Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 10-31-2011, 02:38 PM

wow ... that was fast ... Penis issue ??????

Updated 11:15 a.m. PT: Who out there had 72 days in the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries marriage pool? Raise your hands now, because you might have just won the $17 million question.

Kim K filed for divorce Monday from her husband, and she's citing the cause as "irreconcilable differences," and lists the day of separation as Oct. 31, 2011.

"After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage," Kardashian said in a statement obtained by The Scoop. "I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don't work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best."

The trouble-in-paradise rumor mill has been churning overtime on this one, and the couple's decision to spend Halloween apart (how dare a couple not spend this important holiday together!) seemed to be a final nail in the coffin.

TMZ has the divorce documents right here.

Just Mike · 10-31-2011, 02:43 PM

what do you expect from a porn star?

RayBonga · 10-31-2011, 02:55 PM

Good business for all involved I guess

Dvae · 10-31-2011, 02:55 PM

What do you expect from a skank?

blackmonsters · 10-31-2011, 02:58 PM

What an idiot.

Trying to marry a straight up exploitation ho.

epitome · 10-31-2011, 03:00 PM

The other thread on the front page not good enough?

Theo · 10-31-2011, 03:12 PM

from Chloe few days ago:

"I am not the correct person to be asking this! Yes they are having issues with their marriage but I don't have the rights to discuss this with you!"

vsex · 10-31-2011, 03:13 PM

find a medium known sports star....check
Date him briefly.....check
Get him to marry you...check
Get E! to pay for the wedding for your show....check
get a magazine to pay you a stupid amount of money for the rights to the pictures etc.....check
Bank $17 Million in additional income for the year....priceless

JJump · 10-31-2011, 03:21 PM

I read today they had renewed their vows on Ellen. ROFL!

Scott McD · 10-31-2011, 03:24 PM

Fuck that fucking whorebag !!!

And every other reality tv attention seeking bitch aswell...

Chosen · 10-31-2011, 03:25 PM

I don't really give a fuck about that event

Bladewire · 10-31-2011, 03:29 PM

People magazine paid $2,500,000 for rights to their wedding photos.

To Kris Humphries that was 31% of his current net worth of $8,000,000

To Kim Kardashian that was 7% of her current net worth of $35,000,000

That's NOTHING compared to the total of $18,000,000 they both earned for the wedding!

I wonder how much their individual net worth increased from the wedding, could be the reason for the divorce

drmadcat · 10-31-2011, 03:31 PM

just another slut

spunky99 · 10-31-2011, 03:32 PM

few more weddings and she can retire.. smart girl

John-ACWM · 11-01-2011, 07:28 AM

Happy for the guy.

CaptainHowdy · 11-01-2011, 07:29 AM

TurboAngel · 11-01-2011, 07:48 AM

I'm heart broken! LMAO

sweetcuties · 11-01-2011, 07:56 AM

As a former fan of her show, she's truly turned into a piece of shit

O MARINA · 11-01-2011, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVN Theo

from Chloe few days ago:

"I am not the correct person to be asking this! Yes they are having issues with their marriage but I don't have the rights to discuss this with you!"

They lasted 72 days!
At least 70 days more than I expected.

Kenny B! · 11-01-2011, 08:31 AM

$18M to get married? thats fucking retarded

seeandsee · 11-01-2011, 09:18 AM

slut loves black cocks more, end

Wicked 1 · 11-01-2011, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA

They lasted 72 days!
At least 70 days more than I expected.

I hear the reason they lasted so long is because there was a delay in getting the check to clear.

Lykos · 11-01-2011, 09:41 AM

We all know that was gonna happen very fast....

O MARINA · 11-01-2011, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wicked 1

I hear the reason they lasted so long is because there was a delay in getting the check to clear.

She played him!

ajrocks · 11-01-2011, 10:20 AM

Stupid fuckin cunt. I can't stand hearing about her and her ugly sisters. Famous for nothing.

CDSmith · 11-01-2011, 10:38 AM

It was only a matter of time. Word on the street (or rather local radio this morning) is that he's an outdoorsy kind of guy, into fishing and camping and roughing it in the wilds, whereas she is utterly and completely clueless (not to mention disinterested) in all that.

I'm sure the next schmuck she drags to the alter will be much more superficial and uptown, like her. Pfft.

Fun fact: 72 days is actually pretty far down the list of shortest Celebrity marriages on record. The actual shortest is apparently 1 hour, but I can't find out who it was. Most sights list Valentino & Acker as #1, having lasted something like 5 hrs.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1068180.html

Britney Spears has Kim way beat, having had one last a whopping 55 hours.

I gave this Kardashian one 6 months, so I was way off. :D

2MuchMark · 11-01-2011, 11:01 AM

It kills me how many people fall for this crap and how much money she and others make from stupid stunts like this.

DaddyHalbucks · 11-01-2011, 11:04 AM

She's my least favorite of the Kardashian sisters.

TeenCat · 11-01-2011, 11:16 AM

wow ken and barbie, lol

crash_jackson · 11-01-2011, 11:29 AM

That was to be expected....

Jakez · 11-01-2011, 01:32 PM

He makes her seem smart.

SomeCreep · 11-01-2011, 03:52 PM

She may have 20 billion followers on twitter, but i couldnt give a rat's ass whether she lives or dies.

directfiesta · 11-01-2011, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

She may have 20 billion followers on twitter, but i couldnt give a rat's ass whether she lives or dies.

Hummmm.... talking about ass .... :

http://acidcow.com/famous/17240-what...t-55-pics.html

thickcash_amo · 11-01-2011, 04:57 PM

Fail. But why the hell do we care?!?

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