heh.. another round of "I'm too cool to see that shit" ..

Nah, I'm just too straight to see that shit.

NaughtyVisions

11-13-2011 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 18557284)

heh.. another round of "I'm too cool to see that shit" ..

I've watched them all. They just suck.

Two current options for good vampire entertainment. For R-rated chock full of nudity, True Blood is it.

For a broader audience, more PG-13, but still 50000000000 times better than that Twilight, check out The Vampire Diaries. :2 cents:

Shotsie

11-13-2011 07:44 PM

Stephen King on Stephanie Meyer and Twilight:

Quote:

Here?s what vampires shouldn?t be: pallid detectives who drink
Bloody Marys and only work at night; lovelorn southern gentlemen;
anorexic teenage girls; boy-toys with big dewy eyes.
What should they be?

Killers, honey. Stone killers who never get enough of that tasty
Type-A. Bad boys and girls. Hunters. In other words, Midnight
America. Red white and blue, accent on the red. Those vamps got
hijacked by a lot of soft-focus romance.

Quote:

People are attracted by the stories, by the pace and in the case of Stephenie Meyer, it's very clear that she's writing to a whole generation of girls and opening up kind of a safe joining of love and sex in those books. It's very exciting and it's thrilling and it's not particularly threatening because they're not overtly sexual.

A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that's a shorthand for all the feelings that they're not ready to deal with yet.

2MuchMark

11-14-2011 12:38 AM

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2MuchMark

11-14-2011 12:42 AM

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blonda80

11-14-2011 02:20 AM

i love twilight

CurrentlySober

11-14-2011 03:05 AM

i cant afford a cinema ticket...

helenaBlue

11-14-2011 03:43 AM

i love edward and the whole series :)
I wanna spend a day in the cinema watching the movies over and over again :)

Sid70

11-14-2011 07:36 AM

aint bad but i prefer Kate playing a vampire :)

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stephane76

11-14-2011 07:43 AM

you mean Twinklight?

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NoWhErE

11-14-2011 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18557006)

Stop dating 14 year olds. [/PROBLEM]

seeandsee

11-14-2011 08:06 AM

its movie for girls, i cant stand that shit for real. I want dracula killing innocent people and taking fight with big werewolf , not to suck girl pussy

VenzuelanChick

11-14-2011 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 18557240)

http://www.bigbootyheaven.com/Pics/LDEu5.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SGS	11-14-2011 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 18557240)

http://www.bigbootyheaven.com/Pics/LDEu5.jpg

:1orglaugh

DamianJ

11-14-2011 08:29 AM

Near Dark is my favourite Vampire flick.

seeandsee

11-14-2011 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18558221)

Near Dark is my favourite Vampire flick.

this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093605/ ?

must check it out!

barcodes

11-14-2011 08:40 AM

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OY	11-14-2011 11:16 AM

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GT-Omar

11-14-2011 11:24 AM

I have a 12 yr old daughter, and she's made watch every one of them with her. So whether I like them or not. I'm stuck with no possibility of parole...

My favorite Vampire movie tho is "Queen of the damned"

cooldude7

11-14-2011 11:39 AM

gee., the 1st one was ok., but the sequel was mother fucking boring and sucked big time.,
the bitch couldnt even choose the one dick., she likes both of em...

Ramirez

11-14-2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18557247)

i will never watch them

same here.

brassmonkey

11-14-2011 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GT-Omar (Post 18558639)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh you dont have long before she go's boy crazy prepare yourself :helpme

naughtylaura

11-14-2011 12:53 PM

I cant wait till Thursday to watch the new one...it's out at midnight and i'm so there!! haha!!

GT-Omar

11-14-2011 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18558797)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh you dont have long before she go's boy crazy prepare yourself :helpme

Trust me I know! The good thing about having a son. Is you only worry about one dick. The bad thing about having a daughter. Is you have to worry about them ALL.

2MuchMark

11-14-2011 02:30 PM

How come no one thinks of BLADE when they think Vampire movies? All 3 of them are pretty damn good.

Jakez

11-14-2011 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GT-Omar (Post 18558843)

Trust me I know! The good thing about having a son. Is you only worry about one dick. The bad thing about having a daughter. Is you have to worry about them ALL.

Well think of it this way, with a daughter she can only have a kid once every 9 months, a son could have one every day. :winkwink:

Juicy D. Links

11-15-2011 05:32 PM

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brassmonkey

11-15-2011 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18559287)

Well think of it this way, with a daughter she can only have a kid once every 9 months, a son could have one every day. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

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