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96ukssob · 10-31-2011, 09:20 PM

Our trick or treat night was tonight, instead of last thursday like everyone else. got changed because of the rain.

Last year we had maybe 10 door bell rings. Tonight, it was one after another after another. We bought 4 bags of candy, 2 reese cups and 2 M&Ms, so we thought we had more than enough...

Kids started coming around 6, then around 6:30 was HORDES of kids, one right after another. I look outside and its minivan palooza! Parents taking their kids to our neighborhood. Ahh, whatever its all the thrill. Still have about half our candy left, then comes the older kids shortly after.

I was handing candy to the one kid when, what I thought was his brother, reaches under my arm and tries to grab about 6 bags. WTF? Greedy piece of shit kids and he was probably 15 or older, no costume.

I get annoyed at this because that means these little kids get less candy. My wife hands out the rest and I run to CVS to buy $10 worth of mini bars. A bit later more kids keep coming and I saw the same kids come back two and three times. One was dressed as osama. About 8:45, after about an hour of no kids, I get a ring on the door bell. I thought it was supposed to go from 6 to 8, so I just answer the door. Its 4 kids, probably about 16 to 19, two were smoking. They said "candy? beer? both??"

I was rather annoyed at kids, old enough to know the difference, would try and reach in to grab more. My wifes parents left a container out that said "please take one" and within 15 minutes, whole basket was gone... including the basket

xNetworx · 10-31-2011, 09:24 PM

try candy corn next time

L-Pink · 10-31-2011, 09:25 PM

Next year I'm gonna turn my front yards water sprinkler system on.

BIGTYMER · 10-31-2011, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Next year I'm gonna turn my front yards water sprinkler system on.

Grinch!!

L-Pink · 10-31-2011, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Grinch!!

... Actually when it comes to holidays and kids I'm a real softy. I was disappointed only a handful of kids came by.

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96ukssob · 10-31-2011, 10:00 PM

My friend told me a few years back when he got his new house he handed out full size bars. Said that was a mistake, kids kept coming back and trying to take more than one. Kids fight over the good candy I guess

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Next year I'm gonna turn my front yards water sprinkler system on.

robfantasy · 10-31-2011, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

My wifes parents left a container out that said "please take one" and within 15 minutes, whole basket was gone... including the basket

happened to me today lol

SmokeyTheBear · 10-31-2011, 10:40 PM

you can make a motion activated sprinkler pretty easy from any home hardware store.

10-31-2011, 09:20 PM	#1
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	Greedy ass kids make me go out and buy MORE candy Our trick or treat night was tonight, instead of last thursday like everyone else. got changed because of the rain. Last year we had maybe 10 door bell rings. Tonight, it was one after another after another. We bought 4 bags of candy, 2 reese cups and 2 M&Ms, so we thought we had more than enough... Kids started coming around 6, then around 6:30 was HORDES of kids, one right after another. I look outside and its minivan palooza! Parents taking their kids to our neighborhood. Ahh, whatever its all the thrill. Still have about half our candy left, then comes the older kids shortly after. I was handing candy to the one kid when, what I thought was his brother, reaches under my arm and tries to grab about 6 bags. WTF? Greedy piece of shit kids and he was probably 15 or older, no costume. I get annoyed at this because that means these little kids get less candy. My wife hands out the rest and I run to CVS to buy $10 worth of mini bars. A bit later more kids keep coming and I saw the same kids come back two and three times. One was dressed as osama. About 8:45, after about an hour of no kids, I get a ring on the door bell. I thought it was supposed to go from 6 to 8, so I just answer the door. Its 4 kids, probably about 16 to 19, two were smoking. They said "candy? beer? both??" I was rather annoyed at kids, old enough to know the difference, would try and reach in to grab more. My wifes parents left a container out that said "please take one" and within 15 minutes, whole basket was gone... including the basket __________________ Email: Clicky on Me Last edited by 96ukssob; 10-31-2011 at 09:22 PM..

10-31-2011, 10:40 PM	#8
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	you can make a motion activated sprinkler pretty easy from any home hardware store. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

10-31-2011, 09:24 PM	#2
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	try candy corn next time

10-31-2011, 09:25 PM	#3
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Next year I'm gonna turn my front yards water sprinkler system on.