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Lindsay Lohan Spends Whopping 5 Hours in Jail
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It's a hard knock life: Actress Lindsay Lohan checked in to jail last night, and made it out unscathed in under five hours. Lohan, following strict orders from Judge Stephanie Sautner, surrendered into custody at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood at 8:48 p.m. to serve a 30-day sentence. Sautner had been clear: There was to be no special treatment, no getting out of jail passes--Lohan was to do her time. Of course, if the law had a reason to let LiLo go early, well, that couldn't be helped. And such was the case last night. Lohan was released at around 1:30 p.m. due to overcrowding. The ordeal is totally over for Lohan (or us Angelenos who have to hear about her all the time). Now that she is out, she must report to her new no nonsense probation offer. After that, Lohan's regimen is clearly mapped out; she has until December 14 to put in 12 days of community service at the L.A. County morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions of 45 minutes each. If she makes good on her first post-jail batch of orders, Sautner will stay Lohan's jail time again and maintain probation, and that cycle is to repeat again until Lohan comes back to court January 17, and again February 15. For her last cycle, Lohan has from February 15 to March 29 to put in 17 days at the Morgue and go to six therapy sessions. Then...at long last, her 2007 DUI will be taken care of.
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big surprise there.
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Wonder if she got raped?
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![]() Not really a surprise. In America, you can always buy a better brand of justice.
Additionally, who can justify keeping a non-violent washed up celebrity in jail when you have a lack of resources and bed space because of the failure of the justice system. Which apparently believes that prison is big business, and keep filling and building more. |
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damn i gave it 3 days LOL i was way offf
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There is no reason to put non violent offenders in jail in the first place. She is just a confused young girl....... not exactly a danger to society.
Of course the double standard for the rich and celebrities is also outrageous. If she was a young black woman she would still be in jail. Fucked up all around.
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I dont think i'll ever understand this obsession america has with lindsay lohan. I really couldnt care less whether she lives or dies.
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shell be able to do the photo shoot again
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and... running people off the road with cocaine in your pocket.
The problem is everyone in america should get same police treatment. If this was me, I wouldve lost my child, be in jail etc... shes ignored the judge over 9 times and disobeyed courts. Lets see everyday citizen do that to a judge, youd be in JAIL for months. do the crime, do the time, right?
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I wonder if they powdered her tushy and gave her some bunny slippers too
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There is some sense. But on the other hand people would be free to make small crimes because they would know they won't be punished.
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california prisons are overcrowded. and they are now under a federal order to decrease prison populations.
there was (and probably still is) an unspoken "10% rule" for nonviolent misdemeanors. they have been kicking out ALL non-violent offenders early for years now, and they're probably stepping it up since the federal order came down
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It is not a simple issue obviously....... but in general I think jail should be reserved for hardened violent criminals...... it should not be a place for confused children with substance abuse problems.
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community service at the L.A. County morgue
that seems rather odd i wonder what the idea for that is i mean your probably not going to have a lot to do. that would be a dream come true for me. all those fresh sexy babes. yum. normaly i have to sneak in.
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But Martha Steward had to do 5 months for supposedly lying to investigators that
couldn't find evidence of a crime. Go figure.
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to be honest Lindsay Lohan is not a criminal.
she has mental health problems. lets face it most child stars seem to have problems as an adult. or even as a child. in fact the only big child star that seems to have been abel to cope with fame at an early age is Mickey Rooney.
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The thing is I suspect in the past holywood covered up stories about its actors. lets face it Judy Garland died due to a drug overdose.
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putting her in prison for even a few days may make her worse. not to mention she may have easer access to drugs. with luck she will get better. for some fame is very hard to handel. its such an unreal world your in. and probably very lonly. reading her story, it sounds like britny spears. pushed into being a star at a young age, having no chilhood then pushed into the crazy world of fame. its no wonder so many find it hard to cope. its probably worse when your fame decreases, and you see others take your place. it reminds me of 'the king is dead, long live the king'.
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Do you have no sypathy for thiis poor girl? Do you think she is a criminal or simply not in her right mind. I even wonder due to her mental health problems is her contract with playboy valid. The presumption of a contract is that your in a right state of mind to understand it. Also I think people forget prison is not free. Its rather expensive. The sick thing is, in the UK it would work out cheaper to send all prisoners to oxford to do a degree than to prison. In the uk most people leave prison not abel to get a job as no one will impoy then, so they return to crime. then back to prison, and so it goes on just think if the bulk of prisoners in the usa were sent to university. i would suspect it would save the tax payer millions, and they (the criminals) wuld get jobs, and no longer do crime. its very easy for people who have had the opertinities in life such as university, a happy family, healthy food, a warm home to condem those who have not had this back ground. there are children today (both in the usa and uk) who will have a diet of junk food, parents not work. who will grow up with nothing. crime is for them an only option. in uk prisons we have a lot of perople who cannot read.
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prison achieves one thing. and only one thing.
it gives us power over the weak. we can treat certain people as we wish, humilate, degrade.
