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directfiesta 10-31-2011 02:38 PM

Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days
 
wow ... that was fast ... Penis issue ??????

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Updated 11:15 a.m. PT: Who out there had 72 days in the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries marriage pool? Raise your hands now, because you might have just won the $17 million question.

Kim K filed for divorce Monday from her husband, and she's citing the cause as "irreconcilable differences," and lists the day of separation as Oct. 31, 2011.

"After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage," Kardashian said in a statement obtained by The Scoop. "I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don't work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best."

The trouble-in-paradise rumor mill has been churning overtime on this one, and the couple's decision to spend Halloween apart (how dare a couple not spend this important holiday together!) seemed to be a final nail in the coffin.

TMZ has the divorce documents right here.

Just Mike 10-31-2011 02:43 PM

what do you expect from a porn star?

RayBonga 10-31-2011 02:55 PM

Good business for all involved I guess :thumbsup

Dvae 10-31-2011 02:55 PM

What do you expect from a skank?

blackmonsters 10-31-2011 02:58 PM

What an idiot.

Trying to marry a straight up exploitation ho.

epitome 10-31-2011 03:00 PM

The other thread on the front page not good enough?

Theo 10-31-2011 03:12 PM

from Chloe few days ago:

"I am not the correct person to be asking this! Yes they are having issues with their marriage but I don't have the rights to discuss this with you!"

vsex 10-31-2011 03:13 PM

find a medium known sports star....check
Date him briefly.....check
Get him to marry you...check
Get E! to pay for the wedding for your show....check
get a magazine to pay you a stupid amount of money for the rights to the pictures etc.....check
Bank $17 Million in additional income for the year....priceless :1orglaugh

JJump 10-31-2011 03:21 PM

I read today they had renewed their vows on Ellen. ROFL!

Scott McD 10-31-2011 03:24 PM

Fuck that fucking whorebag !!!

And every other reality tv attention seeking bitch aswell...

Chosen 10-31-2011 03:25 PM

I don't really give a fuck about that event :pimp

Bladewire 10-31-2011 03:29 PM

People magazine paid $2,500,000 for rights to their wedding photos.

To Kris Humphries that was 31% of his current net worth of $8,000,000

To Kim Kardashian that was 7% of her current net worth of $35,000,000

That's NOTHING compared to the total of $18,000,000 they both earned for the wedding!

I wonder how much their individual net worth increased from the wedding, could be the reason for the divorce :2 cents:

drmadcat 10-31-2011 03:31 PM

just another slut

spunky99 10-31-2011 03:32 PM

few more weddings and she can retire.. smart girl

John-ACWM 11-01-2011 07:28 AM

Happy for the guy.

CaptainHowdy 11-01-2011 07:29 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fo6pas9Rva...6%2Bcocked.jpg

TurboAngel 11-01-2011 07:48 AM

I'm heart broken! LMAO

sweetcuties 11-01-2011 07:56 AM

As a former fan of her show, she's truly turned into a piece of shit :2 cents:

O MARINA 11-01-2011 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVN Theo (Post 18527805)
from Chloe few days ago:

"I am not the correct person to be asking this! Yes they are having issues with their marriage but I don't have the rights to discuss this with you!"


They lasted 72 days!
At least 70 days more than I expected.

Kenny B! 11-01-2011 08:31 AM

$18M to get married? thats fucking retarded

seeandsee 11-01-2011 09:18 AM

slut loves black cocks more, end

Wicked 1 11-01-2011 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18529538)
They lasted 72 days!
At least 70 days more than I expected.

I hear the reason they lasted so long is because there was a delay in getting the check to clear. :winkwink:

Lykos 11-01-2011 09:41 AM

We all know that was gonna happen very fast....

O MARINA 11-01-2011 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wicked 1 (Post 18529718)
I hear the reason they lasted so long is because there was a delay in getting the check to clear. :winkwink:



She played him! :pimp

ajrocks 11-01-2011 10:20 AM

Stupid fuckin cunt. I can't stand hearing about her and her ugly sisters. Famous for nothing.

CDSmith 11-01-2011 10:38 AM

It was only a matter of time. Word on the street (or rather local radio this morning) is that he's an outdoorsy kind of guy, into fishing and camping and roughing it in the wilds, whereas she is utterly and completely clueless (not to mention disinterested) in all that.

I'm sure the next schmuck she drags to the alter will be much more superficial and uptown, like her. Pfft.



Fun fact: 72 days is actually pretty far down the list of shortest Celebrity marriages on record. The actual shortest is apparently 1 hour, but I can't find out who it was. Most sights list Valentino & Acker as #1, having lasted something like 5 hrs.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1068180.html

Britney Spears has Kim way beat, having had one last a whopping 55 hours.


I gave this Kardashian one 6 months, so I was way off. :D

2MuchMark 11-01-2011 11:01 AM

It kills me how many people fall for this crap and how much money she and others make from stupid stunts like this.

DaddyHalbucks 11-01-2011 11:04 AM

She's my least favorite of the Kardashian sisters.

TeenCat 11-01-2011 11:16 AM

wow ken and barbie, lol :Oh crap

crash_jackson 11-01-2011 11:29 AM

That was to be expected....

Jakez 11-01-2011 01:32 PM

He makes her seem smart.

SomeCreep 11-01-2011 03:52 PM

She may have 20 billion followers on twitter, but i couldnt give a rat's ass whether she lives or dies.

directfiesta 11-01-2011 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 18530706)
She may have 20 billion followers on twitter, but i couldnt give a rat's ass whether she lives or dies.

Hummmm.... talking about ass .... :

http://acidcow.com/famous/17240-what...t-55-pics.html

http://acidcow.com/pics/20110210/kim_kardashian_18.jpg

thickcash_amo 11-01-2011 04:57 PM

Fail. But why the hell do we care?!?


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