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CurrentlySober 10-29-2011 12:27 PM
Have you ever urinated onto people from a tall building?
 
On Halloween, I shall be at a large hotel, in a big city. My room will be on the 17th floor.

Considering that lots of people will be 'out and about' on the street below, I have decided to spend the evening, urinating out the window, and giving revellers a 'Golden Shower'...

Aside from suggesting that I 'poo' on them - and believe you me... I HAVE thought about it... I cant... I've checked...

( The window only opens an inch or two - My ass wont fit... )

So, does anyone have any hints or tips for me, in order to create maximum annoyance on those stupid people below, who cant afford to stay in my hotel, and therefore cant come up and 'get me'?

Cheers :D

Inter-Sex 10-29-2011 12:31 PM
Just do your poo on a plate, and trow out the window,

BUT...don't lose grip on the plate or you will be arrested for "attacking a person with an object" :winkwink:

DWB 10-29-2011 12:36 PM
When I was very young and immature, yes.

Chosen 10-29-2011 04:31 PM
No :pimp

ArsewithClass 10-29-2011 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18523685)
On Halloween, I shall be at a large hotel, in a big city. My room will be on the 17th floor.

Considering that lots of people will be 'out and about' on the street below, I have decided to spend the evening, urinating out the window, and giving revellers a 'Golden Shower'...

Aside from suggesting that I 'poo' on them - and believe you me... I HAVE thought about it... I cant... I've checked...

( The window only opens an inch or two - My ass wont fit... )

So, does anyone have any hints or tips for me, in order to create maximum annoyance on those stupid people below, who cant afford to stay in my hotel, and therefore cant come up and 'get me'?

Cheers :D
Don't be foul :Oh crap

Quote:
Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18523715)
When I was very young and immature, yes.
Ahhh man.. why!? :Oh crap

No way, I wouldn't do anything that would disrespect anyone against their wish :2 cents:

alias 10-29-2011 05:11 PM
Monkey game.

B.Barnato 10-29-2011 05:33 PM
No, never.

Edit

But I have pissed on myself in various states of inebriation.

Eyeball 10-29-2011 06:16 PM
Rubbing one off from a great height onto unsuspecting passers by is the new craze.

Scott McD 10-29-2011 08:27 PM
Reminds me of the scene in American Pie 2 when Stifler gets pissed on. :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 10-29-2011 08:53 PM
no but if you mix toothpaste with warm water you can squirt it out of a squirtgun out the window , people will think it is bird shit, if you mix in some red dye for halloween it might resemble thick blood. might be more appropriate and less disgusting.

CurrentlySober 10-30-2011 12:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18524112)
Don't be foul :Oh crap
You trying to call me poultry?

Double trouble 10-30-2011 01:04 AM
You'll love her

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seeandsee 10-30-2011 04:14 AM
i dont piss on the wind...

ArsewithClass 10-30-2011 05:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18524457)
You trying to call me poultry?
Read the signs :thumbsup

http://www.grizedale.org/2010/02/16/...54-349x324.jpg

CaptainHowdy 10-30-2011 08:05 AM
I'm not a child ...


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