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absolutely NONE>
ive had friends put in jail for less. she thinks she above rules that apply to rest of us. as clearly shown by her treatment.
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The point is she was arrested for felony theft, and convicted, no question about guilt. And she basically spends no time in jail despite being a fuck up of a parolee.
If I were to rob a bank, gas station, pizza delivery I would have been lucky to get the probation she did and I would definitely be in jail for the parole violations. Make an example out of her not an exception. This is a different example of the 99% and the 1%. . |
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"It's Lohan's fifth jail sentence since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007."
shes got two DUIs, in Cali most would have no license for 2 years and spend minimum 90 days in jail. third one is felony here in new orleans
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In 2007 she is again arrested for DUI and again found with cocaine in her possession. In 2008 was main suspect of $11,000 mink coat theft. In 2009 was main suspect in $400,000 jewelry theft. |
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In many (not all) usda states, and in the uk, insanity is (and has been) considered a defence. By this, one needs to prove the person comited the crimes with a clear head. i think due to her clear metal health problems, she comited the crimes not in the correct frame of mind. does anyone disagree she is in a mess? does anyone disagee she could afford to buy what she stole? in otherwords did she have a motive? what will sending her to prison gain? only thing i can see is it will make her worse and give her access to drugs. but why not give her the death penatly, but make it nice and slow, mabe first put of her fingers one by one, then rip out her eyes. becase thats the only reason you want her in prison is for her to suffer, so you can enjoy her suffering. indeed thats why in the uk we had to stop public excucutions as they became far too polular.
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you are clearly a stonger person than her. not everyone is that stong. in the uk we had a football player called george best. he could not stop drinking. he tried but failed. he was almost in tears on tv about it. in the end it killed him. not everyone is strong to quit on there own. just becase one person can do somthing, does not mean others can.
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she already did the playboy shoot so who cares what she does now
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You're totally right on this as well. A lot of my old friends got really bad when addicted and it's not even really their drug of choice that fucked up their life so much...it's all the mental issues that's just feeding their addiction to continue.
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they gave me a morphine based drug for the pain. i was hooked, and i wasa only on it 2 days. for a week i had withdrawl syptoms, it was dreadfull. so to come of drugs after months or years must be so hard. and although i do not even drink, nor take drugs, i have to admit being on that drug was so nice.
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She certainly has some issues. She has an alcohol and drug problem. One of her other big mental issues is that she suffers from the delusion that the rules don't apply to her. Her actions indicate that she honestly thinks she can do whatever she wants with no consequences, natural or legal. That delusion that the rules don't apply to her eill get will be cured when either a) she kills herself or someone else by her actions or b) a judge shows her that the rules DO apply to her.
I'm not talking about serious prison time, but for a spoiled brat like her a few weeks in county jail might cure her of the delusion that her actions have no consequences. To help her understand that reality might be the kindest thing you could do for her. I have many friends who have had similar problems, mainly with alcohol and drugs. Those who got better all began with the sobering realization that their actions did real harm. A few weeks in jail might have been a new beginning for her, perhaps followed by an intense conversation with Drew Barrymore about stardom, addiction, addiction, recovery, and responsibility. I don't see why Lohan would bother to try to change her life in any meaningful way as long as she continues to get away with felonies all the time, though. |
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a woman lives a few doors from me. she was a pro model, and has a house full of very expensive fashion clothes. and she has cash. she got into drink, as in 2 large bottels of voda each day. i though she was going to die. i think she is about 40, but she is one of those people who are a bit child like. not retarded, but just she is more of a child than an adult. her parents i think are not much help. not that they do not look after her, but i think her mum has mental health problems. her sister got involved and she has now quit. she looks so different, in fact i do not recognise her now, she looks much younger and heather. i said to her that she should not be ashamed, and be please she quit as she was drinking heavy. in fact it got to the stage an abulance would pick her up every 4 days (i think she was in hospital the other times).
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let me think............... thats right, prison does not work. if prison worked the result would be fewer prisoners in prison each year as prison would put people off doing crime and those who left prison get jobs. yet prisons are maxed out. in other words prisons DO NOT PUT PEOPLE OFF DOING CRIMES and those who have comited crime, can not get work so HAVE NO OPTION TO DO CRIME AGAIN. Just saying, thats all.
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I am not surprised at all. It it a routine thing
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Did anyone ever see her in the SNL skit where she rides shotgun with Horatio Sanz driving and 3 girls in the backseat. 2004 or so.
Sanz play Billy Joel and sings his songs as they are driving and of course they never heard any of them. They are driving to a Party at Billy Joels in the Hamptons. Anyhooooo funny as hell plus she was really hot in that skit but cant find it on yt. Her best feature is her voice. One of the most pleasant and sexiest voices around imo. |
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Hope to hear more often good news about her, I really like her.
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She has ignored the courts and disobeyed orders to attend rehab. she doesnt do anything the judge says because she feels she doesnt have to LOL
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