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CurrentlySober · 10-29-2011, 12:27 PM

On Halloween, I shall be at a large hotel, in a big city. My room will be on the 17th floor.

Considering that lots of people will be 'out and about' on the street below, I have decided to spend the evening, urinating out the window, and giving revellers a 'Golden Shower'...

Aside from suggesting that I 'poo' on them - and believe you me... I HAVE thought about it... I cant... I've checked...

( The window only opens an inch or two - My ass wont fit... )

So, does anyone have any hints or tips for me, in order to create maximum annoyance on those stupid people below, who cant afford to stay in my hotel, and therefore cant come up and 'get me'?

Cheers :D

Inter-Sex · 10-29-2011, 12:31 PM

Just do your poo on a plate, and trow out the window,

BUT...don't lose grip on the plate or you will be arrested for "attacking a person with an object"

DWB · 10-29-2011, 12:36 PM

When I was very young and immature, yes.

Chosen · 10-29-2011, 04:31 PM

ArsewithClass · 10-29-2011, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

On Halloween, I shall be at a large hotel, in a big city. My room will be on the 17th floor.

Considering that lots of people will be 'out and about' on the street below, I have decided to spend the evening, urinating out the window, and giving revellers a 'Golden Shower'...

Aside from suggesting that I 'poo' on them - and believe you me... I HAVE thought about it... I cant... I've checked...

( The window only opens an inch or two - My ass wont fit... )

So, does anyone have any hints or tips for me, in order to create maximum annoyance on those stupid people below, who cant afford to stay in my hotel, and therefore cant come up and 'get me'?

Cheers :D

Don't be foul

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

When I was very young and immature, yes.

Ahhh man.. why!?

No way, I wouldn't do anything that would disrespect anyone against their wish

alias · 10-29-2011, 05:11 PM

Monkey game.

B.Barnato · 10-29-2011, 05:33 PM

No, never.

Edit

But I have pissed on myself in various states of inebriation.

Eyeball · 10-29-2011, 06:16 PM

Rubbing one off from a great height onto unsuspecting passers by is the new craze.

Scott McD · 10-29-2011, 08:27 PM

Reminds me of the scene in American Pie 2 when Stifler gets pissed on.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-29-2011, 08:53 PM

no but if you mix toothpaste with warm water you can squirt it out of a squirtgun out the window , people will think it is bird shit, if you mix in some red dye for halloween it might resemble thick blood. might be more appropriate and less disgusting.

CurrentlySober · 10-30-2011, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Don't be foul

You trying to call me poultry?

Double trouble · 10-30-2011, 01:04 AM

You'll love her

seeandsee · 10-30-2011, 04:14 AM

i dont piss on the wind...

ArsewithClass · 10-30-2011, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

You trying to call me poultry?

Read the signs

CaptainHowdy · 10-30-2011, 08:05 AM

I'm not a child ...

10-29-2011, 12:27 PM	#1
